{"id":25143,"date":"2023-07-15T12:56:08","date_gmt":"2023-07-15T09:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25143"},"modified":"2023-07-15T13:05:53","modified_gmt":"2023-07-15T10:05:53","slug":"e-oficial-firea-e-bye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/e-oficial-firea-e-bye\/","title":{"rendered":"E oficial, Firea e bye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dup\u0103 ce s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 ne-a \u021binut \u00een suspans \u0219i probabil c\u0103 s-a sf\u0103tuit pe interior ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, PSD a decis: a presat-o pe Gabriela Firea s\u0103 demisioneze din pozi\u021bia de ministru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tim cu to\u021bii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta, din experien\u0163a tuturor vedetelor politice “ejaculate” precedent de partid, de la Geoan\u0103 la Vanghelie \u015fi de la Ponta la Veorica. To\u0163i \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencropesc un partidu\u0163 de 14 membri, care nu se diferen\u0163iaz\u0103 cu nimic \u00een doctrin\u0103 \u015fi speech de partidul mam\u0103, prin urmare nu intereseaz\u0103 pe nimeni, pentru c\u0103 avem deja un PSD, nu are nimeni nevoie de versiuni m\u0103runte scoase la xeroxul vechi din pivni\u0163a sediului, \u0103la r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 cerneal\u0103; se agit\u0103 pu\u0163in, apoi se retrag undeva afar\u0103 din vizorul media \u015fi se dau rotunzi cu vecinii \u015fi familia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 a sosit momentul s\u0103-i spunem adio frumoasei \u015fi inteligentei Gabriela Firea, cel pu\u0163in \u00een calitate de om politic. Probabil c\u0103 peste dou\u0103 luni \u00ee\u015fi va face blog culinar ca Dragnea, sau va \u00eenfiin\u0163a postul de radio Voluntari FM, s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la prima ei pasiune, jurnalismul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam \u0103sta e traseul \u00een PSD. Te tolereaz\u0103 c\u00e2t timp ai bun sim\u0163, pe sistemul “s\u0103 fure, maic\u0103, dar s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi treab\u0103”. Asta p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd devii exagerat de obraznic sau exagerat de ho\u0163, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care au adversarii cu ce s\u0103 se lege de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 devii exagerat de obraznic, \u00ee\u0163i \u00eensceneaz\u0103 ei o pies\u0103 de teatru contemporan\u0103, de obicei printr-o servit\u0103 pe la revistele de investiga\u0163ie. Dac\u0103 devii exagerat de ho\u0163, te \u0163in o vreme \u00een bra\u0163e – cam cum au f\u0103cut cu foodie-ul vostru preferat Liviu Dragnea – dar c\u00e2nd se ajunge \u00een punctul \u00een care se pierd procente la vot din cauza ta, e\u015fti out \u015fi l\u0103sat prad\u0103 furiei elementelor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Faptul c\u0103 Firea e doar out, nu \u015fi prad\u0103 furiei elementelor, e vizibil din faptul c\u0103, de\u015fi gigelul administrator al azilelor groazei era cum\u0103tru \u015fi cu ea, \u015fi cu Pandele – ea a c\u0103zut la datorie, dar Pandele e neatins ca un strat de z\u0103pad\u0103 proasp\u0103t a\u015fternut\u0103 pe o poian\u0103 din codrul secular. Agitprop-ul a fost dirijat specific la adresa ei – de unde deducem c\u0103 e cazul 1: a fost exagerat de obraznic\u0103. \u00cen rest, nenum\u0103rate institu\u0163ii fac o treab\u0103 absolut atroce, se \u015ftie \u015fi nimeni nu are nici o treab\u0103 cu asta. \u0162ip\u0103 activi\u015ftii c\u0103 uite ce orori se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acolo \u015fi li se r\u0103spunde cu “asta e Rom\u00e2nia”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu chiar o cred pe Firea c\u0103 nu \u015ftia ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een azil. \u00cen fond, Firea era toat\u0103 ziua la Bucure\u015fti, preocupat\u0103 s\u0103 se scalde \u00een gloria ei de ministreas\u0103. C\u00e2nd trecea pe la Voluntari, o f\u0103cea s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce o ciorb\u0103, s\u0103 doarm\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 mai pozeze \u00een nevast\u0103 ortodox\u0103 smerit\u0103 \u015fi cu frica lui Dumnezeu. Chiar cred c\u0103 nu s-a \u00eentrerupt din scrolat site-ul Luisaviaroma dup\u0103 reduceri s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe pe cum\u0103tru: \u015ei zi, b\u0103, ce mai e pe la voi \u00een azil, pentru c\u0103 o durea la basc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 cineva ar importa franciza The Real Housewives of Romania, Firea ar fi ideal\u0103 pentru distribu\u0163ie. E o diferen\u0163\u0103 at\u00e2t de mare \u00eentre persoana real\u0103 Firea: o monden\u0103 inteligent\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de scrupule \u015fi egocentric\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la paroxism \u015fi nevestismul ortodox \u00een care pozeaz\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t am ob\u0163ine ore \u00een \u015fir de comedie delirant\u0103. Cu zero efort scenaristic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei aici e, undeva, marea mea triste\u0163e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd Firea a candidat la prim\u0103rie \u00een 2015 – 2016, \u00eemi amintesc c\u0103 au votat-o buluc prietene \u015fi cititoare ale mele care urau PSD din r\u0103runchi, dar voiau s\u0103 vad\u0103 o femeie inteligent\u0103 la c\u00e2rm\u0103. Firea ar fi avut ocazia s\u0103 reprezinte femeile \u015fi s\u0103 creeze o diferen\u0163\u0103 real\u0103 pentru ele. \u015ei ar fi dus-o mintea s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, pentru c\u0103 Firea e un om inteligent \u015fi articulat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Decizia de a \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fa nevestismul ortodox, smerenia \u015fi un discurs de tipul “la crati\u0163\u0103, f\u0103”, \u015fi abera\u0163iile de tipul “avem nevoie de b\u0103rba\u0163i puternici” blabla i-au pierdut toate aceste voturi. \u015ei tu, Brutus? Dac\u0103 voiam b\u0103rba\u0163i puternici care s\u0103 ne trimit\u0103 la crati\u0163\u0103, votam direct b\u0103rba\u0163i puternici care s\u0103 ne trimit\u0103 la crati\u0163\u0103. Las\u0103 femeile cu fe\u0163e de neveste ortodoxe, cum au fost Maria B\u0103sescu sau Viorica D\u0103ncil\u0103, s\u0103 ne explice cum e cu nevestismul ortodox. Fii the b*d b**tch you were always meant to be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 Firea alegea s\u0103 fie primul lider feminist autentic al Rom\u00e2niei, ar fi avut enorm de c\u00e2\u015ftigat. \u015ei ea, \u015fi implicit prin ea PSD. Pentru c\u0103, sincer, votantele din Rom\u00e2nia, mai ales cele care nu le au cu nevestismul ortodox, sunt neglijate de toat\u0103 lumea. \u015ei suntem c\u00e2teva milioane. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar hei, c\u00e2nd nu evaluezi corect pia\u0163a, pierzi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sorry, G\u0103bi\u0163a. Dar promit s\u0103 dau subscribe canalului de youtube pe care o s\u0103 te vedem cam din toamn\u0103. Moda pentru milfuri sexy, de exemplu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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