{"id":26,"date":"2007-12-31T01:02:53","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T22:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/31\/cu-pula-la-inaintare\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T01:02:53","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T22:02:53","slug":"cu-pula-la-inaintare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cu-pula-la-inaintare\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu pula la \u00eenaintare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-25\" href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/31\/cu-pula-la-inaintare\/pula\/\" title=\"pula\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/pula.jpg?w=700\" alt=\"pula\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>sau <font size=\"3\"><strong>Cumplita dram\u0103 a femeii cu pul\u0103<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p>(titlu la alegere<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/us.i1.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/i\/mesg\/emoticons7\/4.gif?w=700\" \/>)<\/p>\n<p>(Publicat ini\u0163ial pe 23 iunie, pe Yahoo 360)<\/p>\n<p>A trebuit s\u0103 treac\u0103 un an, \u015fi dou\u0103 manuscrise literare, ca guru Mike s\u0103 remarce poten\u0163ialul phallic al numelui meu (adic\u0103 talentul s\u0103u de a forma pule cu tot ce \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fte \u00een cale).<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/us.i1.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/i\/mesg\/emoticons7\/1.gif?w=700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pe Mike l-a frapat de-abia titlul &#8220;Lorena Lu<strong>pu la <\/strong>primul roman&#8221;. T\u00e2rziu, nenic\u0103. De mic copil, c\u00e2nd eram pr\u0103p\u0103dit\u0103 \u015fi boln\u0103vicioas\u0103, eram &#8220;Lu<strong>pu la <\/strong>salonul 12, etajul 3&#8243;, la \u015fcoal\u0103, datorit\u0103 frizurii b\u0103ie\u0163e\u015fti, ochelarilor de vedere \u015fi a atitudinii st\u00e2ngace, eram &#8220;Lu<strong>puleeeee<\/strong>&#8221; (observa\u0163i v\u0103 rog, pluralul, \u015fi \u00eenverzi\u0163i-v\u0103 de invidie, voi, cei ce poseda\u0163i doar una), nemaivorbind de &#8220;Lu<strong>pu<\/strong>, <strong>la<\/strong> tabl\u0103!&#8221; sau &#8220;Lu<strong>pu<\/strong>, <strong>la <\/strong>raport!&#8221;, diverse construc\u0163ii \u015fcol\u0103re\u015fti care ofereau pulii liber\u0103 circula\u0163ie prin numele meu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, Lorena Lu<strong>pu, la <\/strong>debut&#8230; Lorena Lu<strong>pu, la <\/strong>ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 v-a venit ideea s\u0103 v\u0103 apuca\u0163i de teatru? Ia spune, Mike, dac\u0103 p\u0103stram primul titlu al romanului, cum ap\u0103ream prin cataloage? Lorena Lu<strong>pu &#8211; La <\/strong>propunerea Ei??? \u015fi chiar \u015fi a\u015fa, cum o s\u0103 apar \u00een indec\u015fi: Lu<strong>pu, Lo<\/strong>rena&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Asta e, cine are pul\u0103, s\u0103-i tr\u0103iasc\u0103! S\u0103 mai fac rost de niscaiva cojones \u00een plus, \u015fi voi fi pe deplin mul\u0163umit\u0103 de tezaurul meu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, un mic bonus: Wellcome to Pula! (Magnifica Pul\u0103 croat\u0103, spre deosebire de Pula ungurilor, sau a italienilor &#8211; mai mici de felul lor)<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ujTCnpgLQwg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sau Cumplita dram\u0103 a femeii cu pul\u0103 (titlu la alegere) (Publicat ini\u0163ial pe 23 iunie, pe Yahoo 360) A trebuit s\u0103 treac\u0103 un an,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}