{"id":2590,"date":"2010-09-10T22:40:42","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T19:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2590"},"modified":"2010-09-10T22:40:42","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T19:40:42","slug":"jurnal-de-boala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/jurnal-de-boala\/","title":{"rendered":"Jurnal de boal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drag\u0103 jurnalule,<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qqjHe1MmbAg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u00cemi place s\u0103 bolesc. C\u00e2nd bolesc nu mai \u0163in cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire, \u00een ideea c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 introduci nutrien\u0163i \u00een organism. Po\u0163i s\u0103 te dedai la mult\u0103 ciocolat\u0103 savuroas\u0103, cremoas\u0103, delicioas\u0103, combinat\u0103 cu ciocolat\u0103 cald\u0103, stafide, smochine \u015fi tot ce-\u0163i pofte\u015fte inimioara. Organismul necesit\u0103 mult\u0103 teobromin\u0103 \u015fi endorfin\u0103, hormonul fericirii, s\u0103 uite c\u0103 e bolnav.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi place s\u0103 stau \u00een pat cu Pulic\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e. De fapt a\u015fa \u00eemi \u015fi imaginez raiul. Un imens pat cu nenum\u0103rate perne \u015fi tot at\u00e2tea pisici pufoase \u015fi torc\u0103toare. Pisici care \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 suav ce\u015ftile de Fervex, s\u0103 ai ce \u015fterge de pe jos. Pisici care \u00ee\u015fi bag\u0103 capul sub pijamaua ta, ca s\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00eentunericul necesar unui somn bun&#8230; \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i respir\u0103 pe burt\u0103. Sau pe spate. Cele mai bune texte le scriu cu Pulic\u0103 pe post de carapace \u00een spinare.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi place s\u0103 bolesc, c\u0103 pe la ora 17 m\u0103 satur de frecat manganul \u015fi m\u0103 duc la sal\u0103. Un organism sl\u0103bit are nevoie de antrenament. Corpore sano in sala de sporto barosano, sau a\u015fa ceva. \u015ei trag. Obiectivul meu e s\u0103 \u00eemi rec\u00e2\u015ftig flexibilitatea \u015fi s\u0103 fac \u015fpagat. De aceea am f\u0103cut o \u00eentindere la mu\u015fchi abductori sau adductori sau cum se numesc ei, de abia pot merge. (care face un banc prost pe tema asta, are o muie bonus.) Dar fac lejer 200 de abdomene, ok? Miss P\u0103tr\u0103\u0163ele scrie pe mine. Interesant e c\u0103 dup\u0103 o or\u0103 de tras la greu, \u00eemi trece orice simptom de boal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar <!--more-->din clipa \u00een care intru \u00een cas\u0103, m\u0103 gripez la loc. Iar d\u00e2rd\u00e2i, iar poftesc la un fervex fierbinte, iar m\u0103 fut \u00een ea de via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ce zice\u0163i? Ar fi cazul s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit cu antrenorul \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een sala de sport?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drag\u0103 jurnalule, \u00cemi place s\u0103 bolesc. C\u00e2nd bolesc nu mai \u0163in cur\u0103 de sl\u0103bire, \u00een ideea c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 introduci nutrien\u0163i \u00een organism. 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