{"id":24896,"date":"2023-05-01T10:55:49","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T07:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24896"},"modified":"2023-05-01T10:55:51","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T07:55:51","slug":"cine-sarbatoreste-1-mai-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cine-sarbatoreste-1-mai-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219te 1 mai"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Azi am constatat c\u0103 bebelu\u0219ului meu bl\u0103nos i s-a terminat nisipul. Am avut un \u015foc: m\u0103micu\u021b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 e s\u0103rb\u0103toare, \u0219i e totul \u00eenchis, \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 ne chinuim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel mai apropiat pet shop e \u00een Pia\u0163a Mini\u015f. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ies eu din cas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen drum spre pet shop, trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un chio\u015fc cu nesuri-sticksuri-prezervative \u2013 e deschis.
-Logic, c\u0103 doar e al meu, cum s\u0103 nu muncesc, zice nenea din\u0103untru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai departe. un Carrefour. Deschis, toate casele cu casiere, lume ca la cumetrie.
-Normal c\u0103 muncim, doar e unu mai muncitoresc, nu? glume\u0219te domnul paz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai departe. O farmacie. Larg deschis\u0103, una dintre farmaciste fumeaz\u0103 discret \u00een fa\u0163a u\u015fii d\u00e2nd un nou sens no\u021biunii de ironie: e\u0219ti pl\u0103tit s\u0103 lucrezi pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea altora, \u00een timp ce \u021bi-o compromentezi pe a ta.
-Se lucreaz\u0103 ca de obicei, spune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O flor\u0103rie. \u0162iganca, vesel\u0103 \u015fi gure\u015f\u0103:
-Hai, frumoaso, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f p***a, nu vrei liliac proasp\u0103t?
-A\u015f prefera s\u0103-mi m\u0103n\u00e2nce cineva p***a ad litteram c\u0103-s slightly nef***\u0103, dar nu, nu vreau liliac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O cofet\u0103rie. Deschis\u0103, cu pr\u0103jituri mari, frumoase, colorate, cremoase, ciocolat\u0103, mar\u0163ipan, etc.
-Muncim, cum s\u0103 nu? P\u0103i, ce e o s\u0103rb\u0103toare f\u0103r\u0103 pr\u0103jituri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Relatable content, zic eu, \u0219i dac\u0103 tot e s\u0103rb\u0103toare, renun\u021b pentru o zi la no sugar policy \u0219i \u00eei cer la pachet o minun\u0103\u021bie \u00eensiropat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pia\u0163a plin\u0103 de lume, toate tarabele \u015fi chio\u015fcurile fream\u0103t\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103.
-Hai, m\u0103mic\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i dau o ridiche.
-Verdea\u0163\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 la un leu, verdea\u0163\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 la un leu!
-Domni\u015foar\u0103 frumoas\u0103, nu vrei salat\u0103 crea\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei ajung la pet shop. Unde g\u0103sesc lac\u0103t \u015fi \u201c\u00eenchis\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin urmare, iat\u0103 r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentrebarea din titlu: cine s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fte 1 mai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lui Pulic\u0103 Splendoaremaxim\u0103 i-am luat nisip de la Auchan Titan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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