{"id":25012,"date":"2023-06-06T09:53:40","date_gmt":"2023-06-06T06:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25012"},"modified":"2023-06-06T09:53:43","modified_gmt":"2023-06-06T06:53:43","slug":"posta-redactiei-despre-petrecerea-burlacilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-despre-petrecerea-burlacilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Despre petrecerea burlacilor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimite(\u021bi) problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103, contra cost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mesajul de azi spune a\u015fa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Drag\u0103 Lore, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Te iubesc de mult timp \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i iubesc la nebunie sfaturile, de aceea o s\u0103 te rog s\u0103 \u00eemi spui p\u0103rerea ta \u015fi \u00een ce m\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 pe mine. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M\u0103 m\u0103rit \u00een dou\u0103 luni cu prietenul meu, un b\u0103iat minunat, \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor, cald, calm, un om de nota zece, \u015fi abia a\u015ftept s\u0103 ne \u00eencepem via\u0163a \u00eempreun\u0103. Singura chestie care nu-mi convine e c\u0103 ga\u015fca lui abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103-i fac\u0103 petrecerea burlacilor. Sincer nu-mi convine ca iubitul meu s\u0103 se \u00eembete \u015fi s\u0103 se frece de femei goale. \u015etiu c\u0103 pot avea \u00eencredere \u00een el, dar nu-mi convine \u015fi gata. Ce s\u0103 fac? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Po\u0163i s\u0103-mi spui dac\u0103 sunt isteric\u0103 \u015fi nebun\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i \u00een\u0163eleg gelozia. De fapt, mint, n-o \u00een\u0163eleg, pentru c\u0103 eu sunt genul de om care, dac\u0103 se \u015ftie iubit, nu are nici o grij\u0103 sub soare, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 eu sunt persoana iubit\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte fese goale \u015fi acoperite cu sclipici nu schimb\u0103 asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 unii oameni pot deveni nesiguri \u00een fa\u0163a unor astfel de provoc\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai astfel de sentimente, cred c\u0103 e indicat s\u0103 discu\u0163i cu el. Nu la modul &#8220;auzi, f\u0103nele, eu nu vreau s\u0103 te duci&#8221;, pentru c\u0103 o s\u0103-l faci s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 vrea \u00een mod serios o via\u0163\u0103 al\u0103turi de o harpie care o s\u0103-i strice toate bucuriile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ci la modul: g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 vei atinge alte femei lascive \u015fi senzuale m\u0103 face s\u0103-mi s\u00e2ngereze inima. Mergi pe onestitate \u015fi pe sentiment, cu ele nu dai gre\u015f niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 va dori mult s\u0103 fac\u0103 petrecerea burlacilor anyway, nu i-o lua \u00een nume de r\u0103u. Tu crezi c\u0103 petrecerea burlacilor se \u0163ine pentru femei \u00een fundul gol? FALS. Dac\u0103 vrea pe una \u00een fundul gol, intr\u0103 pe LiveJasmin \u015fi \u00een zece minute a v\u0103zut p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 din toate col\u0163urile planetei. Sau \u00eentr\u0103 pe publi24 \u015fi \u00een dou\u0103 ore se \u00eentoarce finalizat din toate pozi\u0163iile. Nu contactul cu femei e miza petrecerii burlacilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ci fraternitatea cu prietenii lui. E practic ultima lui sear\u0103 de b\u0103iat liber, e seara \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi vor dep\u0103na amintirile din adolescen\u0163\u0103, t\u00e2mpeniile pe care le-au f\u0103cut \u00eempreun\u0103, cum s-au b\u0103tut pe aceea\u015fi fat\u0103 \u015fi, practic, tot filmul tinere\u0163ii lor comune. \u015ei da, or s\u0103 boceasc\u0103 unii peste al\u0163ii, or s\u0103 se \u00eembete ca porcii \u015fi or s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 ca ni\u015fte muieri v\u0103duve. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despre asta e de fapt petrecerea burlacilor. Femeile goale sunt doar decor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te asiguri c\u0103 nu-l impresioneaz\u0103 niciuna, f\u0103 sex cu el \u00eenainte de plecare. C\u0103l\u0103re\u015fte-l cu opturi, apoi finalizeaz\u0103 cu o mu*e frenetic\u0103 \u015fi garantat nu-l va interesa nici Adriana Lima, dac\u0103 au buget s-o aduc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fii mai boss b*tch \u015fi ai mai mult\u0103 \u00eencredere \u00een impactul nimicitor al p\u0103s\u0103ricii tale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac pove\u0163ele \u00een\u0163elepte, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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