{"id":24538,"date":"2023-02-15T10:06:39","date_gmt":"2023-02-15T07:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24538"},"modified":"2023-02-15T10:19:56","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T07:19:56","slug":"cutremuratoarea-drama-a-familiei-soloviov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cutremuratoarea-drama-a-familiei-soloviov\/","title":{"rendered":"Cutremur\u0103toarea dram\u0103 a familiei Soloviov"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cemi beam eu cafelu\u0163a de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi savuram \u015ftirile – sau invers, savuram cafelu\u0163a \u015fi beam \u015ftirile – c\u00e2nd am dat de una din zona de entertainment. Una care chiar mi-a oferit entertainment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar pentru a v\u0103 prezenta contextul, s\u0103 facem cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 cu personajele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vladimir Soloviov e personalitate TV \u00een Rusia. Un fel de portavoce a lui Putin. Un promotor al “opera\u0163iunii speciale” din Ucraina, al ideilor tradi\u0163ionaliste \u015fi extremiste, al “make Russia great again”, al mobiliz\u0103rii popula\u0163iei pentru a merge pe front, \u00een ceea ce el nume\u015fte “r\u0103zboiul sf\u00e2nt \u00eempotriva Ucrainei” \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai am \u015fi eu \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii specimene de genul. Care abereaz\u0103 cum ei nu vor avea copii gay, cum \u00eei vor educa s\u0103 nu fie gay (ca \u015fi cum ar func\u0163iona a\u015fa, lol), cum, dac\u0103 vor ar\u0103ta tendin\u0163e gay, \u00eei vor bate p\u00e2n\u0103 fac “b\u0103rba\u0163i” din ei (asta deja e nasol, cineva s\u0103 notifice protec\u0163ia copilului), \u015fi alte t\u00e2mpenii similare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei bine, Vladimir Soloviov are doi fii. Iar cel mai mic, Daniel, este – gasp! – gay. \u015ei nu, nu e genul de gay pe care \u00eel trimi\u0163i la sal\u0103 \u015fi p\u0103c\u0103le\u015fti lumea c\u0103 e straight. E genul excentric \u015fi flamboaiant, c\u0103ruia \u00eei place periodic s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een ora\u015f “in full drag”, care-\u015fi picteaz\u0103 unghiile \u015fi ocazional se machiaz\u0103, \u015fi pe care nu \u015ftim prin ce metode o fi \u00eencercat Soloviov s\u0103-l “\u00eendrepte”, dar aparent nimic n-a func\u0163ionat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 st\u0103m s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim, e o dram\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 contribui direct cu narativa de homofobie \u015fi transfobie pentru a transforma Rusia \u00eentr-un loc unde, ca persoan\u0103 queer, po\u0163i fi b\u0103tut, umilit, insultat, h\u0103r\u0163uit, concediat abuziv, ba chiar \u015fi omor\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 ca situa\u0163ia ta s\u0103 fie luat\u0103 \u00een serios. Apoi, pentru c\u0103 Dumnezeu are sim\u0163ul umorului, s\u0103 ai un copil care, prin orientarea lui, s\u0103 fie \u0163inta direct\u0103 a regimului de teroare pe care l-ai impus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abia genul \u0103sta de situa\u0163ii \u00eemi confirm\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 un Dumnezeu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei c\u0103 t\u00e2mpenia aia cu “s\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103m familia de curcubeu” nu are nici o solu\u0163ie pentru situa\u0163iile c\u00e2nd curcubeul vine din interiorul casei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Buuun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lui Soloviov i-a fost clar c\u0103 \u0103sta e fi-su \u015fi n-are ce s\u0103-i fac\u0103, respectiv, dac\u0103 \u00eel \u0163ine \u00een Rusia, \u00eel expune amenin\u0163\u0103rilor tuturor g\u0103\u015ftilor de derbedei. \u015ei l-a trimis la Londra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La Londra, \u0103la mic s-a sim\u0163it ca pe\u015ftele \u00een ap\u0103 \u015fi s-a integrat prompt: are o rela\u0163ie stabil\u0103 cu un domn generos, are un contract cu o agen\u0163ie de modelling \u015fi m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine \u00eel vedem participant la RuPaul’s Drag Race. