{"id":24911,"date":"2023-05-05T07:40:17","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T04:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24911"},"modified":"2023-05-05T07:44:03","modified_gmt":"2023-05-05T04:44:03","slug":"cazul-lui-godina-cu-dan-alexe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cazul-lui-godina-cu-dan-alexe\/","title":{"rendered":"Cazul lui Godin\u0103 cu Dan Alexe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vai, popula\u021bie, e scandal pe internet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E ceart\u0103 \u00eentre Marian Godin\u0103 \u0219i Dan Alexe. O ceart\u0103 absolut jenant\u0103, genul de ceart\u0103 de precupe\u021be din pia\u021b\u0103, genul de ceart\u0103 care m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 nu mai am chef s\u0103 scriu un roman de zece ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu nu \u021bin cu Godin\u0103 \u00een nimic. \u00cel \u021bin minte<strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/animale-si-oameni\/\">de c\u00e2nd mi-a furat imaginea<\/a> <\/strong>notorie \u00een acel moment din reclama cu femeile independente \u0219i pline de bani, mi-a cropuit fa\u021ba \u0219i corpul \u0219i \u0219i-a f\u0103cut reclam\u0103 la propria lui carte. \u00cen momentul c\u00e2nd faci o m\u0103g\u0103rie ca asta, po\u021bi s\u0103 te dai pilon moral c\u00e2t vrei tu. Un pilon moral nu fur\u0103, iar dac\u0103 furi, pierzi dreptul la preten\u021bie c\u0103 tu indici societ\u0103\u021bii cum s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze coloana vertebral\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen schimb, \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie, Dan Alexe a fost cel care s-a luat de el la modul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimeni: Nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dan Alexe: Cum \u00ee\u0219i permite Godin\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103ri \u00eentr-un univers \u00een care exist eu?? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Exact ca o \u021ba\u021b\u0103 proast\u0103 de la pia\u021b\u0103 care nu \u00eencape de vecina ei care are ro\u0219ii mai mari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Genul de demers care i-a f\u0103cut inclusiv pe fanii lui personali s\u0103-l admonesteze c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti tu judec\u0103tor pe v\u00e2nz\u0103rile altuia \u0219i care plm e problema ta \u00een general \u0219i \u00een particular. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine, Dan Alexe nu face dec\u00e2t s\u0103 continue s\u0103 fie Dan Alexe, adic\u0103 ilustrarea perfect\u0103 a versului &#8220;Cele mai mari c***e nu-s femei&#8221;. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-o-nasoasa-isterica\/\">S-a luat \u015fi de mine<\/a>,<\/strong> tot din nimic, dar mie \u00eemi trimitea mesaje libidinoase privat \u00een timp ce m\u0103 porc\u0103ia \u015fi m\u0103 insulta public. Genul \u0103sta de tentativ\u0103 de ag\u0103\u0163at absolut sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 de cocalar odios din pia\u0163a Obor, care d\u0103 incredibil de prost c\u00e2nd tu e\u015fti un bo\u015forog chel, ur\u00e2t ca visele b\u00e2ntuite \u015fi curg c\u0103rnurile dup\u0103 tine de zici c\u0103-s zdren\u0163ele de pe un cer\u015fetor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 care, mi-a dedicat un fan fiction \u00een care eu eram ultra amorezat\u0103 de el \u015fi \u00eel fug\u0103ream peste tot &#8211; lol, not in this lifetime, tired ass b**tch &#8211; \u015fi s-au mai \u015fi g\u0103sit cretini care s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 mi-a\u015f bate vreodat\u0103 joc \u00een acest mod de timpul, corpul \u015fi via\u0163a mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 mir \u015fi eu \u00een sinea mea cine-i cump\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103r\u0163ile, pentru c\u0103 stilul lui de a scrie e la fel de infect \u015fi de detestabil ca personalitatea lui; abund\u0103 de o pompo\u015fenie goal\u0103 \u015fi lipsit\u0103 de orice miez literar, \u015fi nu am reu\u015fit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum s\u0103 parcurg dou\u0103 fraze legate f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dau ochii peste cap \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 murmur \u00een sinea mea &#8220;Mar\u015f, b\u0103, \u015fi culc\u0103-te.