{"id":2599,"date":"2010-09-12T11:40:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T08:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2599"},"modified":"2010-09-12T11:40:14","modified_gmt":"2010-09-12T08:40:14","slug":"oh-dulce-patetism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/oh-dulce-patetism\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, dulce patetism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 ceva peste m\u0103sur\u0103, acel ceva este jurnalismul pompos \u015fi de aten\u0163ie cer\u015fetoriu. Cum ar fi <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eva.ro\/sanatate\/endocrinologie\/hipertiroidismul-o-afectiune-nemiloasa-a-tiroidei-articol-21122.html\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>De ce pula mea structuralist\u0103 s\u0103 zici &#8220;o afec\u0163iune nemiloas\u0103 a curului&#8221;? Exist\u0103 cumva \u015fi afec\u0163iuni miloase? Sau boli cru\u0163\u0103toare? Sau suferin\u0163e bl\u00e2nde? Sau dureri \u00eendur\u0103toare? De ce s\u0103 nu te rezumi la a descrie sec \u015fi simplu simptomele? Dac\u0103 e de na\u015fpa, reiese din ele, nu trebuie s\u0103 mai pompezi tu epitete cli\u015feistice, s\u0103 rupi gura precupe\u0163elor care cump\u0103r\u0103 Sandra Brown. Ah, asta \u00eemi aduce aminte de o veri\u015foar\u0103 de-a mea care-\u015fi cump\u0103ra romane de-astea siropoase.<\/p>\n<p>Eu:<br \/>\n-Dar de ce s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cumperi prostiile astea?<br \/>\nEa:<br \/>\n-P\u0103i, drag\u0103, e important s\u0103 ai o carte \u00een cas\u0103, s\u0103 mai cite\u015fti \u015fi tu ceva, nu?<\/p>\n<p>Revenind la &#8220;suferin\u0163e atroce \u015fi boli cumplite&#8221;: De asta e bine ca pentru rubricile de medicin\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti pe cineva de specialitate, sau cel pu\u0163in, dac\u0103 pic\u0103 magaoaia responsabilit\u0103\u0163ii pe capul t\u0103u, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i mi\u015fti cele opt chintale de cur din scaunul ergonomic, s\u0103 cobori p\u00e2n\u0103-n urbe \u015fi s\u0103 intervievezi un doctor despre. Nu vei mai sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103 compensezi cu g\u0103lu\u015fte patetice pentru lacune.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei asta \u00eemi aduce aminte de alt\u0103 faz\u0103: de c\u00e2te ori \u00eenv\u0103\u0163am la istorie, d\u0103deam extemporale concise \u015fi precise, cu informa\u0163ii relevante. C\u00e2nd nu \u00eenv\u0103\u0163am, b\u0103team c\u00e2mpii apoteotic, metaforic \u015fi bombastic. Evident, profa de istorie era pizd\u0103 botanist\u0103. De aceea luam note mai mici c\u00e2nd \u015ftiam lec\u0163ia, dec\u00e2t atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eemi storceam filonul de vr\u0103jeal\u0103 patetic-compensatorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 ceva peste m\u0103sur\u0103, acel ceva este jurnalismul pompos \u015fi de aten\u0163ie cer\u015fetoriu. Cum ar fi aici. De ce pula mea structuralist\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}