{"id":2562,"date":"2010-09-06T22:28:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T19:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2562"},"modified":"2010-09-06T22:28:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T19:28:31","slug":"tg-la-munte-si-la-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tg-la-munte-si-la-mare\/","title":{"rendered":"TG, la munte \u015fi la mare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cele dou\u0103 localit\u0103\u0163i turistice care rimeaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de armonios \u015fi de facil \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 mir c\u0103 nu a ap\u0103rut \u00eenc\u0103 jlag\u0103rul pop sau maneaua de mare angajament care s\u0103 le al\u0103ture, precum &#8220;mare&#8221; cu &#8220;soare&#8221; \u015fi &#8220;bani&#8221; cu &#8220;du\u015fmani&#8221; &#8211; m\u0103 refer la Mamaia \u015fi Sinaia, desigur &#8211; au \u00eenc\u0103 o chestie \u00een comun. O chestie \u00een\u0103l\u0163\u0103toare. Telegondola.<\/p>\n<p>La munte, prezen\u0163a ei se explic\u0103 &#8211; \u00een sensul c\u0103 \u00eei ajut\u0103 \u015fi pe copii, pe pensionari, pe handicapa\u0163i, pe lene\u015fi \u015fi pe Lorena Lupu &#8211; care e c\u00e2te pu\u0163in din fiecare &#8211; s\u0103 ajung\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 sus, sus, sus, la munte, sus, unde e ozonul dus. Prin urmare, e un lucru cu rost. \u00cen sus, experimentezi pl\u0103cerea alpinismului f\u0103r\u0103 a-\u0163i umple bocancii de noroi. \u00cen v\u00e2rf, te minunezi s\u0103 dai de dudui pe tocuri stiletto. La vale, \u00ee\u0163i imaginezi c\u0103 te sinucizi lin \u015fi lent, arunc\u00e2ndu-te \u00een pr\u0103pastie. Ceea ce e foarte frumos.<\/p>\n<p>Dar la mare? Ce obiectiv at\u00e2t de \u00eenalt exist\u0103 \u00een minunata perl\u0103 a M\u0103rii Negre &#8211; \u00een afar\u0103 de penisul lui Radu Maz\u0103re, desigur &#8211; \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 fie nevoie de o telegondol\u0103 pentru a ajunge la v\u00e2rf? \u00cen fond, vorbim de un jude\u0163 care a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 oper\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 muzeu de art\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 revist\u0103 de cultur\u0103 \u015fi \u015ftiu c\u0103 \u00eentr-o vreme de discuta \u015fi desfiin\u0163area bibliotecii jude\u0163ene. E nevoie de ceva care s\u0103-l ridice \u00een spirit \u015fi pe const\u0103n\u0163eanul de r\u00e2nd, nu?<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BSwZD3TJbHk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>La Sin Aya, \u00eens\u0103, dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti familiar cu ora\u015ful, c\u0103piezi c\u0103ut\u00e2nd TG. Ca suprem\u0103 perversiune, ora\u015ful e \u00een\u0163esat cu indicatoare care te plimb\u0103 de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo, de locuitori care \u00ee\u0163i zic c\u0103 mai ai &#8220;\u00eenc\u0103 pu\u0163intel de mers&#8221; (unde &#8220;\u00eenc\u0103 pu\u0163intel&#8221; \u00eenseamn\u0103 5 kilometri). \u015ei mi-a venit \u015fi mie o idee turistic\u0103 de mare efect:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n-lansez un obiectiv turistic cu mare tam-tam \u00eentr-un ora\u015f mic cu str\u0103zi \u00eenc\u00e2lcite<br \/>\n-\u00eel promovez \u00een toate ziarele \u015fi revistele<br \/>\n-\u00eei fac zeci de conturi de facebook \u015fi conturi fictive de gigei de facebook care s\u0103 discute \u00eentre ei: &#8220;m\u0103, ceee mi\u015fto e ___!!&#8221; &#8220;da, m\u0103, \u015fi mie mi-a pl\u0103cut ___&#8221; &#8220;coaie, ce tareee!&#8221;<br \/>\n-cooptez o sut\u0103 de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndaci care s\u0103-l laude la toat\u0103 lumea<br \/>\n-umplu or\u0103\u015felul de s\u0103ge\u0163i care s\u0103 plimbe lumea de-a-mpulea prin tot or\u0103\u015felul (cel pu\u0163in de trei ori pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u00e2rciuma care sponsorizeaz\u0103 proiectul &#8211; Taverna Croatului, s\u0103 zicem &#8211; , pentru ca lumea epuizat\u0103 s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103 de trei ori la o bere)<br \/>\n-la final, la destina\u0163ie, afi\u015fez o pancart\u0103: &#8220;\u0162eap\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! Mar\u015f la a patra bere.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cele dou\u0103 localit\u0103\u0163i turistice care rimeaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de armonios \u015fi de facil \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 mir c\u0103 nu a ap\u0103rut \u00eenc\u0103 jlag\u0103rul pop sau maneaua&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}