{"id":26071,"date":"2024-02-12T13:13:34","date_gmt":"2024-02-12T10:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26071"},"modified":"2024-02-12T13:13:36","modified_gmt":"2024-02-12T10:13:36","slug":"despre-trompa-de-elefant-a-lui-drake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-trompa-de-elefant-a-lui-drake\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre trompa de elefant a lui Drake"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sunt situa\u0163ii \u00een care m\u0103 declar dep\u0103\u015fit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce o vedet\u0103 de talia lui Drake, cu succesul lui Drake, banii lui Drake, popularitatea lui Drake, etc. etc. etc. lui Drake a sim\u0163it nevoia s\u0103 \u201escape din gre\u0219eal\u0103 pe internet\u201d un video \u00een care \u00ee\u0219i flutura ciocanul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centregul Twitter a clocotit \u00een agonie \u0219i extaz, \u0219i discu\u021bia s-a concentrat pe analiza exhaustiv\u0103 a lungimii, l\u0103\u021bimii \u0219i circumferin\u021bei. \u0218i da, a\u021bi putea spune, Drake e trending on X de zile \u00een \u0219ir, deci, a fost un succes. Dar a fost un succes? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S-a dus cineva, \u00een urma acestei expuneri de mezel, s\u0103-i cumpere albumele sau s\u0103 le asculte pe Spotify? Evident, nu. \u00cen schimb, to\u021bi dispera\u021bii au \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u0219i povesteasc\u0103 fanteziile fierbin\u021bi legate de acea imagine de neuitat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce a fost nevoie de asta, c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti una dintre cele mai mari vedete de list\u0103 A?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen\u021beleg c\u00e2nd un vede\u021bel de categoria a 4-a, r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 contracte, face o chestie de genul \u0103sta pentru a mai mulge ni\u0219te aten\u021bie. De\u0219i, cum a ar\u0103tat cazul defunctului Dustin Diamond, adeseori activit\u0103\u021bile de genul te bag\u0103 \u0219i mai ad\u00e2nc \u00een groap\u0103. La propriu \u0219i la figurat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cele opt albume ale lui Drake sunt mari succese comerciale; \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t l-a egalat pe Michael Jackson la num\u0103rul de hituri lansate de un artist b\u0103rbat. Are cinci premii Grammy \u0219i 34 de premii Billboard Music. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, reiau \u00eentrebarea: ce nevoie avea aceast\u0103 imagine a succesului s\u0103-\u0219i arate socoteala pe internet? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e ca \u0219i cum ducea lips\u0103 de ac\u021biune. \u0218i dac\u0103 ducea, are milioane de groupies de toate genurile, care s\u0103 fie mai mult dec\u00e2t onorate s\u0103 i-o \u00eenghit\u0103 cu totul. \u0218i dac\u0103 nu-i pl\u0103ceau fanii lui, avea bani s\u0103 cumpere ce escort\u0103, de ce gen ar fi dorit s\u0103 aib\u0103. \u0218i atunci? De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Motivul pentru care Prince sau Michael Jackson \u00ee\u0219i vor p\u0103stra mereu magia de zei ai muzicii pop e pentru c\u0103 au l\u0103sat misterul \u0219i specula\u021bia s\u0103 planeze asupra a ce aveau acolo jos. Chiar dac\u0103 exist\u0103 acei fani \u0219i acele fane care b\u0103lesc la o bucat\u0103 de carne, omul normal are nevoie de un anume respect al vedetei fa\u021b\u0103 de propriul corp pentru a o putea admira. Chiar dac\u0103 sloganul preferat al **bagiilor din toat\u0103 lumea e \u201eshow b00bs, show vegana\u201d, realitatea e c\u0103 au nevoie s\u0103 nu le vad\u0103, s\u0103 poat\u0103 visa la ele \u00een continuare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oric\u00e2t de mare \u0219i de groas\u0103 e, nu poate concura cu versiunea mitologic\u0103 din imagina\u021bia maselor, atunci c\u00e2nd nu ar\u0103\u021bi nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cert e c\u0103 nu m\u0103 voi putea uita de acum \u00eencolo la un video al lui Drake f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc automat \u201db\u0103iatul care ne-a ar\u0103tat cucurigu pe net, ca un ratat calic care \u00ee\u0219i spameaz\u0103 lista joi noaptea la 3 cu poze cu d\u00e2nsa, pentru c\u0103 e tot ce are de oferit\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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