{"id":25440,"date":"2023-10-07T11:22:50","date_gmt":"2023-10-07T08:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25440"},"modified":"2023-10-07T11:22:53","modified_gmt":"2023-10-07T08:22:53","slug":"salut-sunt-lorena-si-uneori-spun-glume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/salut-sunt-lorena-si-uneori-spun-glume\/","title":{"rendered":"Salut, sunt Lorena \u0219i, uneori, spun glume"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Azi, drag internet, v\u0103 voi expune cele mai triste forme de via\u021b\u0103 pe care le g\u0103zduie\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s-o lu\u0103m cu \u00eenceputul. Salut, sunt Lorena. Creator de content online cam de c\u00e2nd exist\u0103 online \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Da, uneori \u00eemi place s\u0103 spun glume, pentru c\u0103 via\u021ba e vesel\u0103, dac\u0103 nu o iei prea mult \u00een serios. Le \u0219i marketez clar ca glume: azi m\u0103 AMUZ\u0102 cutare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00eemi pot continua activitatea pentru c\u0103, slav\u0103 domnului, exist\u0103 ni\u0219te mii de oameni capabili de o chestie aparent simpl\u0103. Auzi o glum\u0103, dai un emoji cu haha, mergi mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aten\u021bie. Prin glum\u0103 M\u0102 REFER la glum\u0103. Pl\u0103cerea unor gigei s\u0103 tabere pe om \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u201ee\u0219ti ur\u00e2t\u0103, gras\u0103 \u0219i proast\u0103\u201d, apoi s\u0103 le dea Facebook r\u0103coric\u0103 30 de zile NU e glum\u0103, ci doar o expresie a nevoii lor patologice de a deriva satisfac\u021bie r\u0103nind, umilind \u0219i tr\u0103g\u00e2nd \u00een jos pe al\u021bii. Poate pentru c\u0103 ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i se simt ni\u0219te gunoaie de oameni \u0219i vor s\u0103 te trag\u0103 \u0219i pe tine \u00een tomberonul lor. Sau poate, pur \u0219i simplu, SUNT gunoaie de oameni c\u0103rora le cresc fica\u021bii de fericire c\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u0103 au inoculat durere \u00een al\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbuuun. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 oamenii care g\u0103sesc gluma bun\u0103 \u0219i r\u00e2d, respectiv oamenii care g\u0103sesc gluma mai pu\u021bin bun\u0103 \u0219i obiecteaz\u0103, apare aceast\u0103 turm\u0103 proasp\u0103t pogor\u00e2t\u0103 din gr\u0103dina maicii domnului: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Da, \u0219tiu, la ultimii doi deja m\u0103 plictisisem s\u0103 dau replici diferite pentru acela\u0219i muget inept. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219adar, sunt Lorena, spun glume pe net, iar inabilitatea bovinei de Rom\u00e2nia de a schi\u021ba un haha la o glum\u0103 duce la acest fenomen. Femeile nu pot spune glume. Femeile nu pot avea personalitate. Femeile nu pot avea umor. Dac\u0103 o femeie e oricum altfel dec\u00e2t cu un batic pe cap \u0219i cu o privire sp\u0103sit\u0103 \u00een jos, sigur bea, fumeaz\u0103 sau se drogheaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acesta e nivelul prejudec\u0103\u021bilor din \u021b\u0103r\u0103noaia abisal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i se remarc\u0103 dintre ei muieretul. Muieretul simte nevoia s\u0103 inventeze o \u00eentreag\u0103 nara\u021biune plin\u0103 de frustr\u0103ri \u0219i ratare. Pentru ce? Poate pentru c\u0103 muieretul postac e de fapt cel plin de frustr\u0103ri \u0219i ratare? Poate c\u0103 are l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea un gigel care nu o iube\u0219te, care se folose\u0219te de munca ei domestic\u0103 \u0219i flirteaz\u0103 cu altele pe net? Sau p\u0103rin\u021bi care i-au spus toat\u0103 via\u021ba c\u0103 nu e suficient de bun\u0103? Sau un patron abuziv, care nu-i pl\u0103te\u0219te orele suplimentare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De unde deriv\u0103 nevoia unui muieret oarecare de pe net s\u0103 tabere asupra cuiva care SPUNE O GLUM\u0102 cu astfel de proiec\u021bii exacerbate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eIgnor\u0103-i, Lorena.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 ignor\u0103m un anumit comportament, nu facem nimic s\u0103 \u00eenceteze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eD\u0103-le block acestor patru tentative e\u0219uate de oameni.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 le dau block, vin al\u021bii 5897890 cu aceea\u0219i apuc\u0103tur\u0103 inept\u0103 \u0219i infect\u0103. Adic\u0103, tentativa de discreditare \u0219i de h\u0103r\u021buire a adversarului – care adversar? Eu nu-i cunosc pe \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i nu le-am tufut mamele, s\u0103 aib\u0103 vreun motiv obiectiv s\u0103 se lege de mine – ok, tentativa de discreditare \u0219i h\u0103r\u021buire a unei femei de pe net cu ce-bei-ce-fumezi-ce-iei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prefer s\u0103 abord\u0103m public discu\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de o parte: de unde ideea c\u0103 personalitatea \u0219i umorul unei femei vin obligatoriu din varii substan\u021be vicioase? Pentru c\u0103 norma patriarhal\u0103 e ca femeia s\u0103 tac\u0103 umil\u0103 \u00een col\u021b \u0219i cel mult s\u0103 susure \u201eda, st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u201d, dac\u0103 binevoie\u0219te boul s\u0103 o bage \u00een seam\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alta: De ce obsesia asta fa\u021b\u0103 de b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i droguri? Poate pentru c\u0103 DE FAPT vou\u0103 v\u0103 frige buza dup\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i droguri, dar sunt prea scumpe fa\u021b\u0103 de ajutorul vostru de \u0219omaj? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i s\u0103 punct\u0103m evidentul: nu v\u0103d \u201ece ai b\u0103ut\u201d \u0219i \u201ece ai tras\u201d sub clipurile b\u0103rba\u021bilor care spun glume. Nici m\u0103car atunci c\u00e2nd respectivii sunt vizibil sub influen\u021b\u0103. Dar s\u0103 fii femeie \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi oferi libertatea interioar\u0103 de a r\u00e2de este cea mai sinistr\u0103 ofens\u0103. Pentru gigeii care nu se simt \u00eemplini\u021bi dac\u0103 nu au reu\u0219it s\u0103 te stoarc\u0103 de seva vie\u021bii. \u0218i pentru muiereturile care nu pot ierta faptul c\u0103 tu te-ai sustras din capcanele vie\u021bii tradi\u021bionaliste \u0219i nu stai s\u0103 p\u0103ze\u0219ti oala cu ciorb\u0103 pentru care nu-\u021bi spune nimeni \u201emul\u021bumesc\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ce\u021bi plac articolele de opinie? Sus\u021bine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi, drag internet, v\u0103 voi expune cele mai triste forme de via\u021b\u0103 pe care le g\u0103zduie\u0219ti. Dar s-o lu\u0103m cu \u00eenceputul. Salut, sunt Lorena....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Imagine-WhatsApp-2023-07-28-la-19.13.45.jpg?fit=768%2C780&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25440"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25447,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25440\/revisions\/25447"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}