{"id":2493,"date":"2010-08-25T22:29:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T19:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2493"},"modified":"2010-08-25T22:29:56","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T19:29:56","slug":"2493","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/2493\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 schimb\u0103m clasa politic\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Salut, sunt Ostap Bender Barosanu din Cluj care n-are nici o datorie si tocmai am descoperit solutia.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Precipitat datorita feluritelor manifestari sociale din jur, m-am gandit  un pic si am ajuns la o solutie. Solutia e schimbarea clasei politice  cu o noua generatie de elitisti care sa fie parte din noi. Noi, patura.<br \/>\nDa cum nici un reprezentant al paturii nu indeplineste conditiile  necesare unui lider respectat intru totul, o a doua solutie este  incrucisarea.<br \/>\nLuam un bloger celebru, dizident, cu priza la public si  cu mii sau sute de mii de admiratori, dar fara discurs politic coerent  si fara coaie.<\/p>\n<p>Tudor Chirila.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/18082010866-686x10241.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2496\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/18082010866-686x10241.jpg?w=200&#038;resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Si il incrucisam, fara voia lui, daca n-avem de ales, cu o reprezentanta  a sexului ofilit, fara nimic in creier, dar cu mari succese in afaceri  si din fericire, cu coaie.<br \/>\nDoamna Monica Tatoiu.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/0apornblooggr-3001.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2497\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/0apornblooggr-3001.jpg?w=225&#038;resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rezultat:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/bad.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2498\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/bad.jpg?w=225&#038;resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Asa sa ne ajute Dumnezeul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut, sunt Ostap Bender Barosanu din Cluj care n-are nici o datorie si tocmai am descoperit solutia. Precipitat datorita feluritelor manifestari sociale din jur,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}