{"id":26039,"date":"2024-02-04T14:01:11","date_gmt":"2024-02-04T11:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26039"},"modified":"2024-02-04T14:12:42","modified_gmt":"2024-02-04T11:12:42","slug":"problema-mea-cu-religia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/problema-mea-cu-religia\/","title":{"rendered":"Problema mea cu religia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ieri, f\u0103ceam live-ul meu obi\u0219nuit pe TikTok de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i ca s\u0103 ucid din fa\u0219\u0103 orice \u201edar de ce ai TikTok\u201d, \u201ece cau\u021bi tu pe TikTok\u201d \u0219i \u201dlas\u0103-te de TikTok\u201d, spun doar at\u00e2t: pe TikTok po\u021bi recita, c\u00e2nta, crea sketchuri scurte, glume, tot ce-\u021bi trece prin cap, iar lumea nu are acreli de bo\u0219orog ciufut, cu \u201es-a g\u0103sit asta s\u0103 se cread\u0103 rockstar c\u00e2nd are un c*r c\u00e2t China comunist\u0103\u201d, pe care le-am \u00eent\u00e2mpinat pe Facebook la lansarea clipului Jet. Pentru c\u0103 \u0219i restul lumii de pe platform\u0103 r\u00e2de, c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i danseaz\u0103 \u0219i e o re\u021bea social\u0103 mai potrivit\u0103 profilului meu de actor, \u00een timp ce Facebook e platforma mea pentru blogging. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK, buuun. Deci, f\u0103ceam live-ul meu obi\u0219nuit de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara, \u0219i \u00eemi povestea o copil\u0103 c\u0103 are o depresie din aceea nasoal\u0103, cu simptome clinice, iar eu \u00eei recomandam s\u0103 caute un terapeut bun, \u0219i dac\u0103 nu nimere\u0219te din prima o persoan\u0103 eficient\u0103, de vreme ce \u021bara asta e plin\u0103 de impostori, s\u0103 continue s\u0103 caute, hopa una: Roag\u0103-te la Dumnezeu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Atunci, am v\u0103zut negru \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor. Da, c\u00e2nd omul are o mic\u0103 melancolie de sezon, po\u021bi s\u0103 recomanzi rug\u0103ciunea ca tratament. C\u00e2nd e vag plictisit \u0219i nu g\u0103se\u0219te motiva\u021bie, po\u021bi s\u0103 recomanzi rug\u0103ciunea ca tratament. Dar c\u00e2nd e bolnav, bolnav pe bune&#8230; e\u0219ti iresponsabil \u0219i dement s\u0103 recomanzi rug\u0103ciunea ca tratament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi-a venit brusc \u00een minte o \u0219tire cu unii c\u0103rora le-a murit copilul, pentru c\u0103 denomina\u021biunea lor refuza transplantul de s\u00e2nge, sau cu al\u021bii care, tot a\u0219a, au pierdut un copil pentru c\u0103 rahatul lor de religie retardat\u0103 cu spume nu permitea chirurgia, pe ideea c\u0103 opera lui Dumnezeu e perfect\u0103 \u0219i nu te bagi tu cu cu\u021bitul \u00een ea. P\u0103i, dac\u0103 opera lui Dumnezeu e perfect\u0103, atunci de ce se \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219te? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vai, c\u0103 e consecin\u021ba p\u0103catului originar. Dac\u0103, s\u0103 zicem, mie mi-ar fi f\u0103cut o t\u00e2mpenie un cuplu de cretini, cum i-au f\u0103cut Adam \u0219i Eva lui Dumnezeu, \u0219i eu m-a\u0219 fi pornit o \u00eentr-o misiune turbat\u0103 s\u0103 le persecut to\u021bi copiii, nepo\u021bii \u0219i str\u0103nepo\u021bii, a\u021bi fi zis de mine c\u0103 sunt un gunoi psihopat \u0219i r\u0103zbun\u0103tor. Deci, religia asta a voastr\u0103 e concentrat\u0103 \u00een jurul unei zeit\u0103\u021bi psihopate \u0219i r\u0103zbun\u0103toare, care face ca \u00een 2024 un copil nou-n\u0103scut s\u0103 moar\u0103 de cancer, pentru c\u0103 doi au m\u00e2ncat un m\u0103r c\u00e2ndva \u00een zorii umanit\u0103\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Make it make sense. