Au urmat ni\u0219te filme… uhm. Nu vreau s\u0103 fac afirma\u021bii tran\u0219ante. S-o pun altfel, \u00een aceast\u0103 postare vom acoperi anii 1985 \u0219i 1986. Iar din punctul de vedere al lui Johnny Depp, ace\u0219ti doi ani au \u00eensemnat trei filme: comedia \u201ePrivate Resort\u201d, filmul de r\u0103zboi \u201dPlatoon\u201d \u0219i murder mystery-ul \u201dSlowburn.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
M-am uitat la aceste trei filme \u0219i am oftat: at\u00e2t de \u201eanii 80\u201d. Totul amplu, g\u0103l\u0103gios, teatral. Toate bun\u0103ciunile erau obligatoriu blonde, cu talia sub\u021bire \u0219i forme rotunde, \u0219i absolut toate aveau unul \u0219i acela\u0219i mod de a vorbi, foarte emfatic \u0219i fals, \u201eeu sunt diva fatal\u0103 a acestui film, ai \u00een\u021beles, p\u00e2rlitule?\u201d To\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii buni erau \u0219ateni \u0219i musculo\u0219i. To\u021bi b\u0103ie\u021bii r\u0103i sunt sp\u0103l\u0103ci\u021bi \u0219i sc\u00e2rbo\u0219i. Iar implauzibilul caricatural e la el acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00een toate, Johnny Depp arat\u0103 adolescentin \u0219i frumos de te ia cu r\u0103cori \u0219i c\u0103lduri simultane. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201ePrivate Resort\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n E o comedie at\u00e2t de stupid\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t devine genial\u0103 prin nivelul de stupizenie pe care izbute\u0219te s\u0103-l ating\u0103. Dumb and Dumber wishes. Depp \u0219i Rob Morrow, adolescentini \u0219i \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103tori, se duc \u00eentr-o sta\u021biune de lux pentru milionari din Florida. Au f\u0103cut rost de o camer\u0103 pentru un weekend \u0219i vor s\u0103 se distreze. Dar gagicile \u00eei cam ignor\u0103. Toate sunt superbe, perfect modelate, \u0219i toate simt miros de bani \u00een zare. Nu dinspre \u0103\u0219tia doi adolescen\u021bi, desigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Apoi, \u00eencep o serie de ne\u00een\u021belegeri de comedie clasic\u0103 fran\u021buzeasc\u0103, umor tras de p\u0103r, mult slapstick \u00een stil Stan \u0219i Bran, mult\u0103 piele (cred c\u0103 azi, filmul s-ar lansa direct pe site-ul care \u00eencepe cu p \u0219i se termin\u0103 cu \u201ehub\u201d), un ho\u021b care v\u00e2neaz\u0103 diamante, o bunicu\u021b\u0103 care gre\u0219e\u0219te aspirinele \u0219i ia afrodisiace \u0219i multe, multe, multe alte peripe\u021bii pe care, la un moment dat, le \u00eencasezi r\u00e2z\u00e2nd ca t\u00e2mpitul Nu neap\u0103rat cu filmul, ci la adresa filmului. Oricum, la final, \u0219i Depp \u0219i Morrow se aleg cu c\u00e2te o blond\u0103 superb\u0103, deci, all good. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Actoria e incredibil de proast\u0103 \u0219i de cli\u0219eic\u0103. Singurii care produc o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de emo\u021bie real\u0103 sunt Morrow \u0219i partenera acestuia, Emily Longstreth. O actri\u021b\u0103 de o carism\u0103 ireal\u0103, un fel de precursoare de Sharon Stone, dar despre care nu \u0219tim nimic. Am c\u0103utat-o. Se pare c\u0103 \u00een 1994 a disp\u0103rut f\u0103r\u0103 urme de pe o zi pe alta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Revenind la umorul profund retardat din acest film. E ca American Pie, reduc\u021bie concentrat\u0103 din toat\u0103 seria. Dar castul e at\u00e2t de frumos, \u00eenc\u00e2t te ui\u021bi ca fe\u021be \u0219i fese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103 nu mai aud pe nimeni c\u0103 vaaai, ce profund\u0103 e cinematografia veche \u0219i ce goal\u0103 de sens e cea nou\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201ePlatoon\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201ePlatoon\u201d