{"id":25292,"date":"2023-08-30T10:57:02","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25292"},"modified":"2023-08-30T10:57:05","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:57:05","slug":"ce-l-as-invata-pe-fiul-meu-despre-femei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-l-as-invata-pe-fiul-meu-despre-femei\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce l-a\u0219 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba pe fiul meu despre femei"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lucram eu la un proiect personal pe o teras\u0103, cu un frappe \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Al\u0103turi, doi tipi mai maturi beau bere \u0219i discutau despre copii. \u0218i zice unul: \u201eB\u0103, c\u00e2nd se face fiic\u0103-mea mare, \u00eei zic s\u0103 se p**e pe to\u021bi h\u0103ndr\u0103l\u0103ii, c\u0103 oricum cei mai mul\u021bi umbl\u0103 s\u0103 f \u0219i s\u0103 lase.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Low-key m-am amuzat. Un tat\u0103 de fat\u0103 devine un misandru mai feroce dec\u00e2t o feminist\u0103 de valul al treilea. Dac\u0103 vreuna din femeile pe care le-a abordat la tinere\u021be l-ar fi tratat cu textele pe care i le bag\u0103 el \u00een cap fiic\u0103-sii, ar fi fug\u0103rit-o cu furci \u0219i topoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar mi-am pus problema: dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea un fiu, ce l-a\u0219 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba despre femei? \u0218i dac\u0103 mi-am pus-o, v-o pun \u0219i vou\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt eu, fire generoas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. S\u0103 ai cerc vast de prietene <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\u0103rba\u021bii care nu au femei prietene se observ\u0103 de la o po\u0219t\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 comunice, nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 se poarte, nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 duc\u0103 o conversa\u021bie, iar dac\u0103 nu le-a dat Dumnezeu intelect de IT sau de inginer, dou\u0103 joburi unde abilit\u0103\u021bile sociale sunt irelevante, ajung paznici de noapte la fabrica ora\u0219ului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\u0103rbatul f\u0103r\u0103 prietene e ca-n bancul cu Bul\u0103 care voia iubit\u0103. Prin urmare, aborda toate femeile cu: Te f&#8230;? \u0218i \u00ee\u0219i lua po\u0219ete \u00een cap \u0219i sudalme. Se \u00eendur\u0103 de el \u0218trul\u0103 \u0219i zice: Nu a\u0219a, b\u0103i, tontule. \u00cent\u00e2i intri \u00een vorb\u0103, creezi o conexiune. Ai \u00een\u021beles? Normaaal c\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles. Exact \u00een momentul \u0103la, iese o splendoare de la baie. Bul\u0103 se pro\u021b\u0103pe\u0219te prompt \u00een fa\u021ba ei \u0219i, cu siguran\u021b\u0103 maxim\u0103 \u00een voce, \u00eentreab\u0103: Te c\u0103ca\u0219i, f\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\u0103rba\u021bii f\u0103r\u0103 prietene sunt to\u021bi din tagma #tec\u0103ca\u0219if\u0103. Prin urmare, femeile \u00eei evit\u0103 de zici c\u0103 au bube. Exist\u0103 o art\u0103 a fine\u021bii sociale pe care n-o deprinzi dec\u00e2t de la femeile cu care e\u0219ti prieten \u0219i care se \u00eendur\u0103 s\u0103 te ajute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. S\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi exprimi interesul amoros f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 testeze dac\u0103 e oportun. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poate cel mai prost sfat din tagma p\u0103reri\u0219tilor lui Tate e s\u0103 insi\u0219ti ca boul cu femei care nu te vor. Nu doar c\u0103 nu e atractiv, dar slav\u0103 Domnului, dac\u0103 sari calul, femeia te \u0219i poate reclama la poli\u021bie. Slav\u0103 domnului de ce? Pentru c\u0103 gigeii obseda\u021bi pot s\u0103 inventeze orice. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea cinci lei pentru fiecare \u201efac rost de adresa ta \u0219i te sparg \u00een b\u0103taie\u201d, a\u0219 scrie acest text din Tahiti. Am avut droaie de b\u0103g\u0103tori \u00een seam\u0103 care mi-au spus c\u0103 au poze cu mine goal\u0103 de la v-chat. Nefiind prea inteligen\u021bi, \u00eenc\u0103 nu au \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 reclam\u0103 la v-chat NU e totuna cu a face tu v-chat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iar eu sunt vulpe trecut\u0103 prin ciur \u0219i d\u00e2rmon, nu m\u0103 mai sperie vr\u0103jeala. Dar copilele naive de 16 ani pot chiar s\u0103-i cread\u0103 pe \u0103ia \u0219i s\u0103 cedeze la presiune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eP\u0103i asta nu e bine, Lorena? \u00cen fond, dac\u0103 a cedat la presiune, se cheam\u0103 c\u0103 i-a tras-o.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi, c\u00e2teva luni dup\u0103, pl\u00e2ngere de h\u0103r\u021buire la poli\u021bie. Are rost? Nu mai bine mergi la lucr\u0103toare profesioniste \u0219i \u0219tii c\u0103 nu ai luat nimic cu japca de la nimeni? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti interesat, nu te arunca precum musca la miere, ci urm\u0103re\u0219te pu\u021bin de la distan\u021b\u0103 cum st\u0103 treaba <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 te bagi \u00een seam\u0103 cu o replic\u0103 de ag\u0103\u021bat, o for\u021bezi pe femeie fie s\u0103 intre \u00een sictir mode, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un oarecare, sau \u00een eschiv\u0103 politicoas\u0103 mode, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti patronul ei \u0219i ei \u00eei pl\u00e2ng copiii de foame acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar dac\u0103 stai \u00een banca ta \u0219i nu dai fr\u00e2u liber testosteronului s\u0103lt\u0103re\u021b, apuci s-o chiar cuno\u0219ti. Pentru c\u0103 nu pui presiune aiurea pe ea, o vezi cum e ea normal\u0103, \u00een via\u021ba ei de zi cu zi. Dac\u0103 e bun\u0103 sau rea, dac\u0103 e politicoas\u0103 sau arogant\u0103, dac\u0103 se \u021bine de cuv\u00e2nt, dac\u0103 tinde s\u0103 caute scandal din orice \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. Cel mai bine cuno\u0219ti o femeie din ipostaza \u00een care o la\u0219i \u00een pace. Dac\u0103 o stresezi, vezi doar latura ei care reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 la stres. Cu lupt\u0103 sau fug\u0103. Dac\u0103 deja testezi lupta sau fuga, po\u021bi s\u0103 faci direct roleplay de divor\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. Nu agasa cu preten\u021bii de rela\u021bie o femeie care nu se vrea \u00eentr-o rela\u021bie \u0219i nu plimba cu vorba aiurea o femeie care se vrea nevast\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Din cele mai vechi timpuri, b\u0103rba\u021bii se mint singuri c\u0103 pot schimba o femeie. Realitatea e c\u0103 nu po\u021bi face miel din lup, \u0219i nici lup din miel. Decide din start dac\u0103 preferi lupii sau mieii \u0219i caut\u0103 direct ce \u021bi se potrive\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reversul: c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2te una \u00een po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: iubi e zg\u00e2rcit, cum \u00eel fac s\u0103 fie generos? Nicicum. Nu doar c\u0103 nu devine, dar mai \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u021bi poarte pic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u00eel \u0219antajezi financiar. Caut\u0103 direct un b\u0103rbat care g\u0103se\u0219te pl\u0103cere \u00een a te r\u0103sf\u0103\u021ba. \u0102luia nu trebuie s\u0103-i ceri nimic, c\u0103-\u021bi d\u0103 el din proprie ini\u021biativ\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pe scurt, sfatul meu nu doar pentru b\u0103iat, ci pentru ambii este: stai \u00een banca ta, s\u0103 cuno\u0219ti mai bine omul. C\u0103, de multe ori, dup\u0103 ce-l cuno\u0219ti mai bine, consta\u021bi c\u0103 nu e ce trebuie. \u0218i mai bine consta\u021bi de la distan\u021b\u0103, dec\u00e2t la divor\u021b scump cu partaj de zeci de mii de euro \u0219i firme  f\u0103cute terci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar 4 are un alt avantaj, \u0219i anume <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. A\u0219a, te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u0219ti de persoana \u00een sine, nu de ideea iubirii perfecte din mintea ta. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt mul\u021bi gigei care spun c\u0103 vor o iubit\u0103, \u0219i gigele care spun c\u0103 vor un iubit. Dar c\u00e2nd ies cu cineva \u00een ora\u0219, nu fac efort s\u0103-l cunoasc\u0103. \u00cei atrage mai mult ideea de iubire perfect\u0103, dec\u00e2t persoana concret\u0103 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei. \u0218i ceea ce nu \u0219tiu despre om completeaz\u0103 cu fantezii romantice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Numai c\u0103 nici un om \u00een carne \u0219i oase, cu defecte \u0219i furuncul \u00een zona dorsal\u0103, nu are cum s\u0103 devin\u0103 personajul \u201eideea iubirii perfecte\u201d. A\u0219a cum nici tu nu e\u0219ti ideea iubirii perfecte. To\u021bi suntem oameni, fiecare dintre noi se lupt\u0103 cu propriul furuncul, iar secretul a ceea ce numim iubire e s\u0103 ne plac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2dem \u00eempreun\u0103 unul de furunculul celuilalt \u0219i fiecare de al lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ideea acestei metafore extinse e c\u0103 dac\u0103 te amuz\u0103 defectele cuiva, u are good. Dar dac\u0103 v\u0103 pretinde\u021bi reciproc perfec\u021biune, ve\u021bi ajunge la partajul antemen\u021bionat \u0219i ve\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi lingurile. Iar dac\u0103 sunt \u00een num\u0103r impar, v\u0103 ve\u021bi certa ca chiorii pe ultima. Dup\u0103 ce mi-ai m\u00e2ncat tinere\u021bea \u0219i \u00eencrederea \u00een oameni, mai vrei s\u0103-mi iei \u0219i lingura, tenmor\u021biitei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6. S\u0103 nu \u00eencerce s\u0103 minimalizeze \/ discrediteze o femeie. Ever<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNeggingul\u201d predat de Tate \u0219i discipolii lui \u021bine p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd femeia se satur\u0103 de prostia ta, \u00ee\u021bi toarn\u0103 berea \u00een cap \u0219i pleac\u0103. C\u00e2teva minute, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un oarecare, c\u00e2\u021biva ani dac\u0103 e\u0219ti Irinel Columbeanu \u0219i-o sponsorizezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen rest, Shakespeare o zice bine. \u201eHell hath no fury like a woman scorned.