{"id":25127,"date":"2023-07-12T00:03:19","date_gmt":"2023-07-11T21:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25127"},"modified":"2023-07-12T00:13:43","modified_gmt":"2023-07-11T21:13:43","slug":"zece-motive-sa-faci-o-sesiune-de-shopping-chiar-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/zece-motive-sa-faci-o-sesiune-de-shopping-chiar-azi\/","title":{"rendered":"Zece motive s\u0103 faci o sesiune de shopping chiar azi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Lumea tinde s\u0103 te \u00eenvinuiasc\u0103 pentru pl\u0103cerea shoppingului. S\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti materialist\u0103, consumerist\u0103, lihnit\u0103 de bani, lux, pl\u0103ceri superficiale. Apoi, gigeii care te critic\u0103 vehement se strecoar\u0103 \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 a unei tipe care arat\u0103 cosmetizat\u0103 de c\u00e2teva mii de euro s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 au ceva pentru ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taman de aceea, azi vom s\u0103rb\u0103tori shoppingul. E forma feminin\u0103 a orgasmului. Valurile de pl\u0103cere care te trec c\u00e2nd adaugi tot ce-\u021bi place \u00een co\u0219, apoi momentul acela de fior magnetic c\u00e2nd ob\u021bii reducerea – cum, un Black Friday \u00een mijloc de var\u0103, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul pe bune, cu pre\u021buri realmente mic\u0219orate? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Da, e un articol de colaborare, dac\u0103 dai click pe linkul al\u0103turat, m\u0103 umpli de bani, dar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 1. blogul t\u0103u preferat merge mai departe ca v\u00e2ntul din Vama Veche 2. voi mai avea articole de skincare \u0219i beauty, \u0219i ve\u021bi afla pove\u021be utile pentru o imagine irezistibil\u0103 \u0219i 3. odat\u0103 cu ele, ve\u021bi avea \u0219i po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, unde voi v\u0103 pl\u00e2nge\u021bi c\u0103 v-a p\u0103r\u0103sit porcul \u0103la \u0219i eu \u0219i nenum\u0103rate cititoare empatiz\u0103m, iar asta v\u0103 face s\u0103 v\u0103 sim\u021bi\u0163i seen. \u015ei heard. Cum nu v-a\u0163i sim\u0163it cu porcul \u0103la niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219adar, zece motive s\u0103 ai chiar azi o zi de shopping \u0219i s\u0103 nu te sim\u021bi vinovat\u0103 pentru asta \u00eencep \u00een 3… 2… 1… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

a) E at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de minunat s\u0103 ai lucruri noi <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nimic nu e mai pl\u0103cut dec\u00e2t fo\u0219netul ambalajului desf\u0103cut \/ sf\u00e2\u0219iat \/ t\u0103iat cu foarfeca \u0219i rev\u0103rsarea de cadouri. Chit c\u0103 sunt cadouri pe care \u021bi le faci tu \u021bie, dar ce conteaz\u0103? Porcul antemen\u021bionat oricum nu-\u021bi va nimeri EVER brandurile \u0219i gusturile, pentru c\u0103 e prea ocupat s\u0103 se umfle \u00een pene \u0219i nu-l intereseaz\u0103 nici c\u00e2t negru sub unghie s\u0103 te f***ing ASCULTE<\/strong>. De aceea te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u0219ti de to\u021bi gay-ii din via\u021ba ta. C\u0103 \u0103ia ascult\u0103. \u0218i fac \u0219i cadouri inspirate. P\u0103cat c\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 te \u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

b) Pentru c\u0103 meri\u021bi o r\u0103splat\u0103<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Faci toate eforturile s\u0103 fii mama perfect\u0103. Fiica perfect\u0103. Nepoata perfect\u0103. Eleva perfect\u0103. Angajata perfect\u0103. \u0218efa perfect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nici naiba nu zice mul\u021bumesc, pentru c\u0103 hei, e\u0219ti doar o femeie \u0219i mentalitatea popular\u0103 zice c\u0103 orice ai tu de oferit se cuvine de la sine, pentru c\u0103 rolul femeii e s\u0103 se tot \u00eempart\u0103 pe tav\u0103, ca br\u00e2nza la sampling? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

How about s\u0103 nu mai acumulezi frustr\u0103ri \u0219i draci, ci s\u0103 le dai fr\u00e2u liber, cump\u0103r\u00e2ndu-\u021bi tot ce \u00ee\u021bi doreai \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi era ru\u0219ine s\u0103 recuno\u0219ti? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parfumul \u0103la minunat, care te teleporteaz\u0103 direct pe Champs-\u00c9lys\u00e9es? E la reducere. Fondul de ten care \u00ee\u021bi ascunde toate deciziile gre\u0219ite \u0219i nop\u021bile nedormite? E \u0219i el la reducere. Crema antirid care \u00ee\u021bi \u0219terge zece ani de pe fa\u021b\u0103? LA REDUCERE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, s\u0103 nu dai iama \u00een ele? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