e o capodoper\u0103. A c\u00e2\u0219tigat pe bun\u0103 dreptate Oscar pentru regie \u0219i cel mai bun film, Golden Globe pentru acelea\u0219i categorii \u0219i Ursul de Argint de la Berlin pentru regizorul Oliver Stone. E primul rol principal al lui Charlie Sheen, \u0219i e spectaculos s\u0103-i vezi \u0219i pe Sheen \u0219i pe Depp, at\u00e2t de tineri, de puri, de plini de pasiune artistic\u0103 \u0219i de lipsi\u021bi de controverse. Distribu\u021bia e completat\u0103 de grei ai deceniului, cum ar fi Willem Dafoe \u0219i Tom Berenger, \u0219i chiar dac\u0103 tema r\u0103zboiului nu te pasioneaz\u0103 deloc, filmul te \u021bine str\u00e2ns prin autenticitatea mesajului, prin interpret\u0103rile actorice\u0219ti care-\u021bi \u00een\u021bepenesc maxilarul \u0219i-\u021bi r\u0103scolesc inima \u0219i prin doza fin\u0103 de imprevizibil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ac\u021biunea are loc \u00een timpul R\u0103zboiului din Vietnam, iar protagonistul, Chris Taylor, jucat de Sheen, e un b\u0103iat dintr-o familie prosper\u0103, care abandoneaz\u0103 facultatea pentru c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 lupte \u00een slujba binelui. Un naiv idealist. Iar Sheen face un rol at\u00e2t de simplu, de uman, de delicat, \u00eenc\u00e2t n-ai fi crezut c\u0103 azi… dar s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ceea ce ne dezv\u0103luie Stone, \u00eens\u0103, \u00een acest film, e gradul de psihoz\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai accentuat pe care \u00eel st\u00e2rnesc foamea, nesomnul \u0219i starea constant\u0103 de alert\u0103 pentru c\u0103 atacul armatelor rebele de rezisten\u021b\u0103 putea veni de oriunde. E clar c\u0103 americanii sunt \u00een capcan\u0103, c\u0103 oponen\u021bii \u00eei joac\u0103 ca pe popice, \u0219i c\u0103 nebunia dezl\u0103n\u021buit\u0103 \u00eei face, de exemplu, s\u0103 ard\u0103 un sat civil p\u00e2n\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i s\u0103 po\u0219teasc\u0103C copile de 11 – 12 ani. C\u0103 neputin\u021ba \u00eei face s\u0103 formeze fac\u021biuni competitive \u00een cadrul plutonului, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care Barnes, unul dintre ofi\u021beri (Berenger) \u00eel asasineaz\u0103 pe altul, Elias (Dafoe), \u00een timpul unui atac al rebelilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce izbute\u0219te cineastul este s\u0103 denun\u021be toate ororile r\u0103zboiului. \u0219i modul \u00een care acesta anuleaz\u0103 ideea de r\u0103u \u0219i bine \u0219i readuce omul \u00een condi\u021bia lui primordial\u0103, de animal \u00eensetat de s\u00e2nge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201ePlatoon\u201d e un alt film care n-ar fi putut fi f\u0103cut \u00een zilele noastre. Ar fi s\u0103rit zece mii de asocia\u021bii de corectitudine politic\u0103, ar fi nimicit tot ce era ofensiv \u0219i ar fi r\u0103mas… nu \u0219tiu. Lop\u0103\u021bele \u00een nisipul vietnamez? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Uneori, ce e ofensiv e acolo s\u0103 educe, iar cenzura trebuie aplicat\u0103 inteligent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ah, stai? N-am zis nimic de Depp? Are un rol prea mic \u0219i prea pierdut \u00een mul\u021bime. Sheen, Dafoe \u0219i Berenger sunt sf\u00e2nta treime, iar aten\u021bia ta e pe ei ca pe butelie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar Platoon<\/em><\/strong> e un must see pentru to\u021bi gigeii care se dau mari viteji, c\u0103 ei vor r\u0103zboi, c\u0103 diverse. E modul regizorului Oliver Stone de a face ice bucket challenge cu ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eSlowburn\u201d<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218tii c\u0103 un film e prost c\u00e2nd \u00eel are pe Joel Schumacher doar pe post de produc\u0103tor executiv \u0219i, de fapt, regizeaz\u0103 nea Cais\u0103 Noname. E modul lui Schumacher de a spune: \u201eEu nu semnez a\u0219a ceva, hai fiecare la scara lui.