Juc\u0103ria ideal\u0103 pentru tine e o mitralier\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gioas\u0103. Cea mai g\u0103l\u0103gioas\u0103 din tot magazinul. Dac\u0103 nu po\u021bi concura borma\u0219ina vecinului, nu sim\u021bi c\u0103 te-ai jucat. Dac\u0103 nu cite\u0219ti o vag\u0103 iritare \u00een ochii celor din jur de cum \u00ee\u021bi sco\u021bi juc\u0103ria, nu sim\u021bi c\u0103 te-ai jucat. Chit c\u0103, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, mitraliera sloboade doar f\u00e2suri, nimic nu te \u00eempiedic\u0103 s-o plimbi de colo-colo cu un aer de Alexandru Cel Mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taurul<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Juc\u0103ria pe care cu siguran\u021b\u0103 a creat-o un Taur a fost buc\u0103t\u0103rioara cu toate accesoriile. Singurul lucru care bate fri\u0219ca imaginar\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 cu mixer de juc\u0103rie e fri\u0219ca real\u0103 pe care o ba\u021bi cu un stand mixer adev\u0103rat, vis\u00e2nd la cum te \u00eenscrii tu la urm\u0103torul sezon Chefi de cu\u021bite \u0219i cum \u00ee\u021bi deschizi restaurant gourmet din premiul cel mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Gemenii <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Gemenilor le place s\u0103 fie lume mult\u0103 \u0219i veselie, de aceea, jocurile ideale pentru ei sunt Monopoly \u0219i similare. Via\u021ba e interesant\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai opulen\u021b\u0103 de acumulat, c\u00e2nd ai cu cine s\u0103 te compari \u0219i mai ales, c\u00e2nd ai bani de luat de la toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Racul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Racul nu are cine \u0219tie ce a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Ofer\u0103-i iubire \u0219i o can\u0103 de ciocolat\u0103 cald\u0103 \u0219i i-ai \u00eemplinit toate visele. De aceea, juc\u0103ria ideal\u0103 pentru Rac e un urs imens de plu\u0219, c\u00e2t mai dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219 \u0219i mai realist, \u0219i cu o f\u0103\u021buc\u0103 adorabil\u0103. \u00cel va \u021bine \u00een bra\u021be ore \u00een \u0219ir \u0219i va visa la iubirea ideal\u0103 care o s\u0103 apar\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi \u0219i-i va r\u0103scoli fibrele existen\u021bei ca \u00eentr-un roman de Danielle Steel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Leul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n League of Legends. Pentru c\u0103 strategie. \u0218i glorie. \u0218i putere f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r. Am \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i valoare, la sicriu fac buzunare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Leul, ca \u0219i Gemenii, tr\u0103ie\u0219te din impactul pe care \u00eel are asupra altora, dar Leul nu e flexibil \u0219i gra\u021bios ca Gemenii. Gemenii se pot distra de minune \u0219i dac\u0103 pierd un joc, din simplul fapt c\u0103 sunt \u00een ga\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i sunt sufletul petrecerii. Leul UR\u0102\u0218TE s\u0103 piard\u0103, \u0219i va deveni frustrat \u0219i \u021b\u00e2fnos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen plus, Leul e ideal pentru jocuri online, pentru c\u0103 el nu renun\u021b\u0103 la muzica sau snackurile lui, doar ca s\u0103 pun\u0103 ceva care s\u0103 plac\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea. E ca el sau nu e deloc. Punct. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Fecioara <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Aici a\u0219 fi zis setul de juc\u0103rii pentru cur\u0103\u021benie, dar Fecioara n-are nevoie de juc\u0103rii, de vreme ce se g\u0103se\u0219te mereu o suprafa\u021b\u0103 de frecat \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i un detergent nou care trebuie testat. Dac\u0103 \u00eenchizi o Fecioar\u0103 \u00eentr-un castel vechi care trebuie cur\u0103\u021bat \u0219i reparat, o \u021bii ocupat\u0103 \u0219i fericit\u0103 pentru tot restul vie\u021bii, cu condi\u021bia s\u0103 furnizezi la timp produsele de cur\u0103\u021bare \u0219i lavetele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n La final, vei avea un muzeu. \u0218i un manager al naibii de serios care te va pune s\u0103 te descal\u021bi la intrare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Balan\u021ba <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Balan\u021ba e \u00eenc\u0103 o fiin\u021b\u0103 social\u0103, care ador\u0103 s\u0103 se aib\u0103 bine cu toat\u0103 lumea, dar ei nu \u00eei place s\u0103 concureze. \u00cen acest caz, juc\u0103ria ideal\u0103 e setul de handmade jewelry. Cu fire aurite sau argintate, m\u0103rgele colorate, pietricele, cristale. Cu c\u00e2t e mai mare varietatea, cu at\u00e2t de mai fericit\u0103 Balan\u021ba. Ideea c\u0103 poate da tuturor celor prezen\u021bi c\u00e2te o bijuterie personalizat\u0103 o umple de bucurie, iar dac\u0103 destinatarul sesizeaz\u0103 un mic detaliu care personalizeaz\u0103 bijuteria, gen piatra mare din mijloc are culoarea ochilor lui, Balan\u021ba e \u00een culmea fericirii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Scorpionul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce juc\u0103rie \u00ee\u021bi permite s\u0103 faci la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it pe de\u0219teptul \u0219i s\u0103 sondezi orificiile altora f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te reclame la poli\u021bie pentru h\u0103r\u021buire sexual\u0103? A\u021bi ghicit, trusa de doctor de juc\u0103rie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen fiecare ga\u0219c\u0103 de copii e c\u00e2te un b\u0103ie\u021bel, ba uneori feti\u021b\u0103, care e doctor \u0219i te pip\u0103ie peste tot, pentru c\u0103 asta fac doctorii, \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi bag\u0103 diverse \u00een nas, gur\u0103, urechi \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. Pacien\u021bii se supun a\u0219a cum se supun \u0219i la doctor, numai c\u0103 e un fals sentiment de siguran\u021b\u0103. \u00cen realitate, Scorpionul e doar un mic pervers \/ o mic\u0103 pervers\u0103, care deriv\u0103 fericire din modul \u00een care te posed\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ca tu s\u0103 realizezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103get\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103get\u0103torul nu are nevoie de juc\u0103rii, pentru c\u0103 pericolul e juc\u0103ria lui. C\u00e2nd un S\u0103get\u0103tor se joac\u0103, e a\u0219a: hai s\u0103 ne ducem la gar\u0103, s\u0103 lu\u0103m primul tren care vine, s\u0103 tragem din c\u0103ciul\u0103 un num\u0103r aleatoriu echivalent cu num\u0103rul de sta\u021bii pe care \u00eel str\u0103batem \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 ajungem acas\u0103 intac\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Jocurile de tip Supravie\u021buitorul, Asia Express, PLM Express \u0219i Singur \u00een Ghetou au fost toate inventate de S\u0103get\u0103tori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Capricornul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ia-i Capricornului o pu\u0219culi\u021b\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de porcu\u0219or \u0219i l-ai f\u0103cut fericit. D\u0103-i mici chestii de f\u0103cut \u0219i pl\u0103te\u0219te-l cu c\u00e2te un leu pentru fiecare \u0219i l-ai f\u0103cut \u0219i mai fericit. O s\u0103-\u0219i numere b\u0103nu\u021bii iar \u0219i iar \u0219i o s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ndru de c\u00e2t a pus \u00een porcu\u0219or. Iar noaptea, o s\u0103 doarm\u0103 cu porcu\u0219orul \u00een bra\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u0103rs\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n D\u0103-i o carte de colorat \u0219i un set de creioane bine ascu\u021bite, varianta cu 100 de culori. Nu va respecta ever culorile care ar trebui \u00een mod normal s\u0103 fie \u00een peisaj. \u00cen plus, va desena el sau ea ce va crede c\u0103 lipse\u0219te din imagine, \u0219i adeseori chestii care nu au nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103. Dar rezultatul o s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti open-minded. Nu uita s\u0103-i iei \u0219i ascu\u021bitoare, pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 i se tocesc creioanele, se deprim\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe\u0219tii<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe\u0219tii sunt o zodie egocentric\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la insuportabil, perpetuu v\u0103ic\u0103ritoare \u0219i perpetuu ipohondr\u0103. De aceea, juc\u0103ria ideal\u0103 e un vibrator ultra performant cu versiuni de vitez\u0103 \u0219i cu stimulator de clitoris. 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