Toat\u0103 lumea \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te un iubit sau o iubit\u0103, \u0219i de obicei \u00ee\u0219i ia \u021beap\u0103 \u00een diverse moduri din cauza insisten\u021bei, dar eu \u00eemi doresc lucruri simple \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Prieteni cu care pot s\u0103 r\u00e2d mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ieri, f\u0103ceam exact asta cu Adi Schiop, \u0219i prestam nostalgie intens\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la o petrecere la care am fost am\u00e2ndoi acum ceva timp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i-mi zice Schiop o mic\u0103 r\u0103utate \u2013 de fapt, nici nu era r\u0103utate, mai mult o glum\u0103 \u2013 legat\u0103 de un anumit cet\u0103\u021bean. Eu nu am memoria numelor \u0219i \u00eentreb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Cine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Tipul \u0103la care se l\u0103uda c\u0103 e activ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mda, deci nu \u00een\u021beleg, zic eu. Mi s-a l\u0103udat \u0219i mie c\u0103 e activ, iar eu eram la modul: Felicit\u0103ri cordiale. Ce propui s\u0103 facem cu informa\u021bia asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Aoleu, \u0219tii c\u00e2t de pu\u021bini activi sunt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Adi, g\u00e2nde\u0219te-te c\u0103 eu sunt totu\u0219i femeie \u0219i mie \u00eemi trimit poz\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa zeci de b\u0103rba\u021bi pe zi. Deci eu \u00eent\u00e2lnesc droaie de activi pe toate drumurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ah, da, zice Schiop. Pentru femei nu e \u0219tire faptul c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii f*t. Pentru gay este.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am r\u00e2s mult de ideea asta. Apoi \u00eemi vine o idee:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 dac\u0103 pun colec\u021bia de strapons la b\u0103taie, pot porni un business de succes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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