{"id":25066,"date":"2023-06-23T07:41:19","date_gmt":"2023-06-23T04:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25066"},"modified":"2023-06-23T07:41:21","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T04:41:21","slug":"un-sandvis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-sandvis\/","title":{"rendered":"Un sandvi\u0219"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mi se pl\u00e2ngea zilele trecute un amic de ziua lui proast\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103, \u0219i m\u0103 trezesc s\u0103 merg la munc\u0103. Po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 nevasta nu mi-a pus nici un sandvi\u0219? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Auzi, bro, zic eu, Tu ai o nevast\u0103 care 99% din timp \u00ee\u021bi face sandvi\u0219 pentru munc\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Normaaaal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-E casnic\u0103 pe care o \u00eentre\u021bii tu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hai, Lore, \u0219tii c\u0103 munce\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, deci tu munce\u0219ti, ea munce\u0219te, \u0219i totu\u0219i, ea \u00ee\u021bi face \u021bie sandvi\u0219 99% din timp \u0219i tot tu e\u0219ti nedrept\u0103\u021bit \u00een ziua \u00een care nu-\u021bi face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i da, dar ea e fe… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stai. Face cumva sandvi\u0219ul cu p\u0103s\u0103rica? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hai, m\u0103, Lore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u00e2inile sunt membre lipsite de identitate sexual\u0103, prin urmare, puteai s\u0103-\u021bi faci singur un sandvi\u0219. \u0218i dac\u0103 tot \u00ee\u021bi faci \u021bie, s\u0103-i faci \u0219i ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Eu s\u0103-i fac ei sandvi\u0219? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i ea nu-\u021bi face \u021bie \u00een toate celelalte zile? .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i, e treaba ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Gre\u0219it. E a voastr\u0103 comun\u0103. Cum am stabilit, n-o \u00eentre\u021bii, am\u00e2ndoi ave\u021bi joburi de opt ore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 voiam s\u0103 fac sandvi\u0219uri, nu m\u0103 \u00eensuram. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i iat\u0103 de ce nu m\u0103 m\u0103rit eu. Sentimentul \u0103sta narcisist, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te \u00eensori, o femeie e obligat\u0103 s\u0103 te slug\u0103reasc\u0103 umil\u0103 tot restul vie\u021bii, m-ar face s\u0103 divor\u021bez instant. Iar dac\u0103 vrei empatie pentru c\u0103 nu ai g\u0103sit sandvi\u0219ul f\u0103cut \u00een diminea\u021ba asta, uite: ultima persoan\u0103 care mi-a f\u0103cut mie sandvi\u0219uri era bunic\u0103-mea, pe c\u00e2nd eram copil. \u0218i tr\u0103iesc. Sunt un om adult, \u0219tiu s\u0103-mi fac singur\u0103 sandvi\u0219urile. Nici nu e mare lucru s\u0103 tai dou\u0103 felii de p\u00e2ine \u0219i s\u0103 pui chestii \u00eentre ele. Iar dac\u0103 \u00een continuare \u021bi-e foarte lene, au sandvi\u0219uri ready-to-eat la toate megaimajurile. Chiar \u021bi se pare c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 te aole\u0219ti ca o pizm\u0103 la ciclu pentru o chestie care cost\u0103 9 lei? \u0218i apoi tot voi v\u0103 v\u0103ic\u0103ri\u021bi c\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai respect\u0103 femeile? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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