M\u0103 uitam eu zilele trecute la ni\u0219te profiluri de influenceri\u021be pe Instagram. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sunt dou\u0103 genuri specifice de influenceri\u021be: cele care \u00ee\u0219i fac propriii bani, \u0219i care au nou\u0103 post\u0103ri despre afacere \u0219i doar una cu ele pe iaht, \u0219i cele care au NUMAI post\u0103ri pe iaht. Acestea sunt nevestele de miliardar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profilurile de instagram ale nevestelor de miliardar mi se par extrem de amuzante: bijuterii, gen\u021bi, pantofi, peisaje, petrecere, burjalarab, bijuterii, gen\u021bi, pantofi, peisaje, pahar de \u0219ampanie, \u0219i, din gen trei \u00een trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, un live \u00een care milionara noastr\u0103 pl\u00e2nge cu spume c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ur\u0103\u0219te via\u021ba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar ce po\u021bi s\u0103 ur\u0103\u0219ti c\u00e2nd ai at\u00e2tea bijuterii, gen\u021bi, pantofi, peisaje, o s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi voi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iat\u0103 ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. Absen\u021ba controlului <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00centr-o rela\u021bie normal\u0103 \u00eentre oameni egali ca statut, controlul e \u00een mod ideal 50 \/ 50, sau negociat \u00eentr-un mod care s\u0103 satisfac\u0103 ambele p\u0103r\u021bi. \u00cen sensul c\u0103 mai vezi alfa females la bra\u021b cu ghiocei care sunt \u00eenc\u00e2nta\u021bi s\u0103 li se spun\u0103 c\u00e2t de sus s\u0103 sar\u0103, sau gigei cu tupeu \u00eenso\u021bi\u021bi de p\u0103pu\u0219ele care ador\u0103 s\u0103 nu-\u0219i bat\u0103 capul prea mult, dar \u00een aceste situa\u021bii, e o cedare a controlului de comun acord, \u0219i fiecare din p\u0103r\u021bi poate spune stop \u00een orice moment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd te m\u0103ri\u021bi cu un miliardar, te m\u0103ri\u021bi practic cu o agend\u0103 care nu va \u021bine niciodat\u0103 cont de nevoile tale personale. Casa nu va fi a ta, ci un muzeu decorat de profesioni\u0219ti. \u0218i pot \u00een\u021belege sentimentul de \u00eenstr\u0103inare. E ceva reconfortant \u00een ideea c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi gestiona casa cum vrei tu, c\u0103 aia e g\u0103leata \u0219i lavabila ta, \u0219i nu se bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een ele. Chit c\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 cheam\u0103 des o tanti la cur\u0103\u021benie, uneori \u00eei place s\u0103 frece de una singur\u0103, doar a\u0219a, s\u0103-\u0219i marcheze teritoriul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n G\u00e2ndul \u0103sta, c\u0103 nu-\u021bi vei marca niciodat\u0103 teritoriul, e destul de trist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 2. Nu prea ai prietenii t\u0103i<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd te m\u0103ri\u021bi cu un miliardar, automat te m\u0103ri\u021bi cu cercul LUI de prieteni \u0219i cu aria LUI de influen\u021b\u0103. Chit c\u0103 tu \u00eei dete\u0219ti din baierele sufletului pe acei prieteni, ai un statut pe care trebuie s\u0103-l joci. \u00cent\u00e2lnirile cu prietenele tale din facultate sau te la vechiul job pic\u0103, dac\u0103 e ceva mai important \u00een agenda st\u0103p\u00e2nului. Chiar \u0219i o zi de relaxare, \u00een care \u00ee\u021bi doreai doar s\u0103 dormi \u0219i s\u0103 netflix, pic\u0103, dac\u0103 e ceva mai important \u00een agenda st\u0103p\u00e2nului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u0103i, da, Lorena, dar dac\u0103 refuzi pur \u0219i simplu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Nenum\u0103rate femei \u00eei dau t\u00e2rcoale nonstop \u0219i sunt mai mult dec\u00e2t ner\u0103bd\u0103toare s\u0103 te \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n N-o s\u0103 prea ai lini\u0219te pe canapea \u0219i la netflix, c\u00e2nd \u0219tii c\u0103 gigel al t\u0103u b\u00e2ntuie nep\u0103zit la un eveniment cu alcool, te miri ce altceva, \u0219i muieret fl\u0103m\u00e2nd gata s\u0103-l haleasc\u0103 cu bani cu tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. \u0218i trebuie s\u0103 ar\u0103\u021bi mereu impecabil. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Serviciile de \u00eengrijire corporal\u0103 \u0219i facial\u0103 \u0219i cele de styling dureaz\u0103 o eternitate. Uneori, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 frustrarea c\u00e2nd merg la un vopsit cu coafat sau la un masaj anticelulitic, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u00e2te a\u0219 putea face \u00een orele alea. Vestea bun\u0103, \u00een cazul oamenilor obi\u0219nui\u021bi ca noi, e c\u0103 mai po\u021bi am\u00e2na cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 uneori, c\u0103 nu se uit\u0103 nimeni la r\u0103d\u0103cinile tale crescute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ei, bine, nu \u0219i c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti nevast\u0103 de miliardar \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 ar\u0103\u021bi 100% perfect mereu. \u0218i pentru individ, care a apucat s\u0103-\u0219i formeze genul \u0103la de aten\u021bie \u0219i vede amplificat orice defect, \u0219i pentru aparatele foto \u0219i telefoanele altora, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 cine te prinde \u00eentr-o ipostaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin fericit\u0103, \u0219i apoi devii \u021binta bullyingului public. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. Nu te po\u021bi \u00eengr\u0103\u0219a. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cui nu-i place din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd o sear\u0103 cald\u0103, cuib\u0103rit\u0103 \u00een p\u0103turic\u0103, cu o pl\u0103cint\u0103 cu vi\u0219ine \u0219i un ceai dulce cu miere? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, a doua zi se vede deja un \u00eenceput de burtic\u0103, dar mie \u0219i \u021bie nu ne pas\u0103. Ne lu\u0103m blugii, o sugem (burtica) c\u00e2nd \u00eencheiem nasturele, lu\u0103m o c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 mai larg\u0103 s\u0103 nu ni se vad\u0103 love handles \u0219i ne vedem de treburi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti Doamna Bani Mul\u021bi, nu po\u021bi face asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Unu, c\u0103 nu ai c\u0103m\u0103\u0219i largi \u00een garderob\u0103, \u0219i dou\u0103, dac\u0103 tu te extinzi pe lat, sunt multe altele suple care abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bi-l sufle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. C\u00e2nd ai totul, nu prea mai ai la ce s\u0103 t\u00e2nje\u0219ti. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd ai un venit mediu, po\u021bi visa la lucruri frumoase \u0219i de lux, dar nu-\u021bi sunt at\u00e2t de u\u0219or accesibile. Faci efortul c\u00e2torva luni de economii pentru o rochie de designer \u0219i o respec\u021bi altfel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd ai mii de rochii de designer, mii de pantofi scumpi, mii de po\u0219ete exclusive, dispare complet magia anticip\u0103rii \u0219i a vis\u0103rii. Dispare emo\u021bia. Totul e prea u\u0219or disponibil \u0219i farmecul se pierde. Tot ce mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 te lauzi cu ele pe Instagram. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Iubi nu prea are timp de tine. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Indiferent dac\u0103 te car\u0103 peste tot dup\u0103 el, ca pe o asistent\u0103 personal\u0103 de lux, sau te las\u0103 la palat \u00een timp ce-\u0219i vede de pr\u0103dat omenirea, iubi NU are timp de tine. Nimic din ce ai tu de spus nu-l foarte intereseaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103 e \u00een primul r\u00e2nd miliardar \u0219i abia undeva \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd so\u021bul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Practic, ai totul. Ai un job fulltime, dar nu de 40 de ore pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ci 24 – 7. \u0218i, \u00een realitate, nu prea ai mare lucru. Noroc cu likeurile pe Instagram, c\u0103 \u00een rest, pustiu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M\u0103 uitam eu zilele trecute la ni\u0219te profiluri de influenceri\u021be pe Instagram. 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