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i da, \u201eSlowburn\u201d e incredibil de prost. \u0218i de slow. Nici m\u0103car Eric Roberts t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i foarte, foarte sexy nu izbute\u0219te s\u0103 salveze colec\u021bia aia de cli\u0219ee obosite. Ce obosite? Surmenate. Extenuate. \u00cen burnout total. Cli\u0219ee care nu \u0219i-au luat concediu de la finalul r\u0103zboiului din Vietnam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cli\u0219eul \u201eeroul e un reporter c\u0103ruia i se \u00eensceneaz\u0103 o m\u0103g\u0103rie \u0219i ajunge dat afar\u0103 din pres\u0103, acum detectiv particular\u201d? Check. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cli\u0219eul \u201eun milionar excentric \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te regal s\u0103-i caute fosta so\u021bie \u0219i copilul\u201d? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Check. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i deja \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nevasta e o superb\u0103 pisic\u0103 blond\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de forme apetisante. Altfel cum? <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i deja \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eentre Roberts \u0219i bun\u0103ciune se na\u0219te o mare pasiune care culmineaz\u0103 cu un co\u021b\u0103it romantic \u0219i senzual, cu soft blur \u0219i muzic\u0103 lent\u0103 generic\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Check. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ah, \u0219i da, bun\u0103ciunea \u00eel are pe Depp, care aici e licean. Dar, dup\u0103 ce Roberts \u00eel anun\u021b\u0103 pe miliardar c\u0103 i-a g\u0103sit juniorul, bun\u0103ciunea de m\u0103-sa se g\u0103se\u0219te s\u0103 clarifice: Hei, dar stai. Copilul miliardarului a murit de mult timp, iar Depp e fiul noului iubit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Complicat, ha?? \u0218i c\u00e2nd s-o simplifici, \u00eencep crimele. Toat\u0103 lumea e de vin\u0103, mai pu\u021bin cei deja omor\u00e2\u021bi deja. Cine e f\u0103pta\u0219ul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 suntem \u00een continuare \u00een anii 80, mi-l ghici\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Filmul e incredibil de prost. Un copil de cinci ani ar desena personaje mai complexe \u0219i mai nuan\u021bate. Motiva\u021biile psihologice sunt sublime, sunt admirabile, dar sunt absente cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ire. Dialogul te face s\u0103 a\u021bipe\u0219ti mai ad\u00e2nc dec\u00e2t un podcast cu Viorica D\u0103ncil\u0103. Noroc c\u0103 scena de co\u021b e lung\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ca e\u0219antion cinematografic, cele trei redau o fresc\u0103 elocvent\u0103 a anilor 80. C\u00e2te o capodoper\u0103 rar\u0103 \u0219i un munte de cli\u0219ee. Pardon, nu cli\u0219ee. Trope-uri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar fi\u021bi pe faz\u0103, c\u0103 episodul urm\u0103tor e un film care l-a f\u0103cut pe Depp vedet\u0103. Vorbesc, desigur, de Cry Baby (1990). <\/strong>\u00centre 86 \u0219i 90, a jucat \u00een 21 Jump Street, un serial la care m\u0103 uit doar dac\u0103 m\u0103 sponsorizeaz\u0103 cineva s-o fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place Johnny Depp, sus\u0163ine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.\u00a0Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dragilor, acesta e cel mai ambi\u021bios serial de pe acest blog. 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