{"id":24892,"date":"2023-04-30T10:51:37","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T07:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24892"},"modified":"2023-04-30T10:51:40","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T07:51:40","slug":"arta-comertului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/arta-comertului\/","title":{"rendered":"Arta comer\u0163ului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Magazin cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toare rom\u00e2nc\u0103. Fie e complet absent\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 mesaje pe telefon cu iubi, fie se uit\u0103 la tine fioroas\u0103, ca \u015fi cum ai fi intrat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ba\u0163i la ea acas\u0103 \u015fi ai prins-o \u00een desuuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te examineaz\u0103 critic de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos, \u015fi \u00een mod vizibil, fiecare centimetru din f\u0103ptura ta \u00eei inspir\u0103 sil\u0103. Nu salut\u0103. C\u00e2nd o deranjezi din coresponden\u0163a electronic\u0103, pufne\u015fte de zici c\u0103 a nimerit l\u00e2ng\u0103 un be\u0163iv \u00een metrou \u015fi \u0103la a decis c\u0103 o place. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din fiecare r\u0103spuns scurt \u015fi r\u0103stit se vede c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 te cari dracului o dat\u0103, s\u0103 poat\u0103 juca \u00een continuare Candy Crush, din care ai deranjat-o. Da, \u015ftiu, e era marilor jocuri sofisticate pentru telefon, dar hei, merg cu metroul \u015fi mult\u0103 lume \u00eenc\u0103 e pe Candy Crush. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Magazin cu v\u00e2nz\u0103tor arab. Probabil c\u0103 e proprietar, dar hei, \u015fi \u00een cazul a putea fi proprietarul la tejghea, dac\u0103 patronul rom\u00e2n nu se credea mult prea presus de munca de jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Buna ziua, ce face dumneavoastr\u0103, aratat bine! Ce servim? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Startere de neon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Imediat. Startere mic, nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da. Dou\u0103, v\u0103 rog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamna, uitati cercei noi frumos, am adus, frumos ca dumneavoastra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mul\u0163umesc mult, dar nu port cercei. Da\u0163i-mi, v\u0103 rog \u015fi o duzin\u0103 de cutii de chibrituri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Poftim, doamna frumos, uite am adus \u015fi ibric frumos de cafea turcesc original, v\u0103 place? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei sora voastr\u0103, care avea ibric acas\u0103, \u015fi nu avea sub nici o form\u0103 nevoie de dou\u0103, s-a ales cu \u00eenc\u0103 un ibric. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamna frumos, dac\u0103 ave\u0163i nevoie de ceva \u015fi nu avem, sa spui ca aducem. Vrem servit cum trebuie client. \u015ei pre\u0163 bun ieftin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mul\u0163umesc frumos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pl\u0103tesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Uita\u0163i un bombon pentru dumneavoastr\u0103, s\u0103 ave\u0163i ziua dulce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei a\u015fa, drag internet, se face comer\u0163 cu art\u0103 \u015fi stil. Domnul arab \u00een mod cert nu a f\u0103cut ASE, nu are studii de marketing, dar te fidelizeaz\u0103 cu felul de a fi \u015fi, de\u015fi \u015ftii c\u0103, mai mult ca sigur, toate femeile care \u00eei trec pragul e “frumos” \u015fi toate merit\u0103 un bombon s\u0103 aib\u0103 ziua dulce, te duci cu drag \u00een magazinul lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Acest site \u00ee\u015fi poate continua activitatea doar cu sus\u0163inerea cititorilor. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Magazin cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toare rom\u00e2nc\u0103. Fie e complet absent\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 mesaje pe telefon cu iubi, fie se uit\u0103 la tine fioroas\u0103, ca \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/bazaar.jpg?fit=640%2C424&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24894,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24892\/revisions\/24894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}