Adik: Fornication Under the Consent of the King – pe vremuri nici trebu\u015foara aia nu se f\u0103cea f\u0103r\u0103 aprobare regal\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cum ar fi s\u0103 st\u0103m la coad\u0103, tu \u015fi cu mine, la un ghi\u015feu, la o coad\u0103 interminabil\u0103 de solicitan\u0163i, cu o peti\u0163iune prin care cerem ca statul s\u0103 ne aprobe dreptul la… pursuit of happiness? Subsemna\u0163ii?? ne-ar m\u0103sura func\u0163ionara din priviri, deasupra ochelarilor, pre\u0163\u0103luindu-ne optic, dac\u0103 suntem buni de. Semna\u0163i aici. Bif\u0103m, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i, caz de urgen\u0163\u0103 major\u0103… e caz de urgen\u0163\u0103 major\u0103? P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu era, mai bine r\u0103m\u00e2neam platonici dec\u00e2t s\u0103 st\u0103m de la 9:00 la 14:00 la coad\u0103. Ei, to\u0163i zice\u0163i la fel. \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 e caz de for\u0163\u0103 minor\u0103. Dar, m\u0103 rog… V\u0103 cost\u0103 20% \u00een plus. Bine. Reveni\u0163i \u00een trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, s\u0103 primi\u0163i adeverin\u0163a. P\u0103i, am pl\u0103… \u015ei ce??? Se avanseaz\u0103 greu, datorit\u0103 num\u0103rului mare de cereri!! Dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i o justificare bine \u00eentemeiat\u0103, poate dosarul v\u0103 va fi respins…<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni… ntz!! Se poate a\u015fa ceva?? A\u0163i uitat tocmai fi\u015fa de pontaj individual!! Ce e aia? v\u0103 duce\u0163i la comitetul ponturilor de sector aflat pe str. , nr. , apoi cump\u0103ra\u0163i timbru propolitical, de la ghi\u015feul aflat pe str. , nr. , \u015fi v\u0103 mai trebuie adeverin\u0163\u0103 de echitate exhilariant\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de care nu v\u0103 elibereaz\u0103 \u015ftampil\u0103 galben\u0103…<\/p>\n
Fuck! morm\u0103i tu \u00eentre din\u0163i. Nici vorb\u0103, se uit\u0103 aspru func\u0163ionara la tine. \u00cenc\u0103 nu ave\u0163i aprobare… \u015fi nu e sigur c\u0103 o ve\u0163i primi. A crescut alarmant num\u0103rul de cereri \u00een ultimii ani… \u015fi nu face\u0163i parte din categoriile prioritare.<\/p>\n
\u015ei care-s alea??<\/p>\n
Elevii, pensionarii \u015fi femeile gravide!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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