{"id":25203,"date":"2023-08-07T01:17:28","date_gmt":"2023-08-06T22:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25203"},"modified":"2023-08-07T01:17:31","modified_gmt":"2023-08-06T22:17:31","slug":"despre-experienta-magnifica-a-dusurilor-reci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-experienta-magnifica-a-dusurilor-reci\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre experien\u021ba magnific\u0103 a du\u0219urilor reci"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Salut, sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi sunt alco… Stai, nu despre asta e postarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Salut, sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi, de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, fac du\u015furi reci \u00een fiecare zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Punctez, nu e din ini\u0163iativa mea. S-a trezit furnizorul de ap\u0103 cald\u0103 c\u0103 are probleme cu \u0163eava, probleme pe care nu le-a reparat de la nunta lui Mihai Viteazul \u00eencoace. \u015ei acum, face repara\u0163ii, \u015fi ne \u0163ine pe ap\u0103 rece de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen prima zi, am \u00eenc\u0103lzit ap\u0103 la oal\u0103 \u015fi am prestat sp\u0103lare mamaie style. Seara, dup\u0103 o zi de canicul\u0103, am zis what the heck, m-am aruncat \u00een cad\u0103 \u015fi am dat drumul la du\u015f. Apa rece a fost delicioas\u0103. Ca un bax de beri \u015fi o caserol\u0103 de un kg de \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103, minus caloriile. Note to self: pe asta cu du\u015ful rece o bag \u00een re\u0163etar pentru serile de var\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu m-am panicat. Cam la c\u00e2teva luni, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 revizii \u00een blocul meu. Se opre\u015fte pentru o zi ba apa, ba gazul, ba cutare. A doua zi de diminea\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut c\u0103 revizia continu\u0103, am zis ce c”’t. Dar mi-era lene s\u0103 mai fierb ap\u0103 la oal\u0103, deci am s\u0103rit \u00een cad\u0103 ca \u00een seara de dinainte, am zis: ce poate s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple r\u0103u, \u015fi am dat drumul la apa rece. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd m-a atins, a fost ca un bici. Veneam de la c\u0103ldurica patului \u015fi a m\u00e2\u0163ului, Apa era rece de t\u00e2mpeai. Dar dup\u0103 \u015focul ini\u0163ial, m-a cuprins o energie ca-n Furios \u015fi iute al nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2telea. M-am s\u0103punit vijelios, m-am cl\u0103tit \u015fi mai vijelios, \u015fi \u00een gen 3 minute, du\u015ful a fost gata. C\u00e2nd e ap\u0103 cald\u0103, eu m\u0103 l\u0103f\u0103i \u00een du\u015f. M\u0103 \u00eentorc pe toate p\u0103r\u0163ile. M\u0103 relaxez. A\u015f putea face un film de 20 de minute cu tot ce fac eu sub du\u015ful cald, dar nu am chef de un nou scandal online. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, cu du\u015ful rece, nu mi-ar ie\u015fi nici m\u0103car de un YouTube short. Pot spune c\u0103 gestionez ecologic resursele planetei. How Greta Thunberg of me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, seara, c\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103 grea, am sunat pe dl. administrator al blocului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, cam c\u00e2t dureaz\u0103 lipsa asta de ap\u0103 cald\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u00e2n\u0103 pe 11 august, cu posibilitate de prelungire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 CET Sud \u00ee\u015fi freac\u0103 \u0163eava. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i \u015fi nu merge s\u0103 i-o frec eu, s\u0103 termin\u0103m repede \u015fi s\u0103 revenim la programul obi\u015fnuit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Omul, obi\u015fnuit cu glumele proaste signature style by Lorena Lupu, a oftat obosit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 mergea, v\u0103 contactam noi cu propunerea. Sunt repara\u0163ii complexe \u015fi stau multe str\u0103zi f\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103 cald\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar deeee ceee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Domni\u015foar\u0103, o \u00eentrebare. Prefera\u0163i s\u0103 fie acum, vara, sau ar fi fost mai mi\u015fto iarna, pe frig? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, ok, \u00een\u0163eleg. M\u0103car spune\u0163i-mi c\u0103 v\u0103 pare r\u0103u pentru disconfortul creat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar nu l-am creat eu. \u015ei eu stau cu dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een bloc, \u015fi eu m\u0103 chinui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fair point. \u015ei m-am b\u0103gat \u00een cad\u0103 etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de du\u015furi reci, constat c\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

a) b\u0103ile mele sunt feeric de eficiente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sar \u00een cad\u0103, s\u0103punesc, cl\u0103tesc, prosop. O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de timp \u015fi de ap\u0103 economisite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

b) somnul sare c\u00e2t colo <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oric\u00e2t ai fi de rupt \u015fi de terminat de somn, apa rece e ca resuscitarea electric\u0103. \u015ei asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 te la\u015fi de cafea? Hell no. Apa rece e de moment. Dou\u0103zeci de minute mai t\u00e2rziu, dormitezi \u00een metrou. Cafeaua e baza. Bine, eu dormitez \u00een metrou oricum, e un mod de a-mi odihni ochii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

c) parc\u0103 tolerez mai u\u015for canicula <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu prea are sens. Medicii recomand\u0103 ceai cald \u015fi alte de-astea. Dar eu dup\u0103 un du\u015f rece nu m\u0103 mai chinui at\u00e2t de tare cu c\u0103ldura. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

d) mi-am rezolvat un c\u00e2rcel recurent <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am un c\u00e2rcel \u00een gamba st\u00e2ng\u0103. Mai fidel dec\u00e2t i-a fost Romeo Julietei. De obicei, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 la oboseal\u0103, la stres \u015fi dup\u0103 efort fizic. \u00cel am de pe la 12 ani, deci e pedofil. \u015ei \u00eemi aresteaz\u0103 to\u0163i mu\u015fchii gambei \u015fi ai t\u0103lpii. C\u00e2nd am avut Covid, m-a terorizat de-a dreptul, am urlat de durere. Vecinii n-au intervenit. Erau convin\u015fi c\u0103 fac vocalize heavy metal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De c\u00e2nd cu b\u0103ile astea reci, prietenul meu, c\u00e2rcelul, e dat la disp\u0103ru\u0163i. \u015ei nu pot spune c\u0103 pl\u00e2ng de dorul lui. Bine, probabil c\u0103 dac\u0103 voi face baie rece \u00een ianuarie, nu va fi acela\u015fi efect, dar pe moment e ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

e) o stare general\u0103 de bine <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u015ftiu de ce te sim\u0163i ca la 20 de ani, f\u0103r\u0103 griji \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 bani, dup\u0103 ce te torturezi singur cu ap\u0103 rece. Dar a\u015fa te sim\u0163i. Parc\u0103 \u0163i-a luat cineva un bagaj de 10 kg din spinare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

f) o r\u0103ceal\u0103 cobz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doar nu v\u0103 a\u015ftepta\u0163i s\u0103 fie all quiet on the Western front, nu? Am r\u0103cit. Vara. C\u00e2nd al\u0163ii au insola\u0163ie, eu iau parasinus \u015fi \u00eemi suflu muci galben-verzui \u00een timp ce beau ap\u0103 cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie. Nu, nu ceai. Nu voi aplica sfatul \u0103la cu ceai pe canicul\u0103 nici dac\u0103 via\u0163a mea depinde de asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 scriu o nou\u0103 melodie: CET Sud, s\u0103 te ***! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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