{"id":25062,"date":"2023-06-21T00:42:19","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T21:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25062"},"modified":"2023-06-21T00:42:22","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T21:42:22","slug":"costi-ionita-si-fustele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/costi-ionita-si-fustele\/","title":{"rendered":"Costi Ioni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i fustele"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri, marea speran\u021b\u0103 a muzicii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti Costi Ioni\u021b\u0103 a postat pe TikTok un clip \u00een care a admonestat popula\u021bia feminin\u0103 a ora\u0219ului c\u0103 nu poart\u0103 fuste. \u0218i a \u0219i f\u0103cut un montaj de film\u0103ri din ora\u0219 – pentru care, pariez c\u0103 n-a cerut acordul celor filmate, deoarece ideea de consim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt al femeii \u00eenc\u0103 nu l-a p\u0103truns pe gigelul rom\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i faraonul intergalactic al trilurilor de privighetoare a conchis dezam\u0103git: Fetelor, e confortabil, dar \u00een afar\u0103 de asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen afar\u0103 de asta, ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar nu simt nevoia s\u0103 fiu sexy \u0219i rea pentru cocalari pe strad\u0103. Da, e esen\u021bial s\u0103 fie confortabil \u0219i da, e esen\u021bial s\u0103 protejeze anatomia feminin\u0103 de invazii nesolicitate, \u00een \u021bara \u00een care Andrew Tate s-a stabilit, dup\u0103 propriile declara\u021bii, pentru c\u0103 autorit\u0103\u021bilor nu le prea pas\u0103 de femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar dac\u0103 a\u0219 lucra ca stripper \u0219i mi-a\u0219 procura venitul din modul \u00een care dau din sus-numita anatomie, tot m-a\u0219 duce p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een club \u0219i \u00eenapoi \u00een pantaloni lungi, pentru c\u0103 decizia de a oferi sau nu free sampling e la produc\u0103tor, nu la clien\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Culmea, chiar \u0219i \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la bocanci mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, \u00een locuri publice, \u00een metrou sau \u00een autobuz, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 c\u00e2te un specimen s\u0103-\u0219i holbeze agasant fasolea la mine \u0219i s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 \u00eenceteze cu asta nici dac\u0103 eu stau \u00een m\u00e2ini cu capul sucit 180 de grade s\u0103-i evit naibii privirea. Po\u021bi \u00eencerca \u0219i un “de ce v\u0103 holba\u0163i a\u015fa, am ceva pe fa\u0163\u0103”, dar exist\u0103 \u015fi genul de cotarl\u0103 care ia asta drept invita\u0163ie s\u0103 se libidino\u015feasc\u0103 \u015fi verbal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, c\u00e2nd 99% din femei aleg s\u0103 poarte pantaloni, e un semn. E un semn c\u0103 nu se simt \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 se bage cretinii \u00een seam\u0103 cu ele \u015fi c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 fie \u0163inta h\u0103r\u0163uirii, r\u0103getelor de “m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f c***, f\u0103\u0103\u0103”, ba, doamne fere\u015fte, a pip\u0103ielii de la necunoscu\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, am b\u0103tut un gigel pe strad\u0103. Purtam ni\u015fte colan\u0163i mula\u0163i \u015fi a \u00eenceput cu “mam\u0103, ce c*** ai, s\u0103 moar\u0103 mama”, \u015fi jap, o m\u00e2n\u0103 nesolicitat\u0103. Eu, dup\u0103 cum \u015fti\u0163i \u015fi din clipul cu taxiul, la obr\u0103znicie extrem\u0103 r\u0103spund cu agresivitate. Mi-am scos po\u015feta de pe um\u0103r – aveam o carte de vreo 400 de pagini \u015fi un mobil mare \u00een ea, deci avea “greutate” – \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 dau cu sete \u00een animal: “F*** mor\u0163ii \u015fi r\u0103ni\u0163ii m\u0103-tii, mai pui m\u00e2na pe mine, jegosule, lua-\u0163i-a\u015f toat\u0103 familia de otrepe \u00eempu\u0163ite \u015fi penale \u00een p***”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102la a fost luat prin surprindere de reac\u0163ie \u015fi a rupt-o la fug\u0103. \u015ei cum \u00eemi declan\u015fase traumele din adolescen\u0163\u0103, l-am \u015fi fug\u0103rit un pic d\u00e2nd cu po\u015feta \u00een continuare, p\u00e2n\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 h\u00e2r\u00e2i de la astm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu aveam astm cronic, eram Terente femeie care lua la cu\u0163it rata\u0163i care ating libidinos femei f\u0103r\u0103 consim\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntul lor. Glum\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Glum\u0103 \u00een sensul c\u0103 nu \u00eei luam la cu\u0163it, ci \u00eei sp\u00e2nzuram de testicule s\u0103 moar\u0103 lent \u015fi \u00een chinuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oricum, b\u0103rbatul rom\u00e2n e un paradox. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 optezi pentru o \u0163inut\u0103 ultrafeminin\u0103, e\u015fti c***a aia care a ajuns sus pentru c\u0103 au f***-o to\u0163i, mai pu\u0163in el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 optezi pentru o \u0163inut\u0103 sobr\u0103 \u015fi pentru siguran\u0163a personal\u0103, nu e bine c\u0103 nu sunt destul de feminine femeile pe strad\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, dac\u0103 o femeie datoreaz\u0103 sex appeal cuiva, \u00eel datoreaz\u0103 partenerului cu care are o rela\u0163ie de iubire \u015fi sprijin reciproc consim\u0163it, sau unui job pl\u0103tit (s\u0103 zicem, cel de stripperi\u0163\u0103 citat mai sus.) \u00cen rest, nu dator\u0103m nimic nim\u0103nui \u015fi dac\u0103 nu era cald, puteam merge f\u0103r\u0103 probleme pe strad\u0103 \u00een armur\u0103 \u015fi \u00een scut. Cu suli\u0163a preg\u0103tit\u0103 pentru tras obseda\u0163i gre\u0163o\u015fi \u00een \u0163eap\u0103, cum o f\u0103cea Vlad \u0162epe\u015f. Cic\u0103 pe vremea lui, num\u0103rul de violuri a sc\u0103zut uimitor de mult, \u00eentocmai ca acela de furturi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam asta cu fustele \u015fi cu strada. Acum, mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 cineva un link la acest articol lui Costi Ioni\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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