{"id":26167,"date":"2024-03-06T12:16:38","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T09:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26167"},"modified":"2024-03-06T12:28:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T09:28:33","slug":"tribunalul-si-eclerele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tribunalul-si-eclerele\/","title":{"rendered":"Tribunalul \u015fi eclerele"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ne cert\u0103m \u00eentre noi pe motive incredibil de meschine \u015fi de puerile. Mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u015fi mie s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 Facebook amintirile zilei \u015fi s\u0103 descop\u0103r scandaluri ridicole pe motive care azi m\u0103 fac s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc. E adev\u0103rat, \u00een cazul meu cearta e mereu ini\u0163iat\u0103 de gigel gher\u0163oiul superior sau gigel incelic\u0103 ofuscat, dar problema e \u015fi la mine, c\u0103 pierd timp cu replici, \u00een loc s\u0103 le dau block pur \u015fi simplu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nimic nu se compar\u0103 cu meschin\u0103ria halucinant\u0103 a celui mai inutil proces din lume: Laura Lauren\u0163iu vs. Jamila Cuisine, care tocmai au ajuns la \u00cenalta Curte de Casa\u0163ie \u015fi Justi\u0163ie pentru o re\u0163et\u0103 de pr\u0103jitur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 dai zeci de mii de lei cheltuieli de judecat\u0103 \u015fi ani de stres din via\u0163a ta s\u0103 te r\u0103fuie\u015fti cu gospodina de la scara B care are pr\u0103jitura mai bun\u0103 mi se pare SF. E adev\u0103rat, mie mi se pare halucinant \u015fi c\u00e2nd v\u0103d femei \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii a unei re\u0163ete de salat\u0103 de boeuf, cert\u00e2ndu-se cu diverse apelative colorate, pe tema \u201ese pune sau nu maz\u0103re\u201d. C\u00e2nd r\u0103spunsul corect este: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place, se pune, dac\u0103 nu, nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eDar \u0219i mamaia M\u0103riuca, Dumnezeu s-o odihneasc\u0103, master\u0219efa nun\u021bilor din satul nostru, punea!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eBa nu, mamaia S\u0103ftica nu punea, \u0219i mamaia S\u0103ftica a fost regina oficial\u0103 a crati\u021bei de la noi din comun\u0103! E\u0219ti proast\u0103, cucoan\u0103, \u0219i nu meri\u021bi bucurii \u00een via\u021b\u0103.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2zi sau s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi c\u00e2nd vezi cum se pot inflama aceste persoane aparent mature \u0219i serioase, cu conturile de Facebook pline de cli\u0219ee de genul \u201e\u00cent\u00e2mpin\u0103 fiecare zi cu un z\u00e2mbet!\u201d, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de o banalitate de genul \u201ece punem \u00een salata de boeuf\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen timp ce al\u021bii stau cu inima c\u00e2t un purice, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u00e2nd izbucne\u0219te al treilea r\u0103zboi mondial, \u0219i dac\u0103 vom muri to\u021bi cu g\u00e2lcevile noastre inutile \u0219i stupide legate de pr\u0103jituri \u0219i salate cu tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i \u0219ti\u021bi de la ce li se trage? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De la exces de timp liber \u0219i de la prea mult bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd ai treab\u0103 de nu te vezi, nu ai timp s\u0103 te cer\u021bi cu alt\u0103 neb\u0103gat\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 dac\u0103 e corect\u0103 re\u021beta ta sau a ei. C\u00e2nd gospod\u0103re\u0219ti banii s\u0103-\u021bi ajung\u0103 pentru toate nevoile, nu ai bani de irosit pe procese cu alt\u0103 neb\u0103gat\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 dac\u0103 re\u021beta ta e mai autentic\u0103 dec\u00e2t a ei. \u0218i care ave\u021bi crati\u021ba mai larg\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul mai noduros. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi imaginez fe\u021bele onora\u021bilor magistra\u021bi c\u00e2nd li s-s prezentat spe\u021ba: reclamanta \u0219i p\u00e2r\u00e2ta au un conflict legat de o re\u021bet\u0103 de pr\u0103jitur\u0103. Printre crime, violuri, t\u00e2lh\u0103rii \u0219i alte chestii grave, hopa \u0219i gospodinele de internet convinse c\u0103 ele au n\u0103scocit coada de la cirea\u0219\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu zic, exist\u0103 mare m\u00e2nc\u0103torie \u0219i \u00een comunitatea de makeup \u0219i beauty, \u0219i m\u0103 mai ciocnesc \u0219i eu de ea c\u00e2nd fac un machiaj neconven\u021bional. Dar nu m\u0103 imaginez judec\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu Alt\u0103G\u00e2sc\u0103.ro pe versiunea corect\u0103 de smokey eye, nici m\u0103car dac\u0103 o v\u0103d pe Alt\u0103G\u00e2sc\u0103.ro reproduc\u00e2ndu-mi la propriu fiecare machiaj , unu la unu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Realitatea e c\u0103 universul va exista bine merci \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 mine, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 Alt\u0103G\u00e2sc\u0103.ro, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 eclere, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 smokey eye, iar scopul final al contentului online este relaxarea \u0219i entertainmentul cititorului. At\u00e2t. Nu reinvent\u0103m roata. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i realitatea e c\u0103 mie, de exemplu \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau contentul de food \u0219i cel de machiaj tocmai pentru c\u0103 nu aveu miz\u0103 mare \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103deau o pauz\u0103 de la anxietatea pe care mi-o induc \u0219tirile. Dar iat\u0103 c\u0103 relaxarea e iluzorie. Nu te atinge de re\u021beta mea, sau vezi tu pe dracu’. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oric\u00e2t de greu \u021bi-ar fi, oric\u00e2te necazuri ai, oric\u00e2t stres \u00ee\u021bi induc familia \u0219i jobul, oric\u00e2t\u0103 durere \u00ee\u021bi provoac\u0103 partenerul indiferent \u0219i nerecunosc\u0103tor, iat\u0103 un motiv s\u0103 te sim\u021bi bine cu tine: m\u0103car tu nu te judeci cu tanti Elvira de la etajul 3 care a\u021bi inventat ciorba de varz\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 e cu afum\u0103tur\u0103 sau f\u0103r\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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