{"id":26045,"date":"2024-02-06T12:25:31","date_gmt":"2024-02-06T09:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26045"},"modified":"2024-02-06T13:12:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T10:12:04","slug":"premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-editia-grammy-2004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-editia-grammy-2004\/","title":{"rendered":"Premiile Ce-a fost \u00een mintea lor – edi\u0163ia Grammy 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

An de an, a\u015ftept\u0103m cu \u00eenfrigurare ceremoniile care premiaz\u0103 excelen\u0163a \u00een varii ramuri ale entertainmentului. \u015ei an de an, a\u015ftept\u0103m cu \u015fi mai mare \u00eenfrigurare s\u0103 explor\u0103m cotloanele pline de agonie \u015fi extaz ale covorului ro\u015fu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aceast\u0103 mic\u0103 serie are un rol emo\u0163ional. Ea reconstituie ce a fost \u00een mintea eroului sau a eroinei, de-a ajuns s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een lume \u00een aceste memorabile ve\u015fminte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201eCe bine-mi pare c\u0103 ai luat plas\u0103\u201d – Miley Cyrus <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, uite ce reducere mare au \u0103\u0219tia la plase pesc\u0103re\u0219ti! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i da, fata mea, dar tu nu pescuie\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Poate c\u0103 nu pescuiesc dup\u0103 pe\u0219te, dar garantat pescuiesc dup\u0103 stil fioros \u0219i periculos de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu-mi spune c\u0103 iar te dezbraci la ceva eveniment monden, s\u0103 urle din nou tabloidele dup\u0103 tine c\u0103 e\u0219ti depravat\u0103 \u0219i decadent\u0103 ca Occidentul desfr\u00e2nat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cine, eu? M\u0103 duc \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n din\u021bi. Pe cuv\u00e2nt de mafiot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fata mea, deja le-ai ar\u0103tat-o. \u0218i din fa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i din profil, \u0219i din spate. Nu crezi c\u0103 po\u021bi \u00eencerca ceva nou \u0219i surprinz\u0103tor, gen s\u0103 pui \u0219i tu o hain\u0103 pe tine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ba daaaa. Promit s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201eSuge-o, Miley!\u201d – Doja Cat <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Alo, tanti dizain\u0103r? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, cine \u00eentreab\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sunt Doja Cat, \u0219i sunt furibund\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-An de an, dau faliment cu fe\u0219\u0103nurile astea de mare lux \u0219i rafinament pe covorul ro\u0219u, \u0219i an de an, vine Miley \u00een p*** goal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi ia fa\u021ba. P\u0103i ce, eu nu am p***? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sincer, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 r\u0103spund la aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare. \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… presupun c\u0103… da? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu mai presupune, treci la treab\u0103. Vreau o rochie at\u00e2t de transparent\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se vad\u0103 clar modelul de frizur\u0103 pe care o port acolo jos, cu breton fran\u021buzesc drept. M-am f\u0103cut \u00een\u021beleas\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Domni\u0219oar\u0103, \u00eemi cer cele mai umile scuze c\u0103 am \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 v\u0103 ascund bretonul p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Promit c\u0103 nu se va repeta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Miley Cyrus mi-o suge! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cemi cer scuze, asta deja nu intr\u0103 \u00een aria mea de expertiz\u0103. Dar promit c\u0103 to\u021bi vor aprecia bretonul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De-aia te pl\u0103tesc! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201dEu nu m\u0103 f** \u0219i sunt m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de asta\u201d – Billie Eilish <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Billie, ai Grammys m\u00e2ine, e\u0219ti printre nominaliza\u021bi. Lumea zice c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigi. C\u00e2nd ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 alegi o \u021binut\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce \u021binut\u0103? Am dulapul plin de haine, ce-mi trebuie mie o c\u00e2rp\u0103 exagerat de scump\u0103, pe care o port o singur\u0103 dat\u0103, apoi o \u021bin pe umera\u0219 forever, s\u0103 nu se ia Vogue de mine c\u0103 port aceea\u0219i rochie de dou\u0103 ori, dup\u0103 ce am dat 300.000 de dolari pe ea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar e\u0219ti vedet\u0103, Billie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 sunt vedet\u0103, sunt vedet\u0103 \u0219i \u00een gogo\u0219arii mei prefera\u021bi, \u0103ia cu turul sub tocul bocancilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Billie, dar e\u0219ti femeie… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 sunt femeie, sunt femeie \u0219i cu coa**le-n v\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-N-o s\u0103-\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti niciodat\u0103 p\u0103 vrunu’. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ce s\u0103 fac eu cu vrunu’ \u0103la, dac\u0103-l g\u0103sesc? S\u0103-l trimit dup\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri? N-am nevoie, c\u0103 nu fumez. Borcane \u0219tiu s\u0103 desfac \u0219i singur\u0103, iar s… mi se pare boring \u0219i limitativ. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Of, fata mea. M\u0103 \u00eentreb cu ce te-am traumatizat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mam\u0103, aveam 7 ani c\u00e2nd am intrat din gre\u0219eal\u0103 la baie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 vezi. Iar tu te epilai cu cear\u0103. Imaginea aia m-a b\u00e2ntuit p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cele mai negre co\u0219maruri. \u0218i mi-am zis: Dac\u0103 s*** presupune at\u00e2ta suferin\u021b\u0103. sigur e lucr\u0103tura diavolului \u0219i mai bine m\u0103 lipsesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201eCapot Eleganza Extravaganza\u201d – Dua Lipa <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Ce s\u0103 fie, domni\u0219oar\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218ti\u021bi, domnule designer, mie mi se pare c\u0103 moda trebuie s\u0103 fie un statement. O afirma\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, \u0219i ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 afirma\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-S\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim \u00eempreun\u0103 la o diminea\u021b\u0103 de duminic\u0103. Relaxare. Rupere-n paisprezece. \u0218i deodat\u0103, realizezi c\u0103 \u021bi s-a terminat nesul. \u0218i, pentru c\u0103 nu ai nimic de demonstrat nim\u0103nui, cobori la butic, \u00een papuci \u0219i \u00een capot, s\u0103 cumperi c\u00e2teva plicuri de Amigo. Vecinii be\u021bivi \u0219i libidino\u0219i te fluier\u0103, nevestele lor ur\u00e2te \u0219i grase te omoar\u0103 lent din priviri, \u0219i dup\u0103 aia, se adun\u0103 s\u0103 b\u00e2rfeasc\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti c***\u0103 \u0219i te f*** numai cu str\u0103ini milionari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Interesant, interesant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar capotul s\u0103 fie blindat de Jvarovschi, s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 str\u0103inii \u0103ia chiar sunt milionari, nu s\u0103r\u0103kii ratate, ca b\u0103rba\u021bii lor! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201eR\u0103getul furios al naturii\u201d – Summer Walker <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Alo, casa de design? Am o idee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce idee? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum ar fi s\u0103 transpunem \u00een limbajul somptuos \u0219i exotic al fe\u0219\u0103nului ziua a doua de ciclu? Aia \u00een care \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te s\u00e2ngele din tine ca din f\u00e2nt\u00e2na artezian\u0103, schimbi absorbantul o dat\u0103 pe or\u0103 \u0219i blestemi loteria naturii care te-a dotat cu ovare \u0219i nu cu testicule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M-a\u021bi nimerit, doamna Summer. Sunt exact \u00een ziua aia. \u0218i deja simt cum \u00eemi curg lichidele creativit\u0103\u021bii! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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