&#8221; M\u0103car Godin\u0103, \u00een simplitatea lui, \u015ftie s\u0103 spun\u0103 o poveste, s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 vezi continuarea \u015fi, pe ici pe colo, te mai \u015fi amuz\u0103. Dan Alexe e doar reflectarea ideii gre\u015fite a acestui popor, c\u0103 literatura trebuie s\u0103 fie munc\u0103 grea \u015fi obositoare \u015fi  c\u0103 cititul trebuie s\u0103-l afecteze pe cititor precum c\u0103ratul sacilor de ciment. O anumit\u0103 genera\u0163ie a crescut cu scriitorul bo\u015forog \u00eenfumurat care venea la serbarea de la sf\u00e2r\u015fit de an s\u0103 se umfle \u00een ego \u015fi s\u0103 se dea superior, prin urmare, a r\u0103mas cu iluzia c\u0103 a\u015fa trebuie s\u0103 fie scriitorul \u015fi at\u00e2rn\u0103 s\u0103-i fac\u0103 temenele lui Dan Alexe, din nostalgia propriei copil\u0103rii \u015fi a vremurilor de tip &#8220;n-aveam de niciunele, dar ce frumos ni se scula&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce Godin\u0103 a r\u0103spuns harnelilor de prostituat\u0103 de la col\u0163 ale lui Dan Alexe, c\u0103reia \u00eei fur\u0103 alta mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 camionagiii, brusc Alexe a dat-o \u00een conspira\u0163ii \u015fi \u00een paranoia. C\u0103 a\u015fa e cu senilitatea la o v\u00e2rst\u0103. Nu e\u015fti tu prost \u015fi-\u0163i spune internetul c\u0103 e\u015fti prost c\u00e2nd te iei din senin de altul care nu avea treab\u0103 cu tine. E &#8220;lipsa de profesionalism a fabricii de troli din poli\u0163ia rom\u00e2n\u0103&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Simpla idee c\u0103 poli\u0163ia rom\u00e2n\u0103 are departament de postaci pe net \u015fi le d\u0103 ordin s\u0103-l apere pe Godin\u0103 e de o ilaritate care anuleaz\u0103 lipsa de talent \u015fi voce literar\u0103 din ce scrie Dan Alexe c\u00e2nd se d\u0103 telectoal cu preten\u0163ii. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi etaleaz\u0103 incapacitatea de a face diferen\u0163a \u00eentre realitate \u015fi pl\u0103smuirile din creiera\u015ful lui care \u00eel scutesc mereu de responsabilitate pentru propriile fapte, Dan Alexe are un umor nebun, \u015fi partea trist\u0103 e c\u0103 acest umor e 100% involuntar. Singura carte de Dan Alexe pe care a\u015f citi-o vreodat\u0103 ar fi una de &#8220;Conspira\u0163ii&#8221;, \u00een care afl\u0103m cum comploteaz\u0103 universul \u00een a-i r\u0103pi lui meritele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Care merite? Alea imense imaginare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei cine comploteaz\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know, agenturili str\u0103ine, binomul, \u015foro\u015f, flac\u0103ra violet\u0103, SRI, SIE \u015fi, mai presus de toate, domnul Alzheimer. \u0102la e cel mai al dracu&#8217; complotist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-trollywood wp-block-embed-trollywood\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"7P6h5KuaL6\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-o-nasoasa-isterica\/\">Sunt o n\u0103soas\u0103 isteric\u0103<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Sunt o n\u0103soas\u0103 isteric\u0103&#8221; &#8212; Trollywood\" src=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-o-nasoasa-isterica\/embed\/#?secret=mSaa9lY8ib#?secret=7P6h5KuaL6\" data-secret=\"7P6h5KuaL6\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vai, popula\u021bie, e scandal pe internet. 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