E un sfat pe care-l dau des prietenilor mei freelanceri: Nu c\u0103uta\u021bi clientul cu bani, c\u0103uta\u021bi clientul dispus s\u0103 aloce buget. Nu, cele dou\u0103 nu se suprapun. Am mailboxul plin de companii mari, “bun\u0103, Lorena, avem o cifr\u0103 de afaceri de xxxxxxxxxx, ne-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103-\u0163i propunem un barter extrem de avantajos, \u00een cadrul c\u0103ruia \u00ee\u0163i oferim mult\u0103 expunere”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merci mult, sunt suficient de expus\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa, iar ursule\u0163ii guma\u0163i nu se pl\u0103tesc cu expunere. Bani? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, s\u0103 vezi… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faptul c\u0103 unul are bani nu indic\u0103 nimic despre disponibilitatea lui de a-\u0163i da \u015fi \u0163ie din ei. Valabil \u00een afaceri, valabil \u015fi \u00een dragoste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen plus, doar pentru c\u0103 e milionar, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi duce o via\u0163\u0103 ca \u00een The Great Gatsby. Sunt milionari care tr\u0103iesc modest, \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 mic\u0103, \u015fi iau zilnic mijloace de transport \u00een comun, pentru c\u0103 aleg s\u0103 reinvesteasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Nu au timp. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Banii mul\u0163i nu plou\u0103 din cer. Trebuie s\u0103 pui osul la treab\u0103, s\u0103-i faci. Prin urmare, milionarul t\u0103u va fi la munc\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, \u015fi se va a\u015ftepta ca tu s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een linii mari singur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Asta func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 probleme dac\u0103 ai \u015fi tu treburile tale \u015fi nu at\u00e2rni dup\u0103 el, dar c\u00e2nd e\u015fti genul c\u0103ruia nu-i place munca \u015fi nu \u015ftii s\u0103 te faci util\u0103 c\u00e2nd n-ai companie, \u015fi vrei un milionar doar pentru a fi casnic\u0103, o s\u0103 te plictise\u015fti, o s\u0103 te frustrezi \u015fi o s\u0103 faci crize de isterie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u015ei apropo de astea… <\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Nu au r\u0103bdare. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Sunt femei care fac ciorb\u0103 \u015fi scandal din orice, \u015fi gigelul obi\u015fnuit st\u0103 \u015fi suport\u0103, pentru a avea intrare la f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni\u0163a dorului \u00een continuare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar un milionar, mai ales unul care munce\u015fte din greu pentru a asigura acel nivel de trai, va avea zero r\u0103bdare s\u0103 asculte istericale. “Te-am scos din foame? OK. Taci, z\u00e2mbe\u015fte frumos \u015fi fii recunosc\u0103toare.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n O rela\u0163ie bazat\u0103 pe ideea c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fii mereu recunosc\u0103toare devine stresant\u0103 \u015fi epuizant\u0103, pentru c\u0103 temenelele nu \u0163in locul unei comunic\u0103ri sincere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. Sunt \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2na\u0163i <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu ajungi \u00een v\u00e2rful lan\u0163ului trofic dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e\u015fti cel mai mare pr\u0103d\u0103tor. Iar pr\u0103d\u0103torii nu prea sunt dispu\u015fi la compromisuri, mai ales c\u00e2nd exist\u0103 componenta “eu te \u00eentre\u0163in, eu te omor.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0102la cu bani \u00ee\u0163i va face program nonnegociabil \u015fi se va sup\u0103ra flea\u015fc\u0103 de orice indisponibilitate de a ta s\u0103 cooperezi. Regele t\u0103u a zis s\u0103 faci x, prin urmare vei face x, iar dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine, po\u0163i s\u0103 o treci \u00een biografia pe care o vei publica dup\u0103 moartea lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. Sunt preten\u0163io\u015fi fizic <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Un b\u0103rbat cu bani poate avea relativ multe femei, inclusiv bun\u0103ciuni dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u0163i las\u0103 gura ap\u0103. Prin urmare, se obi\u015fnuie\u015fte cu anumite standarde legate de aspectul fizic, pe care \u0163i le va impune \u00eentr-un mod c\u00e2t se poate de ferm. Dac\u0103-l \u00eentrebi pe unul ca \u0103sta: “o s\u0103 m\u0103 iube\u015fti \u015fi dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengra\u015f”, r\u0103spunsul va fi “hell no, f\u0103 bine \u015fi du-te la sal\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103d jum\u0103tate de kil \u00een plus, tu \u015fi cu mine devenim istorie antic\u0103.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. \u015ei sunt preten\u0163io\u015fi fizic <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n As in: \u00een trebu\u015foarele ru\u015finoase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Are Chris Rock un num\u0103r de standup \u00een care o spune: Femeile nu pot regresa financiar, b\u0103rba\u0163ii nu pot regresa s*xual. Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 o femeie s-a obi\u015fnuit cu chestii scumpe, nu se va mul\u0163umi cu ieftin\u0103ciuni, iar dac\u0103 un b\u0103rbat s-a obi\u015fnuit cu varii excentricit\u0103\u0163i \u00een pat – \u015fi c\u00e2nd are bani, femeile tind s\u0103 fie inventive \u00een a face ceva ce n-a f\u0103cut nimeni \u00eenainte – nu poate regresa la pozi\u0163ia misionarului cu lumina stins\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Va trebui s\u0103 faci lucruri cu care nu e\u015fti confortabil\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu le vei face, se va g\u0103si alta care s\u0103 le fac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Nu vor da doi bani pe cariera \u015fi priorit\u0103\u0163ile tale<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n El aduce milioanele \u00een cas\u0103, nu tu, prin urmare, va trata tot ce faci tu cu dispre\u0163 \u015fi condescenden\u0163\u0103, ca pe un hobby inutil \u015fi stupid, care te \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u00een a fi 100% la dispozi\u0163ia lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n “P\u0103i, Lorena, n-ai zis mai sus c\u0103 e ocupat?” <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, el este, dar asta nu exclude preten\u0163ia ca tu s\u0103 nu fii. De exemplu, dac\u0103 el se treze\u015fte c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 te vad\u0103 \u00eentr-o miercuri la 14, s\u0103 nu dea \u0103l de sus ca tu s\u0103 ai treab\u0103, chit c\u0103 el a tot fost indisponibil. El are banii, el face programul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Caracteristica principal\u0103 a personalit\u0103\u0163ii tale e c\u0103 e\u015fti gagic\u0103-sa. At\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 8. Multe, multe telefoane, mesaje, aga\u0163amente \u015fi hookups de la gagici care vor banii lui. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Trebuie s\u0103 fii extrem de sigur\u0103 pe ovarele tale s\u0103 vezi at\u00e2ta aten\u0163ie feminin\u0103 n\u0103v\u0103lind pe el din toate direc\u0163iile \u015fi s\u0103 nu intervii. Mai ales dac\u0103 milionarul t\u0103u e genul curtenitor, care le acoper\u0103 pe toate cu tone de complimente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu spun c\u0103 to\u0163i sunt a\u015fa. Exist\u0103 \u015fi milionari empatici \u015fi afectuo\u015fi. Dar majoritatea devin a\u015fa, pentru c\u0103 banul mult \u015fi orgoliul masculin, c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc, fac buuuum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n De aceea, eu nu mi-a\u015f dori un milionar. A\u015f prefera s\u0103 fiu milionar\u0103 eu. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Acest site \u00ee\u015fi poate continua activitatea doar cu sus\u0163inerea cititorilor. 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