Pfff, \u0103sta e bac? Astea sunt examene? P\u0103i, ce v\u0103 \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia la \u015fcoal\u0103, m\u0103? Nu degeaba se duce \u0163ara de r\u00e2p\u0103, cu a\u015fa \u015fcoal\u0103 de rahat \u015fi a\u015fa monumente de prostie pe post de elevi. S\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe vremea mea, c\u00e2nd manualele erau c\u0103r\u0163i, nu bro\u015furici. D\u0103deai unuia \u00een cap cu o carte, \u00eel lua salvarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taurul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Aha, da, desigur. Cum zice\u0163i voi. Ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m azi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gemenii<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Eu am fost ultimul peste linie la bac \u015fi acum am firma mea. Nu m-a \u00eentrebat nimeni nic\u0103ieri care e Teorema lui Pitagora, \u00een afar\u0103 de Vrei s\u0103 fii miliardar, \u015fi acolo am sunat un prieten. Un prieten s\u0103rac, lol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Racul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nici nu conteaz\u0103 bacul, esen\u0163ial e ca puii no\u015ftri s\u0103 se simt\u0103 iubi\u0163i cu adev\u0103rat \u015fi \u00een\u0163ele\u015fi. Oric\u00e2t ai lua la bac, r\u0103m\u00e2i odorul sufletului meu. Da, \u015ftiu c\u0103 a picat al treilea an consecutiv, dar m\u0103car vede toat\u0103 lumea cum \u00eemi iubesc eu copiiii necondi\u0163ionat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Leul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Acum, fiecare face ce vrea \u015fi ce \u015ftie. Esen\u0163ial e c\u0103 eu, la vremea mea, am ie\u015fit \u015fef de promo\u0163ie, am luat bacul cu 10, am intrat la facultate cu 10 \u015fi am terminat tot cu 10, \u015fi asta pentru c\u0103 eu sunt un geniu. Restul e irelevant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fecioara<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A\u015f fi preferat mai multe materii practice la \u015fcoal\u0103. Cu ce ne ajut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m chimie, dac\u0103 noi nu \u015ftim s\u0103 gestion\u0103m ca lumea bugetul familiei? Degeaba e\u015fti olimpic, dac\u0103 te \u00eemprumu\u0163i \u00een ultima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenainte de salariu. Tot un ratat e\u015fti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Balan\u0163a<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Mai l\u0103sa\u0163i-i, drag\u0103, \u00een pace pe copii. Ce, voi n-a\u0163i fost tineri la vremea voastr\u0103? V\u0103 pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fi\u0163i teroriza\u0163i de lec\u0163ii? Pariez c\u0103 nu. Lumea asta are nevoie de mai mult\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegere \u015fi \u00eenfr\u0103\u0163ire \u00eentre popoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Scorpionul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu pot ei supraveghea c\u00e2t putem noi copia. \u015ei cine nu copiaz\u0103, d\u0103 \u015fpag\u0103 \u015fi trece oricum. Bacul e o simpl\u0103 formalitate \u00een \u0163ara asta, \u015ftim noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103get\u0103torul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/strong>Bacul a fost mereu un mod de a ar\u0103ta lumii c\u0103 nu dai \u00een gropi de prost, s\u0103-\u0163i po\u0163i lua un job \u015fi s\u0103 scapi naibii de p\u0103rin\u0163i, c\u0103 e\u015fti s\u0103tul de ei ca de mere p\u0103dure\u0163e. Nici nu conteaz\u0103 nota. Conteaz\u0103 s\u0103 treci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Capricornul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cenc\u0103 mai p\u0103strez pe undeva o ciorn\u0103 cu ce am avut eu la bac. A, normal c\u0103 nu mi-e util\u0103 cu nimic, dar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 laud pe net cu c\u00e2t de greu era bacul pe vremea mea, cu ce naiba s\u0103 m\u0103 laud \u015fi eu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u0103rs\u0103torul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nici nu conteaz\u0103 subiectele, esen\u0163ial e s\u0103 bagi vraja m\u0103rii \u015fi s\u0103-i faci pe profesori s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti cel mai remarcabil suflet de artist de la ei din cartier. C\u00e2nd vezi o lacrim\u0103 sclipind \u00een ochii dirigintei, \u015ftii c\u0103 e\u015fti bazat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe\u015ftii<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bacul mi se pare o atrocitate! Un blestem! O infamie! O oribilitate! At\u00e2ta presiune, at\u00e2ta efort, at\u00e2ta stres, at\u00e2ta traum\u0103. De ce s\u0103 \u00eemboln\u0103vim copiii cu astfel de abuzuri emo\u0163ionale? De ce s\u0103-i chinuim cu aceast\u0103 loterie f\u0103r\u0103 rost? Mie mi-a picat singurul subiect pe care nu-l \u015ftiam. \u015ei am avut nevoie de trei ani de terapie s\u0103-mi revin. Bacul trebuie abolit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac aceste articole, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Indiferent cu cine stai de vorb\u0103 zilele astea, are o p\u0103rere despre bac. Fie c\u0103 \u00eentrebi, fie c\u0103 nu. 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