{"id":24961,"date":"2023-05-21T12:00:30","date_gmt":"2023-05-21T09:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24961"},"modified":"2023-05-21T12:07:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T09:07:23","slug":"duminica-memelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/duminica-memelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Duminica memelor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

E duminic\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 lumea, prin urmare, bem o cafea, facem o plimbare \u00een parc \u0219i discut\u0103m teme u\u0219urele. Gen, glumele de pe meme. Cum ar fi cea din imagine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Domnul lawrence, p\u0103rerist de internet, sharuit de relativ mult\u0103 lume pe Facebook, c\u0103 a\u0219a a ajuns \u0219i la mine, are o nemul\u021bumire: C\u0103 dac\u0103 threesomes sunt o chestie, mai ales sexual, de ce nu se poate b\u0103ga \u0219i \u00een certurile unui cuplu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Prima mea remarc\u0103 e vag pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiect, \u0219i mai degrab\u0103 o observa\u021bie general\u0103: remarc\u0103m cum \u00een ultimele decenii, b\u0103rba\u021bii au devenit mult mai pasiona\u021bi de certuri, dec\u00e2t de sex? Sexul nici m\u0103car nu e at\u00e2t de interesant, chiar dac\u0103 e \u00een trei. \u00cen schimb, prioritatea cade pe ceart\u0103. Valabil \u0219i pentru puhoaiele de inceli labagii sc\u00e2rbo\u0219i ai lui Tate \u0219i ai similarilor: dac\u0103 s-ar duce o femeie la ei, face to face, \u0219i le-ar zice: Hai, gigele, s\u0103 ne pf00tem, pariez c\u0103 \u0103ia ar fi cuprin\u0219i de le\u0219in, hiperventila\u021bie, boala lui calache \u0219i spasmofilie \u0219i ar ajunge la urgen\u021b\u0103 \u00een gen viteza cu care \u00eei culege ambulan\u021ba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot ce vor \u0103\u0219tia este s\u0103 se certe. Iar c\u00e2nd nimeresc pe cineva, online sau offline, dispus s\u0103 le acorde mai mult de zece secunde, e triumful vie\u021bii lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea tot spun c\u0103 a\u0219 face un site de videochat intitulat certuri.ro, unde nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti modelele s\u0103 se dezbrace, ci s\u0103 se certe cu tine contra cost, \u0219i po\u021bi seta tema de ceart\u0103 \u0219i nivelul de profanitate: Liiceanu vs. Ple\u0219u sau \u0218oseaua C\u0103\u021belu vs. Strada Soldat Tunsu Petre. Singurul impediment e c\u0103 cert\u0103re\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia sunt cele mai zg\u00e2rcite creaturi f\u0103urite vreodat\u0103 \u0219i au un sentiment acut de misecuvenism referitor la timpul altora, prin urmare, ar c\u0103uta diverse hackuri s\u0103 nu pl\u0103teasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, s\u0103 trecem la topicul \u00een cauz\u0103. De ce putem face threesomes, dar nu s\u0103 ne b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een certuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. E pe baz\u0103 de invite-only. <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Nu po\u021bi face threesomes cu oricine se nimere\u0219te pe acolo, ci doar cu cupluri care exprim\u0103 un nivel similar de dorin\u021b\u0103 la adresa ta, \u0219i tu sim\u021bi un nivel echivalent de dorin\u021b\u0103 la adresa lor. Sau dac\u0103 e\u0219ti sex worker pl\u0103tit, \u0103ia dau banii, iar pe tine nu te intereseaz\u0103 ce \u0219i cum, c\u00e2t timp kachiiing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Similar, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 te bagi \u00een discu\u021biile intime ale unui cuplu care nu e curios de insight-ul t\u0103u. E tot pe baz\u0103 de consim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt, iar via\u021ba intim\u0103 se nume\u0219te intim\u0103 exact pentru c\u0103 nu prive\u0219te pe nimeni altcineva. Dac\u0103 un cuplu vrea ajutor calificat, exist\u0103 consiliere din partea unui specialist \u00een rela\u021bii. Sau dac\u0103 vor o p\u0103rere, de obicei \u00eentreab\u0103 persoane. Pe care LE CONSIDER\u0102 EI de \u00eencredere. A\u0219a cum, de fapt, fac \u0219i cu threesomes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    2. Nu ai tabloul complet. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u00cen sex, \u021bi-e cam clar c\u0103 \u00eencepe cu preludiu \u0219i se termin\u0103 (hopefully) cu orgasm multiplu cu strig\u0103turi \u0219i b\u0103tut \u00een \u021beav\u0103 de la vecini nesantisc\u0103fu\u021bi (nu rage cu preten\u021bii c\u0103 m\u0103 corectezi tu pe mine, gigele, e scris a\u0219a for google ads purposes, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 restric\u021bioneze pentru profanitate). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de certurile din cadrul unei rela\u021bii, e complicat. Nu \u0219tii de la ce s-au luat cu adev\u0103rat, nu \u0219tii ce nevoi ne\u00eemplinite se ascund \u00een spatele cuvintelor \u0219i nu \u0219tii de unde a pornit de fapt treaba. De multe ori, ascul\u021bi o ceart\u0103 despre o pereche de pantofi pe care el nu e de acord ca ea s\u0103-i cumpere, \u0219i nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 e cazul a) el e un zg\u00e2rc\u0103 patologic care face poli\u021bie \u0219i pe banii c\u00e2\u0219tiga\u021bi de ea, pentru c\u0103 ideea de a da un leu pe orice \u00eel face s\u0103 moar\u0103 pe interior sau b) ea risipe\u0219te bani de parc\u0103 ziua de m\u00e2ine nu ar exista, au deja nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2te credite pe nevoi personale, mai sunt trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu \u0219i el \u00eencearc\u0103 lucid s\u0103 limiteze dezastrul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    De multe ori, oamenii sunt excelen\u021bi manipulatori, iar cearta \u00een sine nu ofer\u0103 indicii pentru o concluzie pertinent\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    De aceea rubrica mea po\u0219ta redac\u021biei se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een anonimat 100%. Nu \u0219tii valoarea de adev\u0103r a ceea ce afirm\u0103 autorul mailului \u0219i, de\u0219i \u021bi se cere p\u0103rerea, deci prime\u0219ti permisiune s\u0103 o dai, eu \u00eemi rezerv dreptul subiectivismului. Nu ofer anonimatul doar pentru a-l proteja pe cel \/ cea care \u00eemi scrie, ci \u0219i pentru a m\u0103 proteja pe mine. Punctul de vedere al unui singur om NU este tabloul complet. De aceea, dup\u0103 cum se \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 \u0219i la Jurnalism, o \u0219tire nu e \u0219tire dac\u0103 nu se confirm\u0103 din minimum trei surse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    3. Consecin\u021be neprev\u0103zute. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A \u0219i B se ceart\u0103. Tu te bagi public s\u0103 \u021bii partea lui A, s\u0103 zicem. Dup\u0103 care, A \u0219i B se \u00eempac\u0103, \u0219i am\u00e2ndoi se coalizeaz\u0103 \u00eempotriva ta. Asta pentru c\u0103, de fapt, B e dominantul \/ dominanta din rela\u021bie \u0219i, de\u0219i A are complaints, avantajele parteneriatului cu B bat dezavantajele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    De aceea, sora voastr\u0103 REFUZ\u0102 ACTIV s\u0103 se bage \u00een certuri. Sunt problemele lor, s\u0103 se rezolve. Despre threesomes, discu\u021bia e deschis\u0103. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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