{"id":25841,"date":"2023-12-26T03:38:06","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T00:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25841"},"modified":"2025-12-25T13:03:47","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T10:03:47","slug":"cu-ce-te-ajuta-pisica-ta-de-craciun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cu-ce-te-ajuta-pisica-ta-de-craciun\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu ce te ajut\u0103 pisica ta de Cr\u0103ciun?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Salut, sunt Lorena \u0219i sunt o iubitoare de pisici. Iubesc pisicile at\u00e2t de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t tind s\u0103 devin defensiv\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi ce ras\u0103 este, \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi r\u0103spund c\u0103 e\u0219ti o rasist\u0103, \u0219i de ce ras\u0103 e\u0219ti tu, s\u0103 te califici s\u0103 pui \u00eentrebarea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dincolo de faptul c\u0103 e tovar\u0103\u0219ul perfect de nef\u0103cut nimic – a\u0219 putea sta s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een \u0219ir cu pisica \u00een poal\u0103, s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m la netflixuri \u0219i la versiunile video ale podcasturilor – pisica e companionul perfect pentru orice tip de Cr\u0103ciun, indiferent c\u0103 e \u00een familie, cu prietenii sau de unul singur cu Paracetamolul \u0219i cu ceiu\u021bul de ment\u0103 \u0219i l\u0103m\u00e2ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i iat\u0103 de ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cur\u0103\u021benia general\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se mai nimere\u0219te c\u00e2te un gigel arogant \u00een sec\u021biunea de comentarii s\u0103-mi explice c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 cur\u0103\u021benie general\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun, c\u0103 se face tot anul, dar eu de aici \u0219tiu c\u0103 gigelul nu e \u0103la din cas\u0103 care face cur\u0103\u021benia. Nici general\u0103, nici locotenent\u0103, nici soldat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cur\u0103\u021benia de weekend NU e cur\u0103\u021benie general\u0103. Dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de munc\u0103, nu ai energie s\u0103 mu\u021bi mobila, s\u0103 freci fiecare g\u0103uric\u0103 de \u0219oarece \u0219i s\u0103 speli podeaua cu n\u0219pe ape nici dac\u0103 se pogoar\u0103 Mesia a doua oar\u0103. Sau dac\u0103 ai, \u0219i termini asta \u00een dou\u0103 zile, e\u0219ti nebun \u0219i genial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce faci \u00een weekend e cur\u0103\u021benia de ochiul soacrei. Cur\u0103\u021benia \u201e\u00een caz c\u0103 nimere\u0219te cineva \u00een vizit\u0103, s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 c\u0103-s un animal\u201d. Speli ce ai purtat \u00een timpul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, prosoapele \u0219i a\u0219ternuturile, dai cu aspiratorul \u0219i cu mopul \u0219i \u0219tergi praful \u0219i zonele vizibile din buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i baie, iar dac\u0103 ai f\u0103cut v\u00e2rtej de c\u0103r\u021bi, haine \u0219i makeup ca blog\u0103reasa aici de fa\u021b\u0103, le pui la locurile lor. \u00cen aparen\u021b\u0103, all ok, dar dac\u0103 deschide cineva un sertar, se elibereaz\u0103 krakenul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cur\u0103\u021benia de s\u0103rb\u0103tori e c\u00e2nd mu\u021bi chestii, dezinfectezi col\u021buri de care uitase\u0219i, sortezi tot ce arunci, \u0219i c\u00e2nd termini, poate s\u0103 vin\u0103 control de la Sanepid pe la tine s\u0103 te caute \u0219i-n borta anusului \u0219i nu va nimeri o neregul\u0103. OK, poate \u00een borta anusului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisica ta va adora cur\u0103\u021benia de Cr\u0103ciun. Se va tol\u0103ni mereu \u00een f\u0103ra\u0219ul cu gunoi, apoi \u00een locul proasp\u0103t sp\u0103lat \u0219i cl\u0103tit. Pentru c\u0103 munca e funny \u0219i trebuie repetat\u0103 de mai multe ori, s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. Apoi, se va cuib\u0103ri \u00een sacul cu chestii de aruncat, \u0219i c\u00e2nd tocmai \u00eel duci pe sc\u0103ri \u00een jos spre tomberon, auzi din sac: Miau? