{"id":25942,"date":"2024-01-12T12:46:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-12T09:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=25942"},"modified":"2024-01-12T12:46:30","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T09:46:30","slug":"la-jumatate-de-dry-january","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-jumatate-de-dry-january\/","title":{"rendered":"La jum\u0103tate de Dry January"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Intuiesc deja c\u0103, de cum deschid subiectul, vor ap\u0103rea vreo trei rom\u00e2ni verzi s\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u201edar ce e Dry January?\u201d \u0219i \u201ede ce \u00een romglez\u0103?\u201d, cu r\u0103spunsul evident: c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea pxla mea. Dry January e un trend online care prevede ca \u00een luna ianuarie s\u0103 nu pui guri\u021ba pe nici m\u0103car un strop de alcool. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu nu am fost ever o alcoolic\u0103, \u00een sensul c\u0103 am b\u0103ut doar seara, dup\u0103 munc\u0103. Niciodat\u0103 ziua, niciodat\u0103 pentru a-mi \u00eeneca amarul &#8211; s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 amarul \u0219tie s\u0103 \u00eenoate &#8211; ci \u00een general ca o form\u0103 de detensionare \u0219i relaxare, \u00een timp ce vizionam un film \/ podcast \/ show de stand-up \/ concert \/ Chefi la cu\u021bite \/ Hot Ones \/ orice altceva. Sau scriam pentru blog \/ pentru un proiect personal \/ pentru o colaborare cu ter\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103  inspiram din s\u0103rutul ro\u0219u &#8211; sec al sticlei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rezultatul a fost \u0219i bun \u0219i r\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ce e bun? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ar\u0103t mult mai bine diminea\u021ba, la trezire. Nu mai am episoade de foame noaptea. Nu mai am arsuri gastrice. Am o energie nou\u0103, care cred c\u0103 e vizibil\u0103 \u0219i \u00een ce fac \/ scriu \/ creez lately. \u0102ia care v\u0103 spun c\u0103 alcoolul d\u0103uneaz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii nu bat c\u00e2mpii, dragii de ei. Da, te sim\u021bi din nou de 20 de ani. \u0218i aici intervin \u0219i ni\u0219te nici probleme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 dormi <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pfoo\u021bi ritualul de relaxare, rezultatul e &#8211; evideeent &#8211;  c\u0103 nu te relaxezi. \u0218i te apuc\u0103 trei noaptea cu ochii pe la filme \u0219i cu nervii pe bigudiuri. A\u0219a m-am \u00eemprietenit cu sticla de vin in the first place. C\u0103utam ceva de calmare. \u0218i da, \u0103sta e un hint glume\u021b la aceast\u0103 poezie: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><div class=\"video-container\"><blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\/video\/7321397589838957856\" data-video-id=\"7321397589838957856\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width: 605px;min-width: 325px;\" > <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@lorena.lupu\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu?refer=embed\">@lorena.lupu<\/a> <p>Ion Pribeagu &#8211; De calmare  <a title=\"lorenalupu\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/lorenalupu?refer=embed\">#lorenalupu<\/a> <a title=\"actor\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/actor?refer=embed\">#actor<\/a> <a title=\"poezie\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/poezie?refer=embed\">#poezie<\/a> <a title=\"entertainment\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/entertainment?refer=embed\">#entertainment<\/a> <a title=\"5pasidebine\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/5pasidebine?refer=embed\">#5pasidebine<\/a> <a title=\"misiuneatiktok\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/misiuneatiktok?refer=embed\">#misiuneatiktok<\/a> <a title=\"viral\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/viral?refer=embed\">#viral<\/a> <a title=\"fyp\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/fyp?refer=embed\">#fyp<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c original sound - lorena.lupu\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7321397622831319840?refer=embed\">\u266c original sound &#8211; lorena.lupu<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script data-jetpack-boost=\"ignore\" async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-code\"><code>\n<strong>2. E extrem de greu s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti <\/strong>\n\n\nE adev\u0103rat, alcoolul nu \u00ee\u021bi mai erodeaz\u0103 vlaga \u0219i cheful de via\u021b\u0103, \u00een schimb, propriul t\u0103u stres, da. Dac\u0103 adormi la 3-4, te vei trezi la 9 extrem, dar extrem de obosit. \u0218i, desigur, e u\u0219or s\u0103-\u021bi revii cu o cafea, un du\u0219 \u0219i dou\u0103 pastile de magneziu - dar se adun\u0103 o oboseal\u0103 din aceea de fundal, greu de recuperat. \n\n3. <strong>Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, ianuarie e luna lichid\u0103rilor de stoc pentru tot ce nu s-a v\u00e2ndut de s\u0103rb\u0103tori<\/strong>.\n\nPrin urmare, sunt pline magazinele de reduceri la vinuri bune. La pre\u021buri nebune. Pl\u00e2nge inima-n mine c\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u00e2t alcool bun la pre\u021b irezistibil pierd eu cu acest Dry January. Dar dac\u0103 am zis c\u0103 o s\u0103 hang in there, fix asta voi face. \n\n<strong>4. Nu ai nici un chef s\u0103 ie\u0219i \u00een ora\u0219. <\/strong>\n\nS\u0103 te \u00eembraci frumos, s\u0103 te aranjezi, s\u0103 te rujezi \u0219i fardezi ca s\u0103 bei Cola, sau ap\u0103 plat\u0103 cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie, \u00een timp ce lumea din jur bea shoturi. No. Way. In. Hell. \n\n5. Pentru c\u0103 seara m\u0103 luptam cu acest exces de energie izvor\u00e2t\u0103 din stres, am tot intrat live pe TikTok, s\u0103-mi consum surescitarea \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi relaxez mintea. Rezultatul e c\u0103 mi-au crescut followerii \u0219i reachul \u00een mod organic, \u0219i c\u0103 am tot intrat \u00een trending. \n\nPe logica vechiului banc: Ioane, ai acvariu? Nu. Atunci e\u0219ti homosexual, putem extrapola: Ai de b\u0103ut? Nu. Atunci po\u021bi ajunge tiktoker de succes. \n\nCeea ce e totu\u0219i o consolare. \n\n***\r\n\r\nDac\u0103 apreciezi aceast\u0103 rubric\u0103, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103. Aici.\r\n\r\n\r\n***\r\n\r\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook, follow pe Twitter \u015fi Instagram, subscribe pe YouTube \u015fi pe TikTok.\n<\/code><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intuiesc deja c\u0103, de cum deschid subiectul, vor ap\u0103rea vreo trei rom\u00e2ni verzi s\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u201edar ce e Dry January?\u201d \u0219i \u201ede ce \u00een&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/vin-rosu.jpg?fit=950%2C554&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25942"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25946,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25942\/revisions\/25946"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}