\u201d \u0218i o s\u0103-\u021bi trag\u0103 pre\u0219ul de sub picioare c\u00e2nd o s\u0103-\u021bi fie lumea mai drag\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fii nonconflictual cu femei, c\u0103 ele nu uit\u0103 \u0219i nu iart\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7. Nu at\u00e2rna dup\u0103 femei care nu te plac. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103i n-ai zis tu s\u0103 fie prieten? Da, am zis s\u0103 fie prieten, nu s\u0103 orbiteze \u0219i s\u0103 lase d\u00e2r\u0103 de bale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 o placi pe una \u0219i e reciproc, o s\u0103 sim\u021bi. O femeie \u00eendr\u0103gostit\u0103 e ca o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 artezian\u0103. Chiar dac\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se re\u021bin\u0103, vezi cum \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te dorin\u021ba din ea trei metri \u00een zare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar dac\u0103 observi c\u0103 orice \u00eencercare de apropiere e urmat\u0103 de eschive \u0219i scuze, \u00ceN\u021aELEGE c\u0103 nu e s\u0103 fie \u0219i opre\u0219te-te. Nu fii \u0103la care d\u0103 bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba la cafelu\u021b\u0103 \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 zi de zi, chit c\u0103 nu prime\u0219te r\u0103spuns niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Diferen\u021ba dintre un latin lover senzual \u0219i un violator nemernic e CONSIM\u021a\u0102M\u00c2NTUL FEMEII. Nu pretinde c\u0103 se \u00een\u021belege de la sine. Nimeni nu-\u021bi datoreaz\u0103 nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8. Nu fi zg\u00e2rc\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u021ain de vreo zece ani rubrica po\u0219ta redac\u021biei. Mi s-au pl\u00e2ns nenum\u0103tate femei de bani prea pu\u021bini sau de b\u0103rba\u021bi zg\u00e2rci\u021bi, dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu mi s-a pl\u00e2ns niciuna c\u0103 are to\u021bi ace\u0219ti bani \u0219i nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu ei, sau c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul le acoper\u0103 cu exagerat de multe cadouri \u0219i nu mai au loc \u00een cas\u0103 de ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ia-o a\u0219a: chiar dac\u0103 contribui \u0219i tu la munca domestic\u0103, ea va face grosul. Dac\u0103 ve\u021bi avea copii, corpul ei va duce sarcina \u0219i se va modifica \u00een urma ei.  Ea trebuie s\u0103 renun\u021be la vin nou\u0103 luni \u0219i s\u0103 i se l\u0103b\u0103r\u021beze p\u0103s\u0103rica pentru a-l aduce pe lume. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea de ales, a\u0219 alege rolul care trebuie doar s\u0103 dea cu cardul,  pentru c\u0103 mi se pare infinit mai u\u0219or. Dar dac\u0103 ea face toate astea \u0219i tu nu intuie\u0219ti c\u0103 se presupune s\u0103 dai cu cardul, e\u0219ti degeaba ca b\u0103rbat. Se descurc\u0103 mai bine f\u0103r\u0103 tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. \u021aine u\u0219a babelor de la bloc <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2i \u0219omer, \u0219i una are o nepoat\u0103 HR la o firm\u0103 unde g\u0103se\u0219ti jobul vie\u021bii tale. Cu c\u00e2t o arzi pe arogan\u021b\u0103 gigeleasc\u0103, cu at\u00e2t st\u00e2rne\u0219ti mai mult\u0103 antipatie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10. Nu promite ceva ce nu inten\u021bionezi s\u0103 faci <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentru c\u0103 femeile te monitorizeaz\u0103 ca pe cotele apelor Dun\u0103rii. \u0218i din secunda \u00een care ai zis c\u0103 aci o chestie \u0219i apoi te faci c\u0103 ai uitat, nivelul de respect scade ca ghe\u021barii de la poluri afecta\u021bi de \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cam astea ar fi sfaturile pe care le-a\u0219 da eu fiului meu &#8211; dac\u0103 ar exista &#8211; despre femei. Voi ce i-a\u021bi zice? (Men\u021biune: NUMAI sfaturi de bun sim\u021b. \u201eF**-le pe toate \u0219i apoi f\u0103-le tot tu pe ele c**e\u201d e cu block instant.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac articolele de opinie, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucram eu la un proiect personal pe o teras\u0103, cu un frappe \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. 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