{"id":25118,"date":"2023-07-09T10:48:54","date_gmt":"2023-07-09T07:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25118"},"modified":"2023-07-09T10:49:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-09T07:49:09","slug":"femeile-din-generatia-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/femeile-din-generatia-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ieri, am scris un text despre &#8220;face\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii masculini \u0219i femeile feminine&#8221; a renumitei filosoafe a neamului Sorana C\u00e2rstea. Care, btw, a fost eliminat\u0103 la Wimbledon, so: se pare c\u0103 Dumnezeu e genderfluid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trec\u00e2nd peste asta, hai s\u0103 vedem ni\u0219te obiec\u021bii ale popula\u021biei. C\u0103 ulterior, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 nu-\u0219i piard\u0103 sponsorii, Sorana a dat-o la \u00eentors \u015fi a zis ceva de genul: M\u0103 uitam doar la elegan\u021ba spectatorilor din tribune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218ti\u021bi care a fost cel mai elegant cuplu ever din acele tribune? Prin\u021bul Charles \u0219i prin\u021besa Diana. \u0218i to\u021bi \u0219tim ce se ascundea de fapt \u00een spatele acelei elegan\u021be, \u0219i cu ce accident letal de ma\u0219in\u0103 s-a terminat povestea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Evident c\u0103 ieri pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\">pagina mea<\/a> <\/strong>a fost festival aurist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au venit eternii gigei m\u00e2rlani, agresivi, nesim\u0163i\u0163i, plini de spume la gur\u0103. M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, dar dac\u0103 am fi tr\u0103it \u00eentr-un univers alternativ, \u00een care eu trebuia s\u0103 fiu feminin\u0103 cu \u0103\u015ftia, \u015fi s\u0103 r\u0103spund umil \u015fi smerit la injuriile lor, m\u0103 sinucideam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Printre ei, un gigel bo\u015fot\u00e2rc, genul pe care-l caut\u0103 decesul acas\u0103, dar el se d\u0103 fl\u0103c\u0103u pe pagini de femei, de\u015fi nu po\u0163i s\u0103-i ceri s\u0103-\u0163i desfac\u0103 un borcan, c\u0103 d\u00e2rd\u00e2ie de Parkinson \u015fi ri\u015fti s\u0103-l scape pe jos. (Aten\u0163ie, nu atac v\u00e2rsta. To\u0163i o s\u0103 fim la un moment dat acolo. Atac faptul c\u0103, la aceast\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103, nu ai acumulat \u015fi nivelul aferent de \u00een\u0163elepciune. Dac\u0103 ai 70 de ani \u015fi e\u015fti \u00een continuare idiot, ai tr\u0103it degeaba.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum ziceam, vine bo\u015fo \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 rag\u0103: Ur\u0103sc femeile din genera\u0163ia ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei \u00een momentul acela, am sim\u0163it o intens\u0103 pl\u0103cere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea tr\u0103iesc cum vor ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea nu au impresia c\u0103 bo\u015fo e mai presus de ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea nu-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe bo\u015fo cum ar trebui ele s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea nu-\u015fi fac griji c\u0103 bo\u015fo le pocne\u015fte dac\u0103 nu pun sare-n ciorb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea sunt locomotive \u00een povestea lor, nu vagon clasa a doua \u00een a lui Bo\u015fo, \u015fi dac\u0103 deraiaz\u0103, m\u0103car deraiaz\u0103 pentru propriile decizii, nu pentru c\u0103 locomotiva e defect\u0103 din start \u015fi nu au avut de ales. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea au banii lor, \u015fi dac\u0103 bo\u015fo devine nesim\u0163it, pot pleca f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite \u00een urm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea se \u00eembrac\u0103 cum vor \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi pot lua c\u00e2te parfumuri noi vor ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea stabilesc ele dac\u0103 vor copii, nu \u00eei fac de gura lumii, s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune apoi pe ei c\u0103 exist\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei, ultimul punct pe list\u0103, cel mai m\u0103runt, dar extrem de satisf\u0103c\u0103tor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Femeile din genera\u0163ia mea se pi\u015f\u0103 cu jet pe bo\u015fo. \u015ei simt injuriile lui ca pe o medalie de r\u0103zboi. Grav ar fi s\u0103 ne iubeasc\u0103. \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 ne-a trimis deja la crati\u0163\u0103 \u015fi am pierdut ni\u015fte ore din timpul nostru pre\u0163ios s\u0103 nimerim cantitatea de sare pe care o vrea el \u00eentr-o ciorb\u0103 pentru care nu ne va mul\u0163umi niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac opiniile ferme, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, am scris un text despre &#8220;face\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii masculini \u0219i femeile feminine&#8221; a renumitei filosoafe a neamului Sorana C\u00e2rstea. 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