{"id":24842,"date":"2023-04-17T11:46:44","date_gmt":"2023-04-17T08:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24842"},"modified":"2025-12-22T00:08:23","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T21:08:23","slug":"eterna-problema-a-locului-din-autobuz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eterna-problema-a-locului-din-autobuz\/","title":{"rendered":"Eterna problem\u0103 a locului din autobuz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri, mi-a picat sub ochi un mic flame de social media: pe Facebook, o doamn\u0103 de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 – vede\u0163i de ce e bun\u0103 corectitudinea politic\u0103? dac\u0103 scriam aici “b\u0103b\u0103ciune ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu spume \u015fi ofticat\u0103 pe via\u0163\u0103”, stricam garantat ziua cuiva – a postat o fotografie cu o pu\u015ftoaic\u0103 de liceu \u00een autobuz. Fata st\u0103tea sfid\u0103toare pe scaun, cu o expresie de “s\u0103 v\u0103d care m\u0103 ridici de aici”. Trec\u00e2nd peste natura profund ilegal\u0103 a fotografierii minorilor f\u0103r\u0103 consim\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt, ceea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mplase era, pe scurt: doamna de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u00eei pretinsese minorei locul, minora o refuzase \u015fi atunci, doamna de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 sim\u0163ise nevoia s\u0103-i fac\u0103 shaming public, s\u0103 o arate cu degetul, c\u0103 uite, dom’le, asta nu se ridic\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd vrea distinsul meu c*r matusalemic s\u0103 se a\u015feze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu nu m\u0103 duc pe social media nim\u0103nui s\u0103 m\u0103 cert, c\u0103 nu-mi plac jignirile. Aleg s\u0103 fiu corect\u0103 politic. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 ataci, \u015fi atunci \u00ee\u0163i dau cu m\u00e2rl\u0103nia politic\u0103 peste bot cu dob\u00e2nd\u0103 \u015fi penalit\u0103\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 nu sunt corect\u0103 politic din submisivitate \u015fi la\u015fitate, ci din decen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi elegan\u0163\u0103. Dar pe astea le rezerv celor care sunt la r\u00e2ndul lor decen\u0163i \u015fi elegan\u0163i cu mine. Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 ne dezbr\u0103c\u0103m de caractere, o s\u0103-mi bag p\u00a4%* \u00een orificii pe care m\u0103-ta nu \u015ftia c\u0103 le are, \u015fi o voi face ad\u00e2nc, ap\u0103sat, cu sete \u015fi voluptate, s\u0103 regre\u0163i ziua \u00een care ai c\u0103utat conflict cu mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenind la poveste: doamna noastr\u0103 de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 s-a urcat \u00een autobuz, a v\u0103zut minora \u015fi i-a ordonat s\u0103 degajeze locul, pentru c\u0103 ei i se cuvine acel loc, pe baz\u0103 de v\u00e2rst\u0103. Minora a r\u0103spuns: Uhm, nu cred. \u015ei atunci, doamna noastr\u0103 de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 a f\u0103cut shootingul antemen\u0163ionat, s\u0103 o umileasc\u0103 public pe social media pe minor\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, dac\u0103 eu eram tat\u0103l sau mama minorei, o reclamam la poli\u0163ie pe doamna de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 pentru h\u0103r\u0163uire \u015fi instigare la violen\u0163\u0103, dintr-un motiv simplu: dac\u0103 te r\u0103zbuni pe o pu\u015ftoaic\u0103 cu o campanie de shaming pe social media, e\u015fti mai infantil\u0103 dec\u00e2t ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei eu am trecut demulti\u015for de 20 de ani, dar m\u0103 hidratez regulat, dorm 7 ore pe noapte… ok, \u015fi am c\u00e2teva doze de acid hialuronic \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, prin urmare, \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 confunzi cu o pu\u015ftoaic\u0103. \u015ei mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 frecvent \u00een mijloace de transport \u00een comun s\u0103 vin\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103i la mine cu preten\u0163ia s\u0103 m\u0103 ridice. O iau ca pe un compliment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i dac\u0103 m\u0103 ridic? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u0103spunsul e simplu: Depinde cum pui problema.