{"id":2570,"date":"2010-09-08T01:17:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T22:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2570"},"modified":"2010-09-08T01:17:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T22:17:06","slug":"ciorne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ciorne\/","title":{"rendered":"Ciorne"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZOrnIyBdqgo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Ciorn\u0103 1<\/p>\n<p>Bun\u0103, Lorena,<\/p>\n<p>Nu-\u0163i mai l\u0103sa blogul deschis pe toate calculatoarele, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 \u0163i-l tot \u00eenchid.<\/p>\n<p>Ciorn\u0103 2<\/p>\n<p>Salutare, Lorena!<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103d c\u0103 mi-ai ignorat prima ciorn\u0103. Te mai miri c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pierzi chei, carduri, buletine de identitate, telefoane mobile \u015fi latin lovers, dac\u0103 e\u015fti at\u00e2t de c\u0103scat\u0103? Pe \u00een\u0163elesul t\u0103u: delogheaz\u0103-te dracu&#8217; de pe blog!<\/p>\n<p>Ciorn\u0103 3<\/p>\n<p>Once again, bun\u0103, Lorena,<\/p>\n<p>Nu e\u015fti s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, fat\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i mai g\u0103sesc blogul deschis o singur\u0103 dat\u0103, \u0163i-l \u015fterg<\/p>\n<p>Ciorn\u0103 4<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 titlu<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103, e\u015fti irecuperabil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Auzi, da&#8217; tu chiar nu observi nimic?<br \/>\n-Nu, de ce?<br \/>\n-P\u0103i, nu \u0163i-am l\u0103sat nu-\u015f&#8217; c\u00e2te ciorne s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eenchizi blogul dup\u0103 ce pleci de la calculator?<br \/>\n-\u015ei tu chiar crezi c\u0103 eu verific vreodat\u0103 sec\u0163iunea &#8220;ciorne&#8221;? Puteai s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi ceri de nevast\u0103 \u015fi nu m-a\u015f fi prins. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 ai succes la mine, try it orally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ciorn\u0103 1 Bun\u0103, Lorena, Nu-\u0163i mai l\u0103sa blogul deschis pe toate calculatoarele, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 \u0163i-l tot \u00eenchid. Ciorn\u0103 2 Salutare, Lorena! V\u0103d&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}