c) Nici gigel nu se re\u021bine, dac\u0103 \u00eei place ceva scump <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am c\u00e2teva prietene divor\u021bate, ale c\u0103ror frustr\u0103ri arat\u0103 a\u0219a: Fat\u0103\u0103\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi imaginezi c\u0103 eu m\u00e2ncam p\u00e2ine cu mu\u0219tar s\u0103 ne pl\u0103tim rata la cas\u0103, iar el \u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103ra undi\u021be de 2.000 de lei? Po\u021bi s\u0103-\u021bi imaginezi c\u0103 f\u0103ceam foamea \u0219i el cump\u0103ra rahaturi pentru joc de sute de euro, \u00een timp ce nu d\u0103dea nici un chior la chirie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, pot. \u0218i vina e a voastr\u0103 c\u0103, din team\u0103 de singur\u0103tate, v-a\u021bi combinat cu ni\u0219te idio\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u0219i tu meri\u021bi s\u0103 te r\u0103sfe\u021bi, \u0219i tu meri\u021bi clipa aia c\u00e2nd scapi fr\u00e2nele bugetului din m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i tu meri\u021bi s\u0103 sim\u021bi bucuria aia profund\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it curierul \u00ee\u021bi livreaz\u0103 produsul visat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

d) Pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti o zei\u021b\u0103 \u0219i meri\u021bi pus\u0103 \u00een valoare<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O piele corect \u00eengrijit\u0103 te \u00eentinere\u0219te \u0219i te \u00eenfrumuse\u021beaz\u0103. Un machiaj glam te \u00eentinere\u0219te \u0219i te \u00eenfrumuse\u021beaz\u0103. Iar c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi place \u0219i \u021bie ce vezi, e\u0219ti gata s\u0103 cucere\u0219ti lumea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu te teme s\u0103 fii frumoas\u0103. E at\u00e2t de u\u0219or \u0219i se simte at\u00e2t de bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

e) Pentru c\u0103 te elibereaz\u0103 de stres <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oric\u00e2t\u0103 presiune ai avea de la toat\u0103 lumea din via\u021ba ta, totul e uitat c\u00e2nd sun\u0103 curierul \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103: V\u0103 g\u0103sesc la adres\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A, deci lada de comori minunate e la un minut de mine. Tot ce mi-am dorit vine \u00eentr-o cutie de carton. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, b\u0103iatule. M\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti la adres\u0103. Te a\u0219tept ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd mi-ai aduce MAC \u0219i Yves Saint Laurent. Dar stai. Tu chiar \u00eemi aduci MAC \u0219i Yves Saint Laurent. A\u0219tept soneria aia de parc\u0103 ar fi ultima sonerie care va suna vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stai, ce m\u0103 enerva? Soacr\u0103-mea pis\u0103loag\u0103? D\u0103-o naibii de disperat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

f) Pentru c\u0103 te reinventezi <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Industria \u00eengrijirii personale e \u00een perpetu\u0103 evolu\u021bie, \u0219i mereu apare un fard mai bun, o crem\u0103 antirid mai eficient\u0103, un ruj mai persistent care nu usuc\u0103 buzele. De ce s\u0103 nu \u00eencerci ceva nou pentru tine, dac\u0103 tot e Black Friday de var\u0103? Via\u021ba e scurt\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103 te autoexperimentezi din toate pozi\u021biile, c\u00e2t mai e\u0219ti \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Altfel, vorba c\u00e2ntecului: “Life’s a b*tch and then you die. Voil\u00e0.” M\u0103car f\u0103-o s\u0103 fie a fancy b*tch, not a centur\u0103 b*tch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

g) Pentru c\u0103 po\u0163i <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Munce\u015fti toat\u0103 ziua. Ai banii t\u0103i. Ai tras tare pentru ei. \u0162i-ai investit onest toat\u0103 energia, toat\u0103 personalitatea, toat\u0103 creativitatea, \u015fi \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, uite banii. Acum, e r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u s\u0103 fii la cap\u0103tul pl\u0103cut al r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163ului. Bucur\u0103-te. Banii sunt un mijloc, nu un scop. Scopul final e bucuria. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

h) Pentru c\u0103 vrei <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015etii ce-\u0163i place \u015fi nu la\u015fi pe al\u0163ii s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 \u0163ie buget. Nu pe banii t\u0103i c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi sudoare. Iar acum, ce \u00ee\u0163i place e la un click distan\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

i) Pentru c\u0103 te iube\u015fti. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103-l cit\u0103m pe RuPaul: If you can’t love yourself, how you gonna love somebody else. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iube\u015fte-te cu cadouri fabuloase, de parc\u0103 ai fi un milionar, \u015fi tot tu ai fi propria ta sugar baby. Simte cum e s\u0103 fii la cap\u0103tul generozit\u0103\u0163ii infinite. Simte cum e s\u0103 te adori din cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n picioare. Pentru c\u0103 tu e\u015fti cea mai valoroas\u0103 posesiune a ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

j) REDUCERI. REDUCERI PE BUNE, CONSISTENTE, P\u00c2N\u0102 LA 40%. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Folose\u015fte codul summer \u015fi mir\u0103-te \u015fi tu de dimensiunea reducerii. “Ohhh, ce mare e.” Singura dimensiune care conteaz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u015fa e Black Friday la Notino. Pe care \u00eel po\u0163i accesa AICI<\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi introduci codul summer. Da, summer. Scurt \u015fi simplu, summer. \u015ei ai reduceri la branduri ca Versace, Armani, Clinique, Mugler, Calvin Klein \u015fi multe, multe altele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atac\u0103 linkul \u0103la ca \u015fi cum ai ataca tot ce vrei s\u0103 schimbi \u00een via\u0163a ta. Bag\u0103 codul summer. \u015ei f\u0103-\u0163i pl\u0103cerea. O meri\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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