{"id":248,"date":"2008-07-27T22:23:42","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T19:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=248"},"modified":"2008-07-27T22:23:42","modified_gmt":"2008-07-27T19:23:42","slug":"boli-si-belele-virtuale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/boli-si-belele-virtuale\/","title":{"rendered":"Boli \u015fi belele virtuale"},"content":{"rendered":"

Discutam acu’ dou\u0103 post\u0103ri ce anume \u00eei determin\u0103 pe oameni s\u0103 devin\u0103 extrem de nesuferi\u0163i c\u00e2nd se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 comenteze pe blogurile altora, \u015fi implicit, ce \u00eei face pe tot mai mul\u0163i dintre noi s\u0103 moder\u0103m la s\u00e2nge comentariile pentru a nu ne transforma blogurile \u00een talciocuri.<\/p>\n

Ad-hoc, am “puit” urm\u0103toarea clasificare a “nesuferi\u0163ilor” – care e p\u0103cat s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 un simplu comentariu:<\/p>\n

a) Pis\u0103logii<\/strong><\/p>\n

– sufer\u0103 de o lips\u0103 crunt\u0103 de realiz\u0103ri profesionale. \u015ei atunci, ambi\u0163u\u2019 lor e s\u0103 le dovedeasc\u0103 \u015fi altora c\u0103 sunt pro\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Apar cu ni\u015fte afirma\u0163ii sfor\u0103itor de entelectoale, dar la prima \u00eencercare de a-i contraargumenta, pierd \u015firul \u015fi sar direct la injurii.<\/p>\n

b) B\u0103\u2019e\u0163a\u015fii teribili\u015fti<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aka: cei care freac\u0103 duda toat\u0103 ziua \u015fi cunosc femeile doar din povestioare de Hustler \u015fi filme porno unde dialogul e: “Ce faci, scumpo?” “Stau la plaj\u0103.” “Te-a\u015f fute.” “Aaaah ce bineee\u2026”
\n\u0102\u015ftia, s\u0103racii, au un discurs limitat, s\u0103 zicem a\u015fa, de modestele lor resurse. \u015ei desigur, teribilismul faptului c\u0103 b\u0103’e\u0163a\u015ful e primul din familie care \u015ftie c\u0103 butonul ON aprinde compul.<\/p>\n

Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti:<\/strong> dup\u0103 modul ridicol \u00een care \u00eencep, continu\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencheie un dialog<\/p>\n

c) Urangutanii analitici:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Simptome: \u0103\u015ftia au tiiiiiimp c\u00e2t cuprinde, r\u0103bdare s\u0103 te frece la icre \u015fi o sete incomensurabil\u0103 de a se afirma.<\/p>\n

Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti: <\/strong>dup\u0103 comentarii foarte lungi, \u00een care te contrazic cu fraze \u00eentortocheate – c\u00e2t mai ilizibile, ca s\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 nimeni ce vor de fapt, dar s\u0103 zic\u0103: mooooa, ce dejtept e \u0103sta!
\nAbia c\u00e2nd \u00eencepi s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eencontrezi cu argumente clare se observ\u0103 c\u0103 nu pun creierul la contribu\u0163ie. Dar asta conteaz\u0103 mai pu\u0163in, pentru c\u0103 urm\u0103toarele comments vor fi din ce \u00een ce mai \u00eenc\u00e2lcite.<\/p>\n

d) Criza\u0163ii insignifian\u0163i (de ambele sexe) <\/strong><\/p>\n

Simptome: singura lor oftic\u0103 legat\u0103 de tine e generat\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor exi\u015fti \u015fi tu<\/p>\n

Cum \u00eei recuno\u015fti:<\/strong> intr\u0103 iar \u015fi iar, posteaz\u0103 c\u00e2te o insult\u0103 sau un \u201cda\u2019 ce important\u0103 te crezi, f\u0103!\u201d \u015fi pleac\u0103. Singurul r\u0103spuns la genul \u0103sta de mizerii ar fi: \u201cDa, m\u0103 cred important\u0103 pe blogul \u015fi scrierile mele iar tu \u00eemi confirmi importan\u0163a, vizit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103.\u201d Desigur, dac\u0103 le-a\u015f aproba.<\/p>\n

A\u015ftept s\u0103 completa\u0163i clasificarea de mai jos cu traume de-ale voastre personale – dac\u0103 nu cumva sunte\u0163i genul ultra-norocos de blog citit doar de persoane cu maniere aristocratice \u015fi argumente socratice. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Discutam acu’ dou\u0103 post\u0103ri ce anume \u00eei determin\u0103 pe oameni s\u0103 devin\u0103 extrem de nesuferi\u0163i c\u00e2nd se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 comenteze pe blogurile altora, \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}