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i atunci a \u00eenc\u0103lecat aia pe m\u00e2r\u021boaga superiorit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 mie c\u0103 sunt pe calea gre\u0219it\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-mi dea Dumnezeu minte, iar la faza asta, m-am umplut de draci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i i-am zis adev\u0103rata mea problem\u0103 cu religia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i anume: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N-am nici o problem\u0103 cu credin\u021ba ta, c\u00e2t e \u00eentre tine \u0219i Dumnezeu. N-am nici o problem\u0103 nici dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi umpli profilul de social media cu icoane. Promit s\u0103 nu vin s\u0103 fac mi\u0219to de ele, cum vin at\u00e2\u021bia s\u0103 m\u0103 tot h\u0103r\u021buiasc\u0103 pentru androginia mea, s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 \u201eb\u0103ie\u021bel\u201d, de parc\u0103 se schimb\u0103 via\u021ba lor cu ceva, dac\u0103 eu sunt mai \u201efeti\u021b\u0103\u201d. Promit s\u0103 nu fac mi\u0219touri dac\u0103 te duci la Sf. Paraschiva \u0219i faci live cu tine pup\u00e2nd moa\u0219te. Chit c\u0103 mi se \u00eentoarce pu\u021bin stomacul, dar promit c\u0103 \u021bin pentru mine. Cred \u00een libertatea ta de a pupa ce \u00ee\u021bi place. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mbuuun. Dar c\u00e2nd tu vii s\u0103 faci panaram\u0103 la mine-n curte c\u0103 tu de\u021bii calea, adev\u0103rul \u0219i via\u021ba \u0219i c\u0103 eu sunt pe ar\u0103tur\u0103, \u0219i c\u0103 religia te face pe tine superior \u0219i pe mine inferior, atunci o s\u0103 te iau de guler \u0219i o s\u0103 te scot \u00een \u0219uturi pentru c\u0103, vorba piesei mele <strong>Jet<\/strong>, \u201enu-mi spui ce s\u0103 cred, nu-mi spui ce s\u0103 fac, nu-mi spui s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc, nu-mi spui c\u00e2nd s\u0103 tac.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cea mai toxic\u0103 \u0219i iritant\u0103 tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 a religiei e aspectul de converteal\u0103 cu presiune, gaslighting, guilt tripping \u0219i toate c**turile din arsenalul maniipul\u0103rii, pe care le recunosc de cum le aud \u0219i care m\u0103 fac s\u0103 vreau s\u0103 visez re\u00eennoit la aplica\u021bia Bocancul virtual. C\u00e2nd tu agasezi deliberat pe unul care n-are chef de tine \u0219i nu-\u021bi datoreaz\u0103 nimic, \u0219i se lanseaz\u0103 din ecran un bocanc care \u00ee\u021bi arde una \u00een plin\u0103 figur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai ales c\u0103, istoric, religia a executat \u0219i a ars pe rug sute de mii de domni \u0219i doamne pentru chestii \u00een care credeau sau nu credeau. Nici m\u0103car nu era cazul s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut ceva reprobabil, pur \u0219i simplu nu credeau cu suficient\u0103 t\u0103rie \u00een ce cale, adev\u0103r \u0219i via\u021b\u0103 voiai tu s\u0103 le \u00eende\u0219i pe g\u00e2t cu sila. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R\u0103zboaie s\u00e2ngeroase au devorat mii de vie\u021bi, pentru c\u0103 fiecare parte combatant\u0103 era convins\u0103 c\u0103 dumnezeul ei e cel corect \u0219i c\u0103 asta le d\u0103 dreptul s\u0103 h\u0103cuiasc\u0103 pe p\u0103g\u00e2nii ceilal\u021bi, care cred \u00een dumnezeul eronat. Deci, au murit oameni \u0219i s-au distrus propriet\u0103\u021bi pentru ce? Pentru BS pur? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, putem s\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00een linii mari liber doar pentru c\u0103 avem un stat laic, secular, \u0219i adev\u0103rat c\u0103 popii se bag\u0103 \u00een toate, dar m\u0103car acum ai libertatea s\u0103-i bagi \u00een vagin de mam\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te salte potera s\u0103 te execute \u00een pia\u021ba public\u0103 ca pe  un eretic nenorocit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0102\u0219tia care se vaiet\u0103 de cancel culture nu con\u0219tientizeaz\u0103 ce  cancel culture exista c\u00e2nd erai omor\u00e2t, b\u0103gat la \u00eenchisoare, deposedat de averi, trimis la munc\u0103 silnic\u0103 sau torturat pentru ce credeai sau nu credeai. Acolo s\u0103 vezi cancel culture. Cancel culture de acum, c\u00e2nd ni\u0219te p**zde proaste cu spume, cu care oricum nu-\u021bi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 interac\u021bionezi, subit nu mai vorbesc cu tine, pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti canceled, e o binecuv\u00e2ntare pur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i dup\u0103 ce le-am relatat frumu\u0219el pe toate astea, \u00eencepe alta: \u201eeu am avut cancer \u0219i m-a vindecat Dumnezeu\u201d. Ai fost la medic? Da. Te-ai operat? Da. Ai luat tratamentul dat  de medic? Da. OK, cum crezi c\u0103 se simt oamenii \u0103ia, care au rupt b\u0103ncile \u0219colii s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 trateze boli ca a ta, c\u00e2nd tu nu le mul\u021bume\u0219ti lor c\u0103 te-au vindecat, ci unei entit\u0103\u021bi abstracte care n-a \u021binut bisturiul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi extrag\u0103 \u021besutul canceros din organism? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i alta: \u201eEu am fost bolnav\u0103, nu m-am dus la medici, dar m-a vindecat rug\u0103ciunea.\u201d Dac\u0103 nu te-ai dus la medici, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai avut mare lucru. A\u0219a, \u0219i eu am avut o r\u0103ceal\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, nu am deranjat-o pe doamna doctor a mea, de vreme ce are cabinetul plin de pensionari cu boli serioase, nu trei muci \u0219i-o flegm\u0103, mi-am luat Parasinus \u0219i l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u0219i sunt \u00een linii mari vindecat\u0103, \u0219i am ascultat \u00eentre timp o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de Busta Rhymes. Pot spune c\u0103 Busta Rhymes m-a vindecat de r\u0103ceal\u0103? Coinciden\u021ba nu e totuna cu cauzalitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poate c\u0103 doctrina comunist\u0103 nu e favorita voastr\u0103, \u0219i  nu e nici a mea. Dar c\u00e2nd Marx a spus c\u0103 religia e opiul maselor, a avut perfect\u0103 dreptate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i revenind la subiectul de la care ne-am luat: dac\u0103 \u021bii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 te rogi, f\u0103-o. Orice hobby e bun, s\u0103-\u021bi ocupe timpul \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi mute aten\u021bia de la g\u00e2ndurile negre provocate de boal\u0103, \u0219i dac\u0103 nu ai talent de un hobby creativ, m\u0103car religia nu te provoac\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi extinzi orizonturile. Te \u021bine \u00eentr-un foarte confortabil \u201ecrede \u0219i nu cerceta\u201d, foarte safe pentru oameni cu idei pu\u021bine \u0219i fixe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar nu o folosi pe post de medicament pentru boli grave. \u0218i nu l\u0103sa pe tanti Mi\u021ba habotnica s\u0103 te conving\u0103 c\u0103 e cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>. Pentru dona\u021bii de 50 de euro sau mai mult, \u00eemi po\u021bi propune tu un subiect. 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