{"id":24783,"date":"2023-04-04T02:36:54","date_gmt":"2023-04-03T23:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24783"},"modified":"2023-04-04T10:38:13","modified_gmt":"2023-04-04T07:38:13","slug":"balenciaga-e-trollul-fashionului-contemporan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/balenciaga-e-trollul-fashionului-contemporan\/","title":{"rendered":"Balenciaga e trollul fashionului contemporan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Zilele trecute, Balenciaga ne-a dat wtf vibes tuturor cu los t\u00e2rlici de 900 de euro perechea, destina\u0163i pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i. Evident, tradi\u0163ionalii au \u00eenceput s-o dea cu ***dificarea b\u0103rbatului \u015fi alte cele, de\u015fi, dac\u0103 cite\u015fti acest blog, \u015ftii deja c\u0103 sora ta prefer\u0103 un b\u0103rbat ***dificat unui meltean torturat de b\u0103\u015finile superiorit\u0103\u0163ii care vine s\u0103 se dea rotund f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l fi \u00eentrebat nimeni nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu, \u00eens\u0103, am fost uimit\u0103 de c\u00e2t de ur\u00e2\u0163i puteau s\u0103 fie respectivii t\u00e2rlici, indiferent cui \u00eei sunt destina\u0163i. I meeean, \u00eei g\u0103se\u015fti \u00een orice pia\u0163\u0103, \u00een zona de haine aduse angro din China \/ Turcia, cost\u0103 c\u00e2t o shaorma \u015fi \u0163in p\u00e2n\u0103 termini de halit respectiva shaorma. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, au intervenit cititoarele \u015fi mi-au atras aten\u0163ia c\u0103 Balenciaga are un istoric de trolat snobii cu mul\u0163i bani \u015fi de a le vinde articole ur\u00e2te cu spume, \u015ftiind c\u0103 \u0103ia vor cump\u0103ra orice rahat, c\u00e2t timp e branduit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 trecem \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een revist\u0103 c\u00e2teva dintre glumele de gust \u00eendoielnic lansate de Balenciaga p\u00e2n\u0103 acum: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Paporni\u0163a de 6.000 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u015etim, \u015ftim, o g\u0103se\u015fti \u00een prima pia\u0163\u0103 cu 30 de lei, dar dac\u0103 dai banii \u0103\u015ftia, o s\u0103 scrie \u015fi Balenciaga pe produs \u015fi subit n-o s\u0103 miroas\u0103 ceapa \u015fi usturoiul at\u00e2t de tare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sneaker\u015fii rup\u0163i \u015fi sc\u00e2lcia\u0163i de 2.000 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Da, da, ai \u00een\u0163eles corect: sneaker\u015fii Paris \u00ee\u0163i veneau \u00een ultimul hal de distru\u015fi \u015fi tu pl\u0103teai 2.000 de euro pentru ei. Ca s\u0103 fim cinsti\u0163i, a existat o surs\u0103 de inspira\u0163ie: tineretul care cump\u0103ra adida\u015fi noi \u015fi se apuca s\u0103-i t\u00e2r\u015f\u00e2ie \u015fi s\u0103-i frece de asfalt s\u0103 par\u0103 uza\u0163i pentru c\u0103, aparent, s\u0103 ai \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103minte nou\u0103 e uncool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil c\u0103 \u0103ia au \u015fi cump\u0103rat aceste masterpisuri ale modei \u015fi mai mult ca sigur, le-au combinat cu moda zdren\u0163elor, sau, cum \u00eei spun eu \u00een glum\u0103, moda “boschetar cu fi\u0163e”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apropo de moda zdren\u0163elor: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Blugotreningul de 2.000 de euro<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Care sunt pantalonii prefera\u0163i ai b\u0103rba\u0163ilor? Blugii \u015fi treningul. OK. Iat\u0103 cum po\u0163i s\u0103-i por\u0163i pe ambii \u00een acela\u015fi timp, pentru modesta sum\u0103 de 2.000 de euro piesa. Adev\u0103rat, \u015fi blugii, \u015fi treningul sunt \u00een versiunea din fundul dulapului, p\u0103strat\u0103 de c\u00e2nd era m\u0103-ta gagic\u0103 \u00een 1980, dar, \u015fi a\u015fa, s-au g\u0103sit destui care s\u0103 sar\u0103 la oportunitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gluga cu pern\u0103 pentru g\u00e2t de 600 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sincer, \u0103sta e primul articol din list\u0103 c\u0103ruia \u00eei v\u0103d utilitatea. C\u00e2nd ai de f\u0103cut un drum lung cu metroul, ascunzi banii, cardul \u015fi buletinul \u00een rupturile n\u0103dragului de mai sus – \u015ftii c\u0103 se vor elibera c\u00e2teva scaune \u00een