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cred c\u0103 o face \u015fi cu un fel de sfidare, pentru c\u0103 numai el \u015ftie c\u00e2te tactici o fi \u00eencercat ta-su “s\u0103 fac\u0103 b\u0103rbat din el” \u015fi oricum, s\u0103 fii queer \u015fi s\u0103 tot auzi retoric\u0103 antiqueer \u00een jur e o experien\u0163\u0103 de natur\u0103 s\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 spiritul de frond\u0103 \u015fi de “maisxxge\u0163ivoipxla” \u015fi \u00een cei mai pa\u015fnici \u015fi r\u0103bd\u0103tori cet\u0103\u0163eni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, faza cu fi-su gay al lui Soloviov era un fel de secret \u015ftiut de toat\u0103 lumea \u00een Rusia, a\u015fa cum, de exemplu, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia lui Ceau\u015fescu, se \u015ftia de anumite personalit\u0103\u0163i c\u0103 sunt gay, dar toat\u0103 lumea mima naivitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen schimb, c\u00e2nd treaba a devenit groas\u0103 \u015fi stufoas\u0103 – Soloviov apare sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 la televizor s\u0103 insiste cu mobilizarea pentru Ucraina \u015fi s\u0103-i insulte pe ru\u015fii care nu vor s\u0103 se \u00eenroleze, respectiv s\u0103-i spurce cu furie proletar\u0103 pe cei care au fugit peste hotare s\u0103 evite recrutarea pe front – ni\u015fte domni care CHIAR NU aveau chef s\u0103-\u015fi lase oasele \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi nedrept \u015fi abuziv: “p\u0103i, bine, de ce mim\u0103m noi c\u0103 nu \u015ftim c\u0103 fi-su \u0103stuia e cum e \u015fi e unde e?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei l-au expus. P\u0103i bine, tu ne trimi\u0163i pe front, dar pe fi-tu \u00eel \u0163ii \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103 \u00een cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al Europei, b\u0103i, duble-standarde? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, pentru un b\u0103rbat ca Soloviov, o astfel de lovitur\u0103 de imagine e mai mult dec\u00e2t poate suporta. Omul e genul “monstru sacru al televiziunii”, cu arogan\u0163a \u015fi narcisismul aferente, un fel de buric al p\u0103m\u00e2ntului convins c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 el n-ar fi existat TV. “B\u0103rbat tradi\u0163ional” \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nat \u015fi agresiv, care nu admite nici mort c\u0103 nu are dreptate, c\u0103 e prins cu m\u00e2\u0163a \u00een sac \u015fi c\u0103 \u00een mod real, situa\u0163ia \u00eel dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte din toate punctele de vedere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei atunci, a f\u0103cut o criz\u0103 de nervi \u00een direct, \u00een care a acuzat pe to\u0163i cei care l-au expus c\u0103 ar fi “bestii”, “tr\u0103d\u0103tori pl\u0103ti\u0163i de ucraineni” \u015fi “jigodii mincinoase”, a promis c\u0103 “vor pl\u0103ti scump” (a\u015fa cum a pl\u0103tit \u015fi Mexicul pentru vestitul zid al lui Donald Trump) \u015fi a pretins c\u0103, \u00een prezent, fiul s\u0103u nu e model \u015fi locuie\u015fte la Moscova. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg: dac\u0103 fi-tu e \u00een acela\u015fi ora\u015f cu tine, de ce nu-l chemi \u00een emisiune, s\u0103 dovede\u015fti? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar genul lui Soloviov crede c\u0103 e de ajuns s\u0103 \u0163ipe mai tare, \u015fi nimeni nu-i va contesta adev\u0103rul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 Soloviov nu e genul de om care s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e ceva din situa\u0163ia \u00een care se afl\u0103 \u00een prezent. Evident c\u0103 va continua s\u0103 fac\u0103 propagand\u0103 pentru r\u0103zboi, evident c\u0103-i va jigni \u00een continuare pe tinerii care aleg s\u0103 nu participe – \u015fi evident c\u0103 treaba va merge ca p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil cu ni\u015fte telefoane lui Daniel s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod mai rezervat. Dac\u0103 Daniel \u00eenc\u0103 prime\u015fte bani de la taic\u0103-su, posibil s\u0103-l asculte. Dac\u0103 deja tr\u0103ie\u015fte din bani de modelling \u015fi din generozitatea lui iubi, posibil s\u0103-l \u00eenfrunte \u015fi s\u0103 chiar apar\u0103 la RuPaul’s Drag Race. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interesant e faptul c\u0103 nici fiul mai mare al lui Soloviov nu e \u00eenrolat \u00een r\u0103zboi, de\u015fi el tr\u0103ie\u015fte confirmat la Moscova. Ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 socoteala de acas\u0103 nu se potrive\u015fte cu discursul din t\u00e2rg. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar eu adooooooooooooooooooooooooor s\u0103 v\u0103d indivizi ca Soloviov f\u0103c\u00e2nd crize de nervi. Spumi\u0163ele lui mi-au \u00eendulcit cafeaua. Ceea ce v\u0103 dorim \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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