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt unele dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fe, care te iau la sentiment: M\u0103i, mamaie, s\u0103 vezi, am fost la spital, am a\u015fteptat dou\u0103 ore, nu \u015ftii c\u00e2t m\u0103 chinuie picioarele, te roag\u0103 mamaie frumos s\u0103 o la\u015fi s\u0103 stea c\u0103 o s\u0103 fii \u015fi tu b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci, eu m\u0103 execut prompt, cu un z\u00e2mbet pe buze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar sunt unele nesim\u0163ite cu spume, arogante, obraznice, care vin la tine cu o atitudine de c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103toare la belciuge \u015fi te atac\u0103 frontal: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Auzi, pu\u015ftoaico, tu chiar nu te sim\u0163i s\u0103 cedezi locul la b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, nu v\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 nimic la \u015fcoal\u0103!? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Astea fac s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 misoginii au dreptate. \u015ei atunci, iese din mine ascendentul \u00een Scorpion: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103 cuno\u015fti de undeva, cotoroan\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 iei cu “pu\u015ftoaico”? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i???<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i dac\u0103 tu \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i, b\u0103boi nesim\u0163it, \u00eemi permit \u015fi eu. Ce g\u00e2\u0163ii m\u0103-tii \u00ee\u0163i datorez? Ai rezervat locul la Metrorex? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar dac\u0103 intervin al\u0163i c\u0103l\u0103tori, scot buletinul \u015fi \u00eemi ar\u0103t v\u00e2rsta real\u0103 \u015fi, ca prin farmec, se potolesc to\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 vrei lucruri dr\u0103gu\u0163e, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 le ceri politicos. Chiar dac\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu un pu\u015fti de liceu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, v\u00e2rsta de una singur\u0103 nu-\u0163i d\u0103 dreptul s\u0103 bruftuluie\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 agresezi verbal oameni str\u0103ini pe drum, \u015fi dac\u0103 vrei ceva, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 pui problema \u00eentr-un mod adecvat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, veneam de la pia\u0163\u0103 cu o saco\u015f\u0103 de ultime mici cump\u0103r\u0103turi (jum\u0103tate din pia\u0163\u0103, lol) \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi un sac de nisip pentru nevoi mot\u0103ne\u015fti \u00een cealalt\u0103. \u00cen fa\u0163a blocului, un b\u0103iat. Format clasic de gol\u0103na\u015f de cartier: p\u0103r par\u0163ial decolorat, piercing \u00een spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, trening, adida\u015fi ultimul zbieret. M-am dus la el, i-am z\u00e2mbit \u015fi l-am rugat: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Iart\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 te deranjez. Te rog mult s\u0103-mi \u0163ii u\u015fa, c\u0103 am m\u00e2inile pline. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei b\u0103iatul \u0103la cu alur\u0103 de pu\u015fc\u0103rie 2:0 mi-a deschis u\u015fa cu cartela lui, apoi, din ini\u0163iativ\u0103 proprie, mi-a \u0163inut \u015fi u\u015fa liftului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei dup\u0103 ce am intrat \u00een lift, am rostit fraza de mare efect: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00ce\u0163i mul\u0163umesc frumos \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i doresc s\u0103rb\u0103tori fericite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei b\u0103iatul a z\u00e2mbit \u015fi a dat din cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu-mi datoreaz\u0103 s\u0103-mi \u0163in\u0103 u\u015fi, nici pe baz\u0103 de v\u00e2rst\u0103, nici pe baz\u0103 de gen. Faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi aloc\u0103 cinci secunde s-o fac\u0103 e un gest de gra\u0163ie. Prin urmare, MUL\u0162UME\u015eTI. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Morala pove\u015ftii: degeaba spumeg\u0103 to\u0163i imbecilii c\u0103 vaai, ce nasoal\u0103 e corectitudinea politic\u0103. It gets the job done \u00eentr-un mod care nu face franjuri nervii nim\u0103nui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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