{"id":2455,"date":"2010-08-17T18:47:19","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T15:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2455"},"modified":"2010-08-17T18:47:19","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T15:47:19","slug":"despre-cum-am-fost-io-in-sfarsit-la-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-cum-am-fost-io-in-sfarsit-la-mall\/","title":{"rendered":"Am fost la mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Salut!\u00a0 Sunt Ostap Bender \u015fi am fost la mall.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!-- \t\t@page { margin: 2cm } \t\tP { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">La Maiden. Iron Maiden. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Mergi lejer pe un drum de 2 kilometri cu 2000 de rockeri, negri din cauza hainelor, \u00een jurul t\u0103u. Tu e\u015fti \u0103la care poart\u0103 tricoul verde kaki pen&#8217; c\u0103 pe \u0103la cu Maiden nu l-ai avut niciodat\u0103. \u015ei por\u0163i pantaloni sub\u0163iri de var\u0103, c\u0103 blugii aia rup\u0163i \u00een genunchi \u0163i s-or rupt \u00een cur. \u015ei \u201etene\u015fii\u201d, c\u0103 bocancii \u00ees pe balcon cu snowboardu&#8217; pe care nu l-ai \u00eencercat niciodat\u0103, be\u0163ivule! <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Ajungi la locul cu pricina \u015fi te enervezi dou\u0103 minute c\u0103 ai plecat mai repede de pe teras\u0103 unde halba era 3 lei \u015fi aici tre s\u0103 dai 5 lei. Pe un pahar de nicinustiucategrame c\u0103 se termin\u0103 din dou\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163ituri. Te calmezi frumos \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i cumperi un six pack. Sau fifthpack. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Pe Cargo \u00eei \u015ftii, \u00ees \u0103ia din liceu care c\u00e2nt\u0103 despre hai s\u0103 ne-mb\u0103t\u0103m c\u0103-\u0163i rup capu&#8217; dac\u0103 te iei de prietenii mei, pula mea, c\u0103-mi plou\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. M\u0103car dac\u0103 ploaia s-ar opri. Te las\u0103 rece. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Acum, du-te frumos dup\u0103 al treilea fifth pack de bere \u015fi fii atent, \u00een pula ta, s\u0103 nu mai dobori berile celorlal\u0163i rockeri care stau \u00een cur pe asfalt. Noroc c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een Cluj \u015fi \u00ees de ga\u015fc\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Ia, vezi c\u0103 o \u00eenceput. Bea ultimele dou\u0103 beri \u015fi du-te repede \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Le zici c\u0103 e\u015fti medic \u015fi tre s\u0103 ajungi repede la unu \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 care are sida. D\u0103-i \u00een pula mea! Noa, las c\u0103-i bine \u015fi \u00een spate la miticii \u0103\u015ftia. \u015etiu c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 te lase s\u0103 treci da m\u0103car nu-s a\u015fa de \u00eenal\u0163i. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Ia fata pe umeri c\u0103 nu vede. A\u015fa. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Acum, c\u00e2nt\u0103 toate versurile pe care le \u015ftii. Nu de la King Diamond, idiotule! Bucur\u0103-te. C\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 fluieri, fluier\u0103! <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Noa, a\u015fa. Acum du-te acas\u0103 sau dac\u0103 vrei, mai opre\u015fte-te la dou\u0103 beri . <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><span style=\"font-size:medium;\">Bruce Dickinson are 52 de ani, \u00eei profesor de istorie \u015fi piloteaz\u0103 avioane. Cic\u0103 ar fi \u015fi doctor \u00een filosofie. <\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-KsBdyEbcqI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><\/p>\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\">\n<p lang=\"ro-RO\"><em> Nu stiu de ce, creca o fost ziua tiganilor, ca n-am vazut niciunul.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut!\u00a0 Sunt Ostap Bender \u015fi am fost la mall. La Maiden. Iron Maiden. 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