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tuzgura m\u0103-tii ast\u0103zi \u0219i m\u00e2ine c\u0103 m\u0103 disperi cu capul!! Dac\u0103 te b\u0103gam \u00een tomberon, jur c\u0103 nu s\u0103ream dup\u0103 tine, prostule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bradul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despre pl\u0103cerea pisicilor de a face sinucidere asistat\u0103 pomului de Cr\u0103ciun a curs cu meme \u0219i nu am nimic nou de ad\u0103ugat. Se \u0219tieee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s\u0103 vedem partea pozitiv\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Principala realizare a pisicii e c\u0103 te va obi\u0219nui s\u0103 renun\u021bi la brad cu totul. \u0218i are dreptate. \u00cen fond, e p\u0103cat s\u0103 moar\u0103 un conifer perfect s\u0103n\u0103tos ca s\u0103 ai tu trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de zorzoane \u00een cas\u0103, iar plastic poluant ai deja destul \u00een jur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i atunci o s\u0103 iei de la \u021b\u0103ranii din pia\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2teva crengu\u021be de brad, pe care le vei orna cu trei globuri \u0219i beteal\u0103, \u0219i gata, n-au murit copacii pentru tine, ai \u0219i economisit tone de timp cu \u00eempodobitul \u0219i po\u021bi trece direct la b\u0103ut, pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 tot \u021bi-ai propus Dry January, m\u0103car s\u0103 recuperezi acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cadourile <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici, ajutorul e bifazic, ca apa mineral\u0103. Pe de o parte, pisica se va sim\u021bi obligat\u0103 s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se joace cu toate panglicile, pentru c\u0103 e clar c\u0103 e\u0219ti om, o specie inferioar\u0103, \u0219i nu te descurci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Odat\u0103 desf\u0103cute cu succes \u00een urma strategiilor ei imbatabile, te va \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba sustenabilitate. De fapt, sunt dou\u0103 cadouri. Con\u021binutul \u0219i cutia, care e un excelent \u201eif it fits, I sits\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e2ncarea <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Indiferent ce g\u0103te\u0219ti sau comanzi de Cr\u0103ciun, vei avea nevoie de un maestru degust\u0103tor care s\u0103 stabileasc\u0103 dac\u0103 bucatele sunt sau nu conform standardelor comunit\u0103\u021bii. Dac\u0103 maestrul vrea s\u0103 deguste \u0219i a doua oar\u0103, e semn c\u0103 testele de calitate sunt absolvite cu succes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Clopo\u021beii <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vrei magia s\u0103rb\u0103torilor \u0219i exasperarea vecinilor, doi \u00een unu? Cump\u0103r\u0103 clopo\u021bei \u0219i at\u00e2rn\u0103-i undeva accesibil. Vor fi echivalentul lui Counter-Strike 2 pentru domnul motan, care te va face s\u0103 te sim\u021bi colindat \u0219i r\u0103scolindat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iubirea <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce s\u0103 ai parte doar de un banal cozonac cu nuc\u0103 \u0219i gem, c\u00e2nd po\u021bi avea \u00een acela\u0219i timp cozonaci fr\u0103m\u00e2nta\u021bi pe spinarea ta de maestrul absolut al genului? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Serios, e ceva nespus de dulce \u00een veselie de s\u0103rb\u0103tori cu vin fiert \u0219i o pisic\u0103 moale \u0219i cald\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be. \u0218i cum pisicile simt chestii, \u0219tie c\u0103 e ceva pozitiv \u0219i de bine, \u0219i apas\u0103 tare acceleratorul de afec\u021biune \u0219i tors. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i iat\u0103, e\u0219ti un om ajutat pe deplin. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 pisicile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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