{"id":25886,"date":"2024-01-04T03:15:25","date_gmt":"2024-01-04T00:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25886"},"modified":"2024-01-04T11:41:23","modified_gmt":"2024-01-04T08:41:23","slug":"barbatii-si-joculetele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barbatii-si-joculetele\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rba\u021bii \u0219i jocule\u021bele"},"content":{"rendered":"

St\u0103team eu de vorb\u0103 zilele trecute cu o prieten\u0103 \u0219i-mi poveste\u0219te:
\n-\u0218tii c\u0103 m-am uitat la o emisiune cu dr. Cristian Andrei?
\n-Antipatic personaj, zic eu. \u0218i ce noutate ai aflat?
\n-Uite, face prietena mea. Mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 primesc multe complimente de la al meu. Dac\u0103 nu le ofer\u0103 singur, le cer direct. Dar dr. Andrei zice c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 le cer, ci trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel provoc pe b\u0103rbat, s\u0103 \u00eel fac s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 el ce \u00eemi doresc.
\n-Jesus Christ, nu, exclam eu. Mereu m-am \u00eentrebat de ce are lumea at\u00e2ta \u00eencredere \u00een cineva care pare c\u0103 \u0219i-a cump\u0103rat accentul de pe Alibaba, c\u00e2nd el e crescut la T\u00e2rgovi\u0219te. Cere-i b\u0103rbatului t\u0103u ce vrei simplu \u0219i direct, a\u0219a cum ai f\u0103cut-o \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, iar el e mai mult dec\u00e2t fericit s\u0103 livreze, \u0219i nu strica o rela\u021bie care merge strun\u0103 cu sfaturi de dr. Cristian Andrei.<\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 tipologii de b\u0103rba\u021bi: \u0103ia stabili – \u0219i stabili mintal – , care se bucur\u0103 s\u0103 te aib\u0103, vor comunicare simpl\u0103 \u0219i clar\u0103, \u0219i vor s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 poftele, de aceea prefer\u0103 s\u0103 le spui direct ce vrei. \u0218i exist\u0103 \u0103ia cu o doag\u0103 lips\u0103, care oricum nu prea vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 efortul s\u0103-\u021bi ofere ce vrei, \u0219i atunci te pun ei pe tine la munc\u0103, s\u0103-i provoci, s\u0103 joci \u0219arade, s-o arzi pe sub\u00een\u021belesuri, s\u0103 te dai peste cap \u0219i la final, tot tu e\u0219ti de vin\u0103 c\u0103 nu te-ai f\u0103cut \u00een\u021beleas\u0103.
\nNu aplica b\u0103rba\u021bilor s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i cu capul, care vor o rela\u021bie normal\u0103 \u0219i echilibrat\u0103, sfaturi de dr. Cristian Andrei. Btw, c\u00e2te divor\u021buri a adunat la r\u0103boj p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?
\n-Parc\u0103 trei.
\n-Ei, iat\u0103. Iar tu e\u0219ti fericit\u0103 cu al t\u0103u. \u00centreab\u0103-l \u0219i azi ce crede despre coafura \u0219i z\u00e2mbetul t\u0103u \u0219i las\u0103-l pe Cristian Andrei pentru publicul lui \u021bint\u0103, nefu**\u021bii cronici.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 cite\u0219ti \u00een anii trecu\u021bi, iat\u0103 oportunitatea de a te asigura c\u0103 m\u0103 cite\u0219ti \u0219i anul \u0103sta. Sus\u021bine siteul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat.\u00a0\u00a0Aici<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0YouTube<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi pe\u00a0TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

St\u0103team eu de vorb\u0103 zilele trecute cu o prieten\u0103 \u0219i-mi poveste\u0219te: -\u0218tii c\u0103 m-am uitat la o emisiune cu dr. Cristian Andrei? -Antipatic personaj,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25886"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25894,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25886\/revisions\/25894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}