-Dragi colaboratori, ne bucur\u0103m c\u0103 face\u021bi parte din echipa noastr\u0103. Azi avem de filmat un cream pie clasic, interpretat cu pasiune \u0219i cu icnete care s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin fake, pentru c\u0103 \u00eel facem pentru categoria female friendly \u0219i femeile se prind. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toto Powerhouse Dieselturbo, vedeta, se \u00eentoarce \u0219ocat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Pardooon? Ce a\u021bi zis c\u0103 film\u0103m? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Am zis c\u0103 film\u0103m cu schel\u0103l\u0103it care s\u0103 nu sune fake. \u0218tiu, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 un pic de efort \u00een plus pentru tine, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 faci s\u0103-i plac\u0103 \u0219i ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu, nu, las\u0103 asta. Cum ai numit actul \u00een sine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cream pie, de ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Pentru c\u0103 sunt profund triggerit \u0219i microagresat, \u0219i astfel de exprim\u0103ri m\u0103 ofenseaz\u0103! \u0218ti\u021bi voi ce e un cream pie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-O penetrare cu finalizare \u00een interior. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu, fiin\u021be inculte \u0219i inutile ce sunte\u021bi. Cream pie e un produs delicios de patiserie. Fie c\u0103 e vorba de forma clasic\u0103, cea nem\u021beasc\u0103, unde crema e pe baz\u0103 de lapte, ou\u0103 \u0219i fri\u0219c\u0103, fie c\u0103 e vorba de Boston cream pie, care mai ofer\u0103 \u0219i un \u00eenveli\u0219 decadent de ciocolat\u0103, ce contrasteaz\u0103 perfect cu deliciul cremei din interior, care uneori include cocos, fie c\u0103 vorbim de derivate, cum ar fi cremeschnitte vienez, mille feuille fran\u021buzesc sau pavlova ruseasc\u0103, cream pie e o institu\u021bie culinar\u0103 \u0219i trebuie respectat\u0103 ca atare! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dar noi aici \u00eei spunem… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 limbajul vostru denaturat \u0219i lipsit de educa\u021bie elementar\u0103!! Doar pentru c\u0103 pandemia m-a obligat s\u0103-mi \u00eenchid cofet\u0103ria \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 bat un altfel de fri\u0219c\u0103, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 voi permite s\u0103 v\u0103 bate\u021bi joc de arta dulcelui. De chimia secret\u0103 \u0219i magic\u0103 a cre\u0103rii unei pr\u0103jituri. S\u0103 iei o co\u021b\u0103ial\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de orice dorin\u021b\u0103 sau emo\u021bie \u0219i s-o nume\u0219ti cream pie e o insult\u0103 la adresa anilor mei de studiu \u00een ciocolaterie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vanessa Brazilianlift Megabotox, vedeta feminin\u0103, \u00eei puse o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe um\u0103r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Calmeaz\u0103-te, honey. Am o idee foarte p**no. F\u0103-mi tu ni\u0219te cream pies de care ai zis \u0219i promit s\u0103 gem ca sclava chintesen\u021bial\u0103 a pasiunii originare. \u0218i va fi \u0219i female friendly, c\u0103 toate suntem moarte dup\u0103 pr\u0103jituri. Pul\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti pe toate drumurile \u0219i \u00een toate mesageriile private, dar o pr\u0103jitur\u0103 bun\u0103, mai rar. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
-Dragi colaboratori, ne bucur\u0103m c\u0103 face\u021bi parte din echipa noastr\u0103. Azi avem de filmat un cream pie clasic, interpretat cu pasiune \u0219i cu icnete...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/mixed-berries-1470228_1280.jpg?fit=1280%2C853&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24941,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24939\/revisions\/24941"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}