{"id":24864,"date":"2023-04-23T09:23:21","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T06:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24864"},"modified":"2023-04-23T09:24:15","modified_gmt":"2023-04-23T06:24:15","slug":"de-ce-mi-e-simpatic-sf-gheorghe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-mi-e-simpatic-sf-gheorghe\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce mi-e simpatic Sf. Gheorghe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Azi e ziua singurului sf\u00e2nt pe care nu-l antipatizez cu spume, Sf. Gheorghe, sau George, cum \u00eel cunoa\u015fte restul umanit\u0103\u0163ii. \u015ei realitatea e c\u0103 George sun\u0103 mai bine, Gheorghe are o rezonan\u0163\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nicioas\u0103, artritic\u0103 \u015fi cu diabet care nu m\u0103 atrage c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 dai copilului acest nume, spune-i George. Nu-l condamna s\u0103 par\u0103 pensionar de la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103 cu versiunea Gheorghe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, mai e \u015fi versiunea Gigel, care sun\u0103 a gher\u0163oi m\u00e2rlete nesim\u0163it, dar care ne ajut\u0103 pe noi to\u0163i s\u0103 spunem lucrurilor pe nume f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 lu\u0103m zucc pe Facebook. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spre deosebire de al\u0163i sfin\u0163i, apostoli \u015fi martiri, George n-a l\u0103sat 45679 de predici, cuv\u00e2nt\u0103ri, capitole \u00een Biblie, scrisori c\u0103tre corinteni \u015fi alte tentative obscene de etalare a virtu\u0163ii \u015fi a egoului prin grafomanie megaloman\u0103. I-a pl\u0103cut mai mult s\u0103 se plimbe \u015fi s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 plenar, iar asta \u00eel face mai mult dec\u00e2t un sf\u00e2nt p\u0103truns de propria importan\u0163\u0103 ca frig\u0103ruia de b\u0103\u0163. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cel face un sf\u00e2nt cool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea e sf\u00e2ntul patron al mai multor \u0163\u0103ri – inclusiv unele numite dup\u0103 el, Georgia, \u0163ara, \u015fi Georgia, statul american. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar absolut adorabil\u0103 e legenda cu balaurul, care a dat na\u015ftere la mii de versiuni de basm popular \u00een toat\u0103 lumea, cu un fl\u0103c\u0103u voinic care salveaz\u0103 un ora\u015f de un balaur \u015fi, drept r\u0103splat\u0103, o prime\u015fte de nevast\u0103 pe fata \u00eemp\u0103ratului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen versiunea cu Sf. Gheorghe, balaurul l\u0103sa ora\u015ful \u00een pace cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 i se sacrifice zilnic dou\u0103 oi. Totul bine \u015fi frumos, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-au terminat oile, caprele, vacile, \u015fi multe alte mamifere care substituiau cu succes oile, gen mielul care \u00een via\u0163\u0103 l\u0103tra din Pia\u0163a Obor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce ora\u015ful a devenit mai vegan dec\u00e2t o ga\u015fc\u0103 de hipio\u0163i – dar de nevoie – s-a trecut la jertfe omene\u015fti. \u00cent\u00e2i, desigur, cer\u015fetorii, prizonierii \u015fi alte figuri antipatice. Apoi sclavii \u015fi s\u0103racii. \u015ei c\u00e2nd s-a ajuns la criz\u0103 acut\u0103 de personal, urm\u0103toarea jertf\u0103 era fata \u00eemp\u0103ratului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen acest moment s-a nimerit pe acolo Georgic\u0103 al nostru care era \u015fi viteaz, \u015fi musculos, \u015fi cu p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163ele pe abdomen, \u015fi care a \u00eenfr\u00e2nt balaurul, eliber\u00e2nd popula\u0163ia de m\u0103cel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin\u0163esa era deja excitat\u0103 toat\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la sexy maz\u0103rfac\u0103r care a salvat-o, dar, plot twist, George le-a explicat c\u0103 nu-l las\u0103 religia. Era cre\u015ftin. Cum, piesa aia de mascul bun\u0103ciune nu se \u00eensoar\u0103, \u00een timp ce to\u0163i ur\u00e2\u0163ii \u015fi gra\u015fii vor neveste? Yup, trist dar adev\u0103rat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dorin\u0163a lui a fost ca tot ora\u015ful astfel salvat c\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feze religia cre\u015ftin\u0103. \u015ei cum recuno\u015ftin\u0163a \u00eenc\u0103 era o chestie valid\u0103 pe atunci, ora\u015ful s-a executat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea, George e \u00een general sf\u00e2ntul patron al diverselor armate (unde faptul c\u0103 n-a l\u0103sat \u00een urm\u0103 multe palavre plicticoase e extrem de apreciat) \u015fi al cre\u015ftinilor din zone sensibile, cum ar fi cele predominant musulmane. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 e printre pu\u0163inii sfin\u0163i recunoscu\u0163i \u015fi de musulmani – le-a f\u0103cut \u015fi lor ni\u015fte fapte viteje\u015fti, se pare – altarele lui din acele zone atrag credincio\u015fi din toate religiile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 vreodat\u0103 a existat un sf\u00e2nt progresist, iubitor de pace \u015fi egalitate \u00eentre popoare, \u0103la e Georgic\u0103. De aceea, nu e celebrat – acolo unde e sf\u00e2nt patron, cum ar fi ora\u015ful meu natal – prin pupat de moa\u015fte, rug\u0103ciuni \u015fi pelerinaj plictisitor – ci prin petreceri, b\u0103utur\u0103, dans \u015fi voie bun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, exact cum am zis mai sus, Georgic\u0103 nu a fost genul de profet sf\u0103tos, plicticos, torturat de sentimentul c\u0103 e mai bun dec\u00e2t al\u0163ii \u015fi hater de femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Georgic\u0103 a fost un sf\u00e2nt cool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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