{"id":25050,"date":"2023-06-17T10:33:11","date_gmt":"2023-06-17T07:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25050"},"modified":"2023-06-17T10:33:49","modified_gmt":"2023-06-17T07:33:49","slug":"locul-din-autobuz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/locul-din-autobuz\/","title":{"rendered":"Locul din autobuz reloaded"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pe acest blog, apar nenum\u0103rate flame wars pe subiecte adeseori stupide. Unul care b\u00e2ntuie frecvent pe aici, ca umbra lui Mircea la Cozia, e subiectul locului \u00een autobuz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/implacabila-drama-a-locului-din-autobuz\/\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>, a fost scandal internautic \u00eentre mine \u0219i un gigel care se d\u0103dea mare pe net cu modul \u00een care le jecm\u0103ne\u0219te el pe feministe de scaune. (\u0218i da, reciclez cu tupeu poza, pentru c\u0103 uite a\u0219a vreau eu, \u0219i pentru c\u0103 nu am nevoie de 34780 de poze cu autobuze s\u0103 fiu mafiot.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eterna-problema-a-locului-din-autobuz\/\">Aici<\/a>, a fost alt scandal internautic, pentru c\u0103 am pus problema madamelor de o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103, aka babe, care \u00eencep s\u0103 se certe pe locuri \u00een autobuz. \u0218i nu au nici un fel de decen\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bipe la persoane necunoscute c\u0103 ele merit\u0103 loc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vede\u0163i? Nu discriminez. Indiferent dac\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103rbat sau femeie, c\u00e2nd problema e atitudinea misecuvenist\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103toare la belciuge, e absolut irelevant pentru mine ce \u00ee\u0163i at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u00eentre picioare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acestea fiind zise, ieri am fost oarecum \u00een pozi\u0163ia opus\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru a \u00een\u0163elege care e faza: eu am intoleran\u0163\u0103 la gluten. N-o am pentru c\u0103 e un subiect trendy, ci pentru c\u0103 eu am puzderie de alergii \u015fi intoleran\u0163e, inclusiv la praf, polen, zinc, migdale, oameni pis\u0103logi \u015fi nesim\u0163ire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intoleran\u0163a mea la gluten se manifest\u0103 a\u015fa: dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc p\u00e2ine, paste sau pizza, m\u0103 cuprinde o somnolen\u0163\u0103 cumplit\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 balonez. Dar nu m\u0103 balonez a\u015fa, discret. Mi se umfl\u0103 o burt\u0103 imens\u0103 \u015fi perfect rotund\u0103, de gravid\u0103 \u00een trimestrul al treilea de sarcin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am cedat \u015fantajului emo\u0163ional al unor prieteni \u015fi am ie\u015fit la o pizza, care de obicei pentru mine se traduce \u00een salat\u0103, dar ieri chiar mi-era poft\u0103 de pizza. Am luat o pizza mic\u0103, cu blat sub\u0163ire, \u00een ideea c\u0103 poate-poate p\u0103c\u0103lim cerberul fioros al alergiilor mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-am \u00eentors acas\u0103 cu autobuzul. Deja manifestam simptomele. C\u0103scam ca o rupt\u0103 \u015fi etalam un burtoi de ziceai c\u0103 sunt urm\u0103toarea octomom. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 vede o fat\u0103 de gen 20 de ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 sta\u0163i jos? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-a cuprins o ru\u015fine \u015fi o umilin\u0163\u0103 \u00eengrozitoare, \u015fi o furie pe organismul meu material prost rom\u00e2nesc care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 digere o mizerie de pizza f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 de r\u00e2s \u00een tot autobuzul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, mul\u0163umesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fata nu spune nimic. Mie \u00eemi cade capul de somn \u00een continuare. Alta, deja la vreo 30 \u015fi ceva de ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sigur, sigur nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 sta\u0163i jos? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei atunci am avut o reac\u0163ie necontrolat\u0103, de care nu sunt m\u00e2ndr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar ce rahat e \u00een neregul\u0103 cu mine, c\u0103 vre\u0163i toate s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u015feza\u0163i? Par epava societ\u0103\u0163ii? De fapt, da, par epava societ\u0103\u0163ii, dar m\u0103car sunt o epav\u0103 demn\u0103! Iar aceast\u0103 epav\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een picioare \u015fi punct. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care se treze\u015fte \u015fi un b\u0103rbat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i, pute\u0163i s\u0103 sta\u0163i jos aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 protestezi foarte tare c\u0103 nu vrei ceva, mereu un b\u0103rbat va \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 ba da, vrei, dar \u0163i-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 ceri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deja mi-era jen\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103stisem la oameni bine inten\u0163iona\u0163i, am reperat o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 care st\u0103tea modest\u0103 mai \u00eencolo \u015fi am zis: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Poate dore\u015fte doamna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei am rezistat eroic p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceea ce \u00eencerc s\u0103 spun cu acest text e c\u0103 mi se pare umilitor s\u0103 se uite lumea la tine cu mil\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i ofere loc \u00een autobuz, parc\u0103 ai fi ultima terminat\u0103. Cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in \u00een\u0163eleg de ce anumite persoane revendic\u0103 at\u00e2t de g\u0103l\u0103gios s\u0103 se ridice str\u0103inii pentru ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac aceste articole, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe acest blog, apar nenum\u0103rate flame wars pe subiecte adeseori stupide. 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