{"id":25672,"date":"2023-11-26T02:08:46","date_gmt":"2023-11-25T23:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25672"},"modified":"2023-11-26T02:08:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-25T23:08:48","slug":"interviu-de-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/interviu-de-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Interviu de job"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103. Sunt Ixulescu \u0219i m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 jobul anun\u021bat de dumneavoastr\u0103. \u00cemi pute\u021bi da detalii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Desigur. Oferim un salariu extrem de mic, aproape de minimum pe economie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cen\u021beleg. Atunci, probabil c\u0103 exist\u0103 bonusuri \u0219i prime? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cen ultimii cinci ani, n-au fost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Program flexibil? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Din p\u0103cate, nu, pentru c\u0103 avem extrem de mult\u0103 munc\u0103, suntem pu\u021bini, iar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ve\u021bi sta \u0219i peste program uneori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Alte colabor\u0103ri din care s\u0103 se completeze salariul apropiat de minimum pe economie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Din p\u0103cate, nu, tot ce mai face\u021bi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 va intra \u00een salariul de baz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Posibilit\u0103\u021bi de promovare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Din p\u0103cate nu, c\u0103 oricum suntem pu\u021bini \u0219i fiecare \u00ee\u0219i ocup\u0103 rolul de mult timp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamn\u0103, \u0219ti\u021bi ceva? Chiar vreau jobul \u0103la. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ce minciuni gogonate toarn\u0103 al\u021bii \u0219i se ajunge la EXACT aceast\u0103 realitate, m\u0103car dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u021bi onest\u0103. \u0218i cu onestitatea se poate construi ceva, dar cu ipocrizia \u0219i preten\u021bia c\u0103 mim\u0103m mul\u021bumirea, niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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