C\u0103ut\u0103rile de google care aduc lumea pe blogul meu, sunt ca de obicei, fascinante. \u015ei trebuie elucidate, pentru c\u0103 eu \u00eemi respect cititorii. \u00cei umplu sistematic de respect.<\/p>\n
lorena lupu moarta in sicryu<\/strong> – da’ v\u0103d c\u0103 m\u0103 iubi\u0163i r\u0103u de tot. m-am topit de emo\u0163ie.<\/p>\n fete care isi baga m<\/strong> – pe asta o solu\u0163ion\u0103m sub forma unui quiz:<\/p>\n a) …otorin\u0103 \u00een rezervor? lorena suge pula<\/strong>. \/ R\u0103spuns: da. Dar numai din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103.<\/p>\n eu sunt mic tu fama mare<\/strong> – Da’ ce-s io, Viagra?<\/p>\n film pisica in cisme<\/strong> – de un an, dou\u0103 persoane caut\u0103 aceste dou\u0103 concepte: film pisica in cisme <\/strong> \u015fi pule mici<\/strong>. Acum \u00eentrebarea mea e: dac\u0103 tu cau\u0163i un an, zi de zi, aceea\u015fi sintagm\u0103, \u015fi vorba c\u00e2ntecului, pula boi pula cabalu, ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 le vei g\u0103si \u00een a 366-a zi?<\/p>\n marie in targul de pule<\/strong> – asta e inspiring. \u00eemi inspir\u0103 un tablou flamand cu o marioar\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163oas\u0103, apetisant\u0103, \u00een c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 de duminec\u0103 cu dantel\u0103 alb\u0103, examin\u00e2nd cu o privire de connoisseuz\u0103 m\u0103nunchiul de pule de pe taraba unui \u0163\u0103ran. Nu, z\u0103u, vreau tabloul \u0103sta la mine \u00een dormitor. Ostape, tot \u015fomezi – ia f\u0103 tu un tablou pe aceast\u0103 tem\u0103 – \u015fi nu uita rama.<\/p>\n par la pula<\/strong>. – Mna, p\u0103cat c\u0103 numa’ pari.<\/p>\n vis castraveti murati<\/strong> – da’ \u0103ia nu pi\u015fc\u0103? vreau s\u0103 zic, o\u0163etul… you know.<\/p>\n ce poti sa futi cu banii<\/strong> – R\u0103spuns: nimic. banii fiind moi, nu pot \u00eenlocui cu succes ceva tare. \u015fi fiind usca\u0163i, nu pot \u00eenlocui ceva umed. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, cu ei po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i croie\u015fti cale p\u00e2n\u0103 ante portas.<\/p>\n bancu cu vaca \u015fi dopu<\/strong> – pe \u0103sta-l vreau \u015fi eu. poate trece cineva \u015fi ne fu…, pardon ne zice bancul am\u00e2ndurora.<\/p>\n prutzul si ghioala<\/strong> – a\u0163i gre\u015fit blogul. \u00eencerca\u0163i pe viataefrumos.blogspot.com<\/p>\n michael jackson mirosea<\/strong> – \u00eenainte s\u0103-i cad\u0103 nasul, cu siguran\u0163\u0103. Dup\u0103 aceea, a respirat pe gur\u0103.<\/p>\n pornstaruri care sug pula<\/strong>. – Fuck! \u015etiu c\u0103 exist\u0103 m\u0103tur\u0103tori care nu m\u0103tur\u0103, zidari care nu zidesc, drumari care nu fac drumuri. Dar s\u0103 ajungem ca \u015fi starurile porn s\u0103 cad\u0103 sub b\u0103nuiala de incompeten\u0163\u0103!! S\u0103 trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 men\u0163ionezi: “da, vreau o pornostare\u0163\u0103, da’ una care s\u0103 sug\u0103 pula, nu a\u015fa, s\u0103 ia avansul \u015fi s\u0103-l bea!” Trist.<\/p>\n lorena g\u00e2nduri ascunse<\/strong>. – hihihihi, mi-e ru\u015fine. uite c\u0103 am ro\u015fit.<\/p>\n cum sa faci bisnita<\/strong> – dac\u0103 te \u00eentrebi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu are rost s\u0103 te apuci. bi\u015fni\u0163a e job de \u00eenalt\u0103 calificare. nu e recomandat\u0103 celor f\u0103r\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n femeile din viata lui axl rose<\/strong> – Iar Google mi-l trimite mie. Semn c\u0103 Google cite\u015fte \u015fi wishful thinking. p\u0103cat c\u0103 nu vrea \u015fi axl rose s\u0103 afle cine-s femeile din via\u0163a lui. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
\nb)…\u00e2na \u00een portofel?
\nc)…orcovi \u00een salat\u0103?<\/p>\n