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Drag\u0103 Lorena, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n De ce trimit b\u0103rba\u021bii d*** pics? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, le primeam pe social media de la str\u0103ini \u0219i \u00eei credeam dezaxa\u021bi \u0219i demen\u021bi, \u0219i le d\u0103deam block. Dar mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat o chestie foarte cringe: Am cunoscut un tip, am ie\u0219it la dou\u0103 dates, ne-am \u00een\u021beles foarte bine, am glumit, am r\u00e2s \u0219i seara trecut\u0103, nimeni: nimic, el: jap, d*** pic pe Whatsapp. Nu am r\u0103spuns nimic, pentru c\u0103, pe bune, nu am \u0219tiut ce s\u0103 r\u0103spund. \u0218i nici el nu mi-a scris nimic dup\u0103 aia. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tuie\u0219ti? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n Fazele astea sunt rezultatul direct al siteurilor \u0219i redditurilor de inceli \u201ered-pill\u201d \u0219i \u201ealfa-male\u201d care bag\u0103 panica \u00een b\u0103rba\u021bi c\u0103 nu fac s*x suficient de des \u0219i suficient de repede. \u00cen fond, nici \u00een vremurile \u201ebune de alt\u0103dat\u0103\u201d, c\u00e2nd \u201efemeia era submisiv\u0103\u201d (textele din ghilimele marcheaz\u0103 BS-ul pe care \u00eel \u00eemping spre gigeii prostovani care \u00eel consum\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l treac\u0103 prin filtrul creierului, de vreme ce nu posed\u0103 unul) – cum ziceam nici \u201e\u00een vremurile bune\u201d, c\u00e2nd \u201efemeia \u00ee\u0219i \u0219tia locul\u201d, trebu\u0219oara aia nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00een prima zi. Sau \u00een prima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Sau \u00een prima lun\u0103. \u00cei f\u0103ceai curte p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2mpeai, \u00een ideea s\u0103 cumperi toat\u0103 vaca, nu s\u0103 te l\u0103come\u0219ti rapid la lapte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar cum pro\u0219tii nu \u0219tiu istorie, incelii obosi\u021bi de lab\u0103 \u00eei freac\u0103 la cap cu aceast\u0103 narativ\u0103 inept\u0103, c\u0103 tu \u201etrebuie s\u0103 fii submisiv\u0103\u201d, iar el \u201etrebuie s\u0103 fie b\u0103rbat\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 \u201e\u00ee\u021bi arate c\u0103 e b\u0103rbat\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Desigur, rahaturile incelilor nu-l \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 cum s\u0103 fie seduc\u0103tor \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens care \u021bi-ar stimula \u021bie cheful, prin urmare, face \u0219i el ce-l duce capul. \u0218i, cum se vede, nu-l duce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 era un random de pe net \u0219i trimitea poz\u0103 cu cucurigu, sfatul meu era s\u0103 cau\u021bi pe google cea mai d\u00e2rz\u0103 \u0219i falnic\u0103 m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ng\u0103 de pornostare\u021b \u0219i s\u0103 i-o trimi\u021bi ca reply. Text: \u201ea mea e mai mare\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Am r\u00e2s cu spume \u0219i t\u0103v\u0103leli de reac\u021biile diver\u0219ilor prostovani care se a\u0219teptau – nu \u0219tiu exact la ce – dar s-au pomenit cu ditamai \u0219tromeleagul \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u0219at. De la \u201es\u0103 te ****, ghei nenorocit\u201d la care eu ripostam: \u201edac\u0103 m\u0103 ****, e\u0219ti \u0219i tu ghei nenorocit cu mine\u201d \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u201edar chiar e a ta?\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar tu \u00eel cuno\u0219ti personal pe \u0103sta, \u0219i atunci, nu-\u021bi vin a\u0219a u\u0219or genul \u0103sta de glume. Cred c\u0103, \u00een multe cazuri, \u0219i t\u0103cerea e un excelent r\u0103spuns, \u0219i poate mai bine \u00eel la\u0219i \u00een pace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Un b\u0103iat care se teme c\u0103 te-ar putea pierde nu \u021bi-ar trimite nici mort o poz\u0103 cu d\u00e2nsa, iar dac\u0103 nu-i pas\u0103 c\u0103 te-ar putea pierde, nu e nici o pierdere. Las\u0103 c\u0103 apare \u0219i unul care \u00ee\u021bi trimite numai peisaje fotografiate de el prin Carpa\u021bi, Anzi \u0219i Alpi, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel rogi tu frumos s\u0103 trimit\u0103 \u0219i o poz\u0103 cu p**la, pentru varietate. (glum\u0103, nu s\u0103ri.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 reapare dup\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i mimeaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic, nu ignori incidentul. \u00cel \u00eentrebi frumos \u0219i calm: Ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 sunt genul de fat\u0103 c\u0103reia \u00eei trimi\u021bi din astea? \u0218i ce te a\u0219teptai s\u0103 prime\u0219ti la schimb? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Aceea va fi discu\u021bia \u00een care vei stabili dac\u0103 e prea prost s\u0103 merite orice form\u0103 de aten\u021bie ulterioar\u0103 sau e doar gre\u0219it influen\u021bat pe forumul de labe triste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u0103ie\u021bi, pe bune. 2024 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nu a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 trimite\u021bi pozele alea degeaba \u0219i c\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de chatiste pe care le pl\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 se minuneze de c\u00e2t e de mare \u0219i de groas\u0103, femeile nu sunt c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin impresionate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cum spunea \u00eentr-un stand-up Chris Rock, femeilor li se ofer\u0103 p**l\u0103 nonstop, de c\u00e2nd se joac\u0103 cu lop\u0103\u021bica \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103. Prin urmare, p**la \u00een sine e 100% neinteresant\u0103. Pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu, se publicau speechurile lui \u00een ni\u0219te c\u0103r\u021bi care nu interesau pe nimeni. De aceea, librarii au inventat o \u0219mecherie. Un pachet format dintr-un roman genial, care f\u0103cea furori, \u0219i \u201eRealiz\u0103rile lui Ceau\u0219escu\u201d. A\u0219a se asigurau c\u0103 v\u00e2nd tirajul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi o dat\u0103 c\u0103 p**la e \u201eRealiz\u0103rile lui Ceau\u0219escu\u201d \u00een acest pachet \u0219i concentra\u021bi-v\u0103 efortul pe restul pachetului, s\u0103 merite deranjul. A\u0219a ve\u021bi avea \u0219i voi ac\u021biune \u00een vie\u021bile voastre \u0219i n-o s\u0103 mai pl\u00e2nge\u021bi pe forumdealphamalesferoci punct net c\u0103 toate femeile se f** numai cu al\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 apreciezi aceast\u0103 rubric\u0103, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/rooster.jpg?fit=640%2C427&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25913"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25917,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25913\/revisions\/25917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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