jurul t\u0103u, pentru c\u0103 lumea te va crede un homeless care st\u0103 \u00een metrou s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 – pui gluga cu pern\u0103 inclus\u0103 \u015fi dormi cu b\u0103lu\u0163e la botic p\u00e2n\u0103 la sta\u0163ia de destina\u0163ie. Dac\u0103 te \u00eentreab\u0103 cineva ce-s protuberan\u0163ele alea laterale, zici: c*@iele tuturor gigeilor care s-au luat vreodat\u0103 de mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Croc\u015fii cu toc de 500 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A\u015f putea dedica un wtf tuturor nivelurilor de croc\u015fi Balenciaga, numai buni de munca pe c\u00e2mp, dar aleg s\u0103 m\u0103 refer la \u0103\u015ftia, pentru c\u0103 tocul ucide utilitatea croc\u015filor obi\u015fnui\u0163i. Croc\u015fii cu tocuri sunt at\u00e2t de halucinant de ur\u00e2\u0163i, \u00eenc\u00e2t devin legendari prin valoarea de statement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar dac\u0103 \u00eei cau\u0163i pe orice re\u0163ea de social media cu hastagul balenciaga crocs, r\u0103m\u00e2i prost. \u015ei nu, nu e \u015ftirea clasic\u0103 de tabloid. Chiar r\u0103m\u00e2i prost c\u00e2nd vezi c\u00e2t\u0103 lume \u00eei poart\u0103 foarte serios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Geanta pung\u0103 de gunoi de aproape 1.800 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 geanta paporni\u0163\u0103 de Obor vi se p\u0103rea hazlie, lua\u0163i-o pe asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu, domnul din imagine nu a fost pus de nevast\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 gunoiul, ci se deplaseaz\u0103 prin ora\u015f cu noua lui geant\u0103 Balenciaga de 1.790 de euro. Acum, putem doar s\u0103 ne imagin\u0103m fe\u0163ele trec\u0103torilor neaviza\u0163i c\u00e2nd merge unul pe strad\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine cu punga de gunoi \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei e riscant s\u0103 mergi la munc\u0103 cu Balenciaga. Ri\u015fti s\u0103 te anun\u0163e tanti Nu\u0163i foarte m\u00e2ndr\u0103 c\u0103 a aruncat gunoiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru mine, \u0103sta e trolajul perfect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pantofii-\u015foset\u0103 de 1.200 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 voi tr\u0103ia\u0163i cu iluzia c\u0103 croc\u015fii cu tocuri sunt s\u0103lbatici, n-a\u0163i v\u0103zut aceste minun\u0103\u0163ii, o colaborare cu brandul Vibram, care arat\u0103 obiectiv ca ni\u015fte \u015fosete pe ni\u015fte t\u0103lpici. Parc\u0103-l \u015fi auzi pe Gigel \u00een spatele t\u0103u: F\u0103\u0103\u0103, ai uitat s\u0103 te \u00eencal\u0163i!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adida\u015fii-\u015foset\u0103 de 800 de euro<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u015ei evident c\u0103 au repetat gluma \u015fi \u00een aceast\u0103 colaborare cu Adidas. Ce s\u0103 zic? Dai un ban, dar \u015ftii c\u0103 aceste \u015fosete nu dispar \u00een ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Po\u015feta-cizm\u0103 de 1.700 de euro <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ilustrarea expresiei “\u015fi-a luat picioarele \u00een spinare”. Bonus: culoarea de muci \u00een a doua zi de r\u0103ceal\u0103, c\u00e2nd ai luat doz\u0103 dubl\u0103 de parasinus \u015fi se duce lupta cea mare \u00eentre organism \u015fi patogeni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei la final <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Paharul de cafea branduit de 95 de euro<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Arat\u0103 ca paharul de la dozatorul de cafea, dar cost\u0103 aproape 100 de euro, pentru c\u0103 e Balenciaga. \u015ei lumea \u00eel cump\u0103r\u0103 pentru a fi v\u0103zut\u0103 pe strad\u0103 b\u00e2nd cafea din pahar Balenciaga. M\u0103 \u00eentreb cum o fi s\u0103 bei Doncafe verde f\u0103cut la ibric \u015fi s\u0103 cread\u0103 lumea c\u0103 e\u015fti fe\u015f\u0103n \u015fi cutur pentru c\u0103 scrie Balenciaga pe pahar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Concluzia articolului de azi: mult prea mult\u0103 lume nu \u015ftie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu banii. \u015ei cum snobismul e \u00eentotdeauna amuzant, branduri ca Balenciaga fac de fapt munca Domnului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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