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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nT\u00e2rziu, un individ absolut neatr\u0103g\u0103tor, pe care dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103-l analizez pe baz\u0103 de aspect cum face el – dar eu chiar nu simt s\u0103 fac asta, c\u0103 am \u0103ia \u0219apte ani de acas\u0103, care spun s\u0103 nu te legi de fizicul str\u0103inilor – se d\u0103 analist de mod\u0103 contemporan\u0103, dar pe exact tonul unei babe acrite de menopauz\u0103, pensie mic\u0103 \u0219i nepo\u021bii care nu au chef s-o sune c\u0103 se bag\u0103 mereu ne\u00eentrebat\u0103 \u00een treburile lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u0103, da, dragi T\u00e2rzii, unora ne place machiajul. \u0218i ne plac \u0219i genele false. Mie nu, dar multor prietene le plac unghiile lungi. Unde e problema? Nu e ca \u0219i cum zgrep\u021b\u0103nam la u\u0219a ta, s\u0103 ne milogim dup\u0103 aprobare \u0219i s\u0103 te cerem de b\u0103rbat. Ne machiem din banii no\u0219tri, nu din ai t\u0103i \u0219i ne facem munca f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te afect\u0103m cu ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevoia asta a unor gigei s\u0103 se bage \u00een seam\u0103 cu femei pe care nu le cunosc \u0219i care nu le datoreaz\u0103 nimic este at\u00e2t de gre\u021boas\u0103, at\u00e2t de anticlimactic\u0103, \u0219i at\u00e2t de vomitiv\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103 le \u00eenjuri pe m\u0103micu\u021bele lor care aveau treab\u0103 \u0219i au omis educa\u021bia at\u00e2t de necesar\u0103, care spune c\u0103 nu e treaba ta ce fac str\u0103inii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu \u00een\u021belegi moda de azi? E ok, nici babele copil\u0103riei mele nu \u00een\u021belegeau blugii rup\u021bi \u0219i lan\u021burile cu cranii pe care le purtam noi. Dar m\u0103car ele c\u00e2r\u00e2iau \u00eentre ele pe banc\u0103. Nu cotcod\u0103ceau b\u0103be\u0219te \u00een senatul Rom\u00e2niei, \u0219i nu erau \u00eenconjurate de mii de \u021b\u0103r\u0103noi lobotomiza\u021bi care s\u0103 deduc\u0103 c\u0103 e perfect ok s\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buie\u0219ti femei care nu-\u021bi datoreaz\u0103 nimic cu mugetele tale incoerente \u0219i cu ignoran\u021ba ta suprem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i da, m\u0103 identific cu fata care vindea la magazin, pentru c\u0103 \u00een adolescen\u021ba mea am fost ea. \u0218i nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2te babe detestabile de ambele sexe m-au tot frecat la icre cu etichete ridicole legate de \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219area mea. E extrem de stresant \u0219i de nepl\u0103cut pentru un om care vrea doar s\u0103-\u0219i termine tura la munc\u0103 \u0219i are destul\u0103 b\u0103taie de cap s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 de suportat \u0219i genul \u0103sta de cotcod\u0103cit iritant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 nu i-a z\u00e2mbit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cred \u0219i eu c\u0103 nu i-a z\u00e2mbit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Care dintre voi i-a\u021bi z\u00e2mbi unui bo\u0219orog care se holbeaz\u0103 la voi ca vita la poarta nou\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centre timp, m\u0103car pentru aceia dintre voi care nu da\u021bi \u00een gropi de retarda\u021bi, am un singur secret: Cum se \u00eembrac\u0103 str\u0103inii NU e treaba voastr\u0103. C\u0103 se \u00eembrac\u0103 din banii lor, nu din ai vo\u0219tri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Permite\u021bi-mi s\u0103 m\u0103 repet, c\u0103 unii citi\u021bi pe diagonal\u0103, \u0219i poate v\u0103 scap\u0103: Cum se \u00eembrac\u0103 str\u0103inii NU e treaba voastr\u0103. C\u0103 se \u00eembrac\u0103 din banii lor, nu din ai vo\u0219tri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, pentru cazurile cele mai grave: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum se \u00eembrac\u0103 str\u0103inii NU e treaba voastr\u0103. C\u0103 se \u00eembrac\u0103 din banii lor, nu din ai vo\u0219tri<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nici o femeie nu-\u021bi datoreaz\u0103 s\u0103 fie femeia generic\u0103 f**tabil\u0103 din mintea ta. Dac\u0103 nu dore\u0219te ea specific s\u0103 fie. \u00cen rest, fiecare are dreptul la propria imagine, iar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fii criticul fashionului cuiva, educ\u0103-te \u0219i comenteaz\u0103 DUP\u0102 CE ai repere contemporane de mod\u0103 \u0219i machiaj. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ideile tale din 1960 nu se mai aplic\u0103 azi, \u0219i cum oricum pe fata din supermarket n-o intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 vrei tu s-o f… c\u0103 dac\u0103 o interesa, era pe Publi24, nu la munc\u0103 \u00een supermarket – n-o intereseaz\u0103 nici idealul t\u0103u de frumuse\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Stai \u00een banca ta \u0219i plictise\u0219te cu instruc\u021biuni pe nevast\u0103-ta. Ea e femeia c\u0103reia \u00eei dai salariul, nu noi. Ea are de ce s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103-i pas\u0103 de ideile tale pu\u021bine \u0219i fixe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut articolul, sus\u021bine site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Se vorbe\u0219te foarte mult despre **zdificarea masculin\u0103 la nivel de stil, \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte, atitudine. De\u0219i, sincer, e treaba fiec\u0103ruia \u00een parte cum se tunde, cum...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25810,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25808\/revisions\/25810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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