{"id":25909,"date":"2024-01-08T13:03:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T10:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25909"},"modified":"2024-01-08T15:10:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T12:10:20","slug":"despre-interventii-estetice-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-interventii-estetice-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre interven\u021bii estetice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un fenomen bizar: b\u0103rba\u021bi – \u0219i femei, dar mai ales b\u0103rba\u021bi – care se declar\u0103 mai fani ai naturale\u021bii, tind s\u0103 comenteze extrem de agresiv \u0219i furios opera\u021biile estetice ale divelor. Pe cele reu\u0219ite le comenteaz\u0103 la modul \u201ed\u0103-o naibii, oricum nu \u00eentoarce timpul \u00eenapoi\u201d, pe cele e\u0219uate, la modul \u201euite-o, m\u0103, a crezut c\u0103 rezolv\u0103 ceva cu banii \u0219i cu bisturiul, nu? \u021aeap\u0103, u\u0103h\u0103h\u0103.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i mereu m-am \u00eentrebat: de ce? De ce, dac\u0103 tu pretinzi c\u0103 te sim\u021bi bine \u00een pielea ta, ai at\u00e2ta r\u00e2c\u0103 pe altul, care recunoa\u0219te c\u0103 e \u00een disconfort cu semnele v\u00e2rstei \u0219i se duce la estetician s\u0103 le remedieze? Sau te sim\u021bi bine, \u0219i atunci \u00ee\u021bi asumi \u0219i cum ar\u0103\u021bi tu, \u0219i cum arat\u0103 ea. Sau nu te sim\u021bi bine, \u0219i atunci, faptul c\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti pe al\u021bii de r\u0103u nu va fi o solu\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu, recunosc, o s\u0103 \u00eemi fac interven\u021bii \/ operez pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce vor ap\u0103rea problemele. Nu pentru c\u0103 opera\u021biile estetice vor p\u0103c\u0103li vreodat\u0103 pe cineva c\u0103 ai 20 de ani. \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ar\u0103t de 20 de ani. \u0218i nici nu-mi doresc lipsa de respect cu care trateaz\u0103 lumea \u00een general oamenii de 20 de ani, vorbitul de sus, ca de pe un piedestal imaginar, condescenden\u021ba, presupunerea c\u0103 e\u0219ti obligatoriu naiv\u0103 \u0219i tentativele de \u021beap\u0103. Un om de 20 de ani trece prin incredibil de multe mizerii \u00een societatea noastr\u0103. Ci pentru c\u0103 exist\u0103 un mod cool \u0219i hip de a ar\u0103ta matur \u0219i un mod expirat \u0219i obosit de a ar\u0103ta matur. Iar eu voi alege mereu s\u0103 fiu subiectul b\u00e2rfei, nu frustratul care b\u00e2rfe\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Astea fiind zise, nu cred c\u0103 toate interven\u021biile sunt pentru toat\u0103 lumea. \u0218i iat\u0103 ce mi-a\u0219 face: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-botox: – lumea ignorant\u0103 crede c\u0103 botoxul e cel injectat \u00een buze, pentru vestitul efect bot-de-ra\u021b\u0103. Botoxul, \u00eens\u0103, se injecteaz\u0103 \u00een ridurile de expresie, \u00een general \u00een frunte, \u00eentre spr\u00e2ncene pentru atenuarea \u00eencrunt\u0103rii \u0219i \u00een col\u021bul exterior al ochilor. Mi-am f\u0103cut botox cu regularitate din 2015 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pandemie, pentru c\u0103 aveam un tic: m\u0103 \u00eencruntam din orice. Inclusiv dac\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam concentrat, sau ascultam atent pe cineva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 pandemie, am mai b\u0103gat botox cam o dat\u0103 pe an, dar doze infime, pentru c\u0103 limiteaz\u0103 expresivitatea fe\u021bei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-acid hialuronic: – depinde. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00een buze: – \u00eei \u00een\u021beleg pe cei cu buze tip linie c\u0103 vor s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i ei o urm\u0103 vag\u0103 de senzualitate. Dar mie deja mi-a dat natura buze c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de fa\u021b\u0103. Ce s\u0103 mai umfli? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00een cearc\u0103ne: – da, o da, la cearc\u0103ne joc \u00een categoria \u201epoet romantic insomniac tuberculos\u201d. Oricum, nu exagerez. Jum\u0103tate de ml, c\u00e2t s\u0103 par poet contemporan insomniac cu o u\u015foar\u0103 bron\u015fit\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, din ce v\u0103d \u00een jur, nu injec\u0163iile cu acid hialuronic sunt problema, ci excesele. Prea mult acid hialuronic \u00een cearc\u0103ne \u015fi ar\u0103\u0163i ca Steve Buscemi. Po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i \u0163ii economiile \u00een pungile alea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00een ridurile de r\u00e2s: – un strop, c\u00e2t s\u0103 blureze situa\u021bia. Din nou, f\u0103r\u0103 exagerare, pentru c\u0103 acidul migreaz\u0103 \u015fi apoi te pomene\u015fti c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i apar umfl\u0103turi dubioase \u00een zone \u00een care n-ar trebui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00een pome\u021bi: HELL. NO. Deja am fa\u021ba rotund\u0103, nu \u00eemi doresc mai mult\u0103 rotunjime. Mai ales c\u0103 acidul hialuronic nu creeaz\u0103 relief, ci umfl\u0103 fa\u021ba. A\u0219a se ajunge la fe\u021be buh\u0103ite, tip Donatella Versace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-pe linia maxilarului: HELL NO. \u00cemi place c\u0103 am un maxilar bine conturat. Nu chiar de b\u0103iat, dar destul de ferm. \u015ei \u0103ia care \u00eemi comenta\u0163i pe la poze: Ce mai faci, b\u0103iatul meu? Voi sunte\u0163i invita\u0163i c\u0103lduros s\u0103-mi suge\u0163i pl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-pe g\u00e2t: – poate, dar nu \u00eenc\u0103. C\u00e2teva linii dau personalitate. Excesul de linii trebuie reparat, dar nu e cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lifting cu fire: Nu, Pentru c\u0103 oricum se resorb \u0219i n-au ajutat la nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 trecem la opera\u021bii estetice faciale: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Blefaroplastie: – \u00eendep\u0103rtarea pielii l\u0103sate de pe pleoape: DA. De c\u00e2te ori e nevoie. Ochii sunt oglinda sufletului, iar oglinda n-are nevoie de perdele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Rinoplastie. – nu, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place nasul meu, \u00eemi d\u0103 caracter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Otoplastie: – nu. Am urechi ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Extrac\u021bia gr\u0103simii din obraji: – nu, dispare singur\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi controlezi alimenta\u021bia <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Extrac\u021bia gr\u0103simii de sub b\u0103rbie: – c\u00e2nd va fi cazul, DA. Vrem o linie frumoas\u0103 din profil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gropi\u021be false: – nu am nevoie, le am pe ale mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lifting de spr\u00e2ncene: Momentan, le fac lifting din machiaj. Le \u0219i lungesc p\u00e2n\u0103 la t\u00e2mple, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place efectul. Nu mai comenta\u021bi c\u0103 am pr\u00e2ncene prea lungi \u0219i prea sub\u021biri. Vorba baladei populare: That’s the way – aha aha – I like it – aha aha. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar dac\u0103 va fi cazul, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cantopexie – adic\u0103 migdalarea ochilor: Din nou, \u00eemi fac zi de zi cantopexie din machiaj. Dar, desigur, dac\u0103 va veni momentul c\u00e2nd \u00eemi at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u00een jos prea tare, bisturiu it is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liting facial: – c\u00e2nd va fi cazul, da. Evident c\u0103 da. Nimeni nu vrea s\u0103-i at\u00e2rne fa\u021ba, c\u0103 nu suntem nici bulldogi, nici Vasile Blaga. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 trecem la interven\u021bii coirporale: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Implant mamar: – niciodat\u0103 ever. La c\u00e2t de groaznic e cancerul mamar, trebuie s\u0103 fii b\u0103tut \u00een cap s\u0103 introduci chestii str\u0103ine acolo. Prefer s\u0103 fac amor cu sutienul pe mine pentru tot restul vie\u0163ii, oricum, pentru mine s\u00e2nii nu sunt zon\u0103 erogen\u0103. \u00cemi amintesc cum \u00eemi puneau m\u00e2na pe s\u00e2ni unii b\u0103ie\u0163i \u00een liceu – da, vremuri ur\u00e2te, c\u00e2nd h\u0103r\u0163uirea sexual\u0103 nu se inventase \u015fi gigeii se manifestau bovin f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le spun\u0103 nimeni c\u0103 sunt boi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brazilian butt lift: – exact ca \u00een cazul buzelor, nu am nevoie. Mi-a dat natura c\u00e2t pentru tot satul. Dar mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se inventeze o procedur\u0103 anticelulitic\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103 refer la ceva care s\u0103 chiar aib\u0103 efect vizibil, nu la frec\u0163iile de genul electrostimulare, masaj \u015fi plm, care mai mult \u0163i-o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie p\u0103rinte\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liposuc\u0163ie: – slav\u0103 Domnului, nu am nevoie. Sunt piele \u015fi os. Evident c\u0103 nu te prinzi c\u00e2nd sunt piele \u015fi os, pentru c\u0103 am bazinul foarte lat. Dar obiectiv, \u00eemi c\u00e2n\u0163i la xilofon pe coaste. Ce s\u0103 sugi de acolo? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I meeean, ai avea ce s\u0103 sugi, dar nu gr\u0103sime. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Abdominoplastie: – asta e opera\u0163ia celor care sl\u0103besc brusc \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n cu mult\u0103 piele \u00een plus, care at\u00e2rn\u0103 pe ei ca pe gard. Spre norocul meu, eu m-am cam men\u0163inut constant\u0103 \u00een greutate, deci nu am a\u015fa ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Labioplastie: – mar\u015f, m\u0103, de aici. Cui nu-i place EXACT cum e, s\u0103 n-o pupe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca s\u0103 conchidem aceast\u0103 trecere onest\u0103 \u00een revist\u0103 a tuturor opera\u0163iilor estetice disponibile pe pia\u0163\u0103: cred c\u0103 e o t\u00e2mpenie s\u0103 nu beneficiezi de ele, dac\u0103 ai banii necesari. Mentalitatea care spune c\u0103 la 30 e\u015fti deja b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi cu c***ie cre\u0163e a ap\u0103rut \u00een Evul Mediu, c\u00e2nd fetele se m\u0103ritau la 13 ani, aveau primul copil la 15 \u015fi la 40 de ani era v\u00e2rsta oficial\u0103 de deces, pe care, dac\u0103 o dep\u0103\u015feai, te \u00eencorona tot satul drept Matusalemul comunit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Conteaz\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i plac\u0103 \u00een primul r\u00e2nd \u0163ie ce vezi \u00een oglind\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i place, te sim\u0163i prost \u015fi atunci \u00eei latri pe al\u0163ii c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi fac opera\u0163ii \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u201e\u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc gra\u021bios\u201d. Hai s\u0103-\u021bi spun ceva despre gra\u021bie: nu este toxic\u0103 \u0219i nu este veninoas\u0103. C\u00e2nd c\u00e2r\u00e2i despre Loredana Groza c\u0103 e c**v\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 o scapi \u00een mare, o \u021bine siliconul la suprafa\u021b\u0103, nu e\u0219ti gra\u021bios. E\u0219ti doar frustrat. \u0218i e\u0219ti frustrat pentru c\u0103 nu-\u021bi place cum ar\u0103\u021bi tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 bisturiul! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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