{"id":25243,"date":"2023-08-17T01:26:45","date_gmt":"2023-08-16T22:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25243"},"modified":"2023-08-17T01:26:48","modified_gmt":"2023-08-16T22:26:48","slug":"cum-au-ajuns-gigeii-sa-se-ia-de-salvamari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-au-ajuns-gigeii-sa-se-ia-de-salvamari\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum au ajuns gigeii s\u0103 se ia de salvamari"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mie nu-mi place la mare. S\u0103 stai pe plaj\u0103 e boring. M\u00e2ncarea e infect\u0103 \u0219i scump\u0103, iar acolo unde e bun\u0103, e foarte scump\u0103. Caz\u0103rile sunt ur\u00e2te cu crengi, iar acolo unde arat\u0103 bine, sunt monstruos de scumpe. Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, gher\u021boiala infect\u0103 a celor mai oribile scursuri ale societ\u0103\u021bii, adunate s\u0103 fac\u0103 parad\u0103 de mitoc\u0103nie \u0219i arogan\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De exemplu, ieri, la Eforie Nord, salvamarii au arborat steagul ro\u0219u de pericol, pentru c\u0103 marea era agitat\u0103. Reamintesc celor care nu prea intr\u0103 pe net, \u0219ase persoane au murit zilele astea. O pu\u0219toaic\u0103 a ignorat avertismentul de pericol \u0219i a vrut s\u0103 fac\u0103 b\u0103i\u021b\u0103. Au luat-o valurile, au dus-o departe. Ni\u0219te domni binevoitori au vrut s-o salveze, i-a luat apa \u0219i pe ei. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care au reu\u0219it salvamarii s\u0103-i pescuiasc\u0103, to\u021bi erau la un date cu Sf. Petru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u0103udabil\u0103 inten\u021bia acelor oameni de bine, dar c\u00e2nd mergi \u00een natur\u0103 oriunde, dac\u0103 expertul de la fa\u021ba locului \u00ee\u021bi spune s\u0103 stai pe \u021b\u0103rm, stai pe f**ing \u021b\u0103rm \u0219i la\u0219i profesioni\u0219tii s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. \u0218i av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere decesele recente, salvamarii au v\u0103zut c\u0103 din nou e cu valuri mari \u0219i pericol de \u00eenec, \u0219i au avertizat turi\u0219tii s\u0103 nu intre \u00een mare, pentru propria lor siguran\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar la Eforie Nord, s-a adunat confreria \u021b\u0103r\u0103noilor de pretutindeni. \u0218i \u0103\u0219tia au s\u0103rit la smardoial\u0103, c\u00e2nd li s-a zis frumos c\u0103 steagul ro\u0219ii \u00eenseamn\u0103, pe scurt, stai \u00een c**rul t\u0103u pe plaj\u0103, bea o beric\u0103 \u0219i bucur\u0103-te c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. Un bou a aruncat cu piatr\u0103 \u00eentr-un salvamar aflat pe skijet \u0219i de acolo, s-a dezl\u0103n\u021buit ditamai caftul de drojdieri de periferie oftica\u021bi c\u0103 se \u00eenchide c\u00e2rciuma la 4 diminea\u021ba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe cine nu la\u0219i s\u0103 moar\u0103 nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u0219tia nu \u00een\u021beleg o idee simpl\u0103, desenat\u0103. Steag ro\u0219u \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu intri \u00een ap\u0103, dac\u0103-\u021bi place s\u0103 fii viu. Iar noi ne a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 ideea complex\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i femeia e om \u0219i are dreptul la decizii \u0219i priorit\u0103\u021bi proprii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una peste alta, domni salvamari, dac\u0103 mai vede\u021bi specimene ca astea m\u00e2rl\u0103nindu-se la voi \u0219i tr\u0103g\u00e2nd tare spre ap\u0103 c\u00e2nd li se explic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e periculos, eu zic s\u0103-i l\u0103sa\u021bi. E steag ro\u0219u de imbecilitate \u0219i planeta asta e deja suprapopulat\u0103. Hai s\u0103 permitem s\u0103 devin\u0103 locuibil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mie nu-mi place la mare. S\u0103 stai pe plaj\u0103 e boring. M\u00e2ncarea e infect\u0103 \u0219i scump\u0103, iar acolo unde e bun\u0103, e foarte scump\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/flag-1488032_1280.jpg?fit=620%2C372&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25245,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25243\/revisions\/25245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}