{"id":26201,"date":"2024-03-14T14:20:55","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T11:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26201"},"modified":"2024-03-15T03:19:10","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T00:19:10","slug":"un-deputat-roman-a-pus-gand-rau-pisicilor-fara-stapan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-deputat-roman-a-pus-gand-rau-pisicilor-fara-stapan\/","title":{"rendered":"Un deputat rom\u00e2n a pus g\u00e2nd r\u0103u pisicilor f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cel cheam\u0103 Daniel Toda \u015fi zilele astea a avut 15 minute de faim\u0103 pe internet din toate motivele gre\u015fite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era el \u00eentronat pe scaunul de toalet\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103, dup\u0103 ce o cafea s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 i-a pus \u00een mi\u015fcare sistemul digestiv, \u015fi brusc, a produs o idee: Ce ar fi s\u0103 adun\u0103m pisicile f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n de pe str\u0103zi, s\u0103 le chinuim \u015fi pe ele \u00een ad\u0103posturi subfinan\u0163ate, unde, din zece lei de subven\u0163ie, nou\u0103 se fur\u0103 \u00e0 la roumaine, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu se adopt\u0103 \u00een 14 zile – ceea ce \u015ftim c\u0103 \u00een 90% din cazuri nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 – s\u0103 le c\u0103s\u0103pim pe toate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei a luat b\u0103iatul nostru h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103, a sp\u00e2rc\u00e2it entuziast proiectul de lege, care venea jeturi – jeturi, apoi a prezentat-o, m\u00e2ndru de c\u00e2t de tare d\u0103dea \u00een gropi de de\u015ftept, opiniei publice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu era greu de b\u0103nuit c\u0103 opinia public\u0103 a executat cu el un bukkake glorios din toate pozi\u0163iile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u0103nit \u00een con\u015ftiin\u0163a propriei de\u015ftept\u0103ciuni cu spume, \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cu greu fa\u0163a de \u0103\u0103\u0103, lacrimi, omul nostru a zis c\u0103 vai, c\u0103 era din grij\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de pisici, c\u0103 de ce s\u0103 stea pe str\u0103zi \u015fi c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii nu apreciaz\u0103 valorile, cum e el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mentalitate de gorobete b\u0103tut \u00een cap: De ce s\u0103 stea pe str\u0103zi, mai bine le omor\u00e2m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i, nu merg niciodat\u0103 pe conturile altuia s\u0103-i jignesc pe social media. Dar specimenului \u0103stuia i-a\u015f fi f\u0103cut pomelnic cu tot neamul lui cel adormit, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-ar fi oferit BOR un job. Dac\u0103 nu m-ar fi oprit amintirea celor doi ani \u00eenn\u0103di\u0163i de restric\u0163ii, care mi-au redus traficul \u015fi reachul la un sfert. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei iat\u0103 de ce, oameni buni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisicile nu sunt periculoase fa\u0163\u0103 de oameni. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Argumentul pentru str\u00e2ngerea \u015fi eutanasierea c\u00e2inilor f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n a fost moartea unui copila\u015f sf\u00e2\u015fiat de c\u00e2ini \u00een parc. OK, mi s-a rupt inima pentru sutele de mii de c\u00e2ini pa\u015fnici, care nici m\u0103car n-au m\u00e2r\u00e2it la cineva vreodat\u0103, dar am \u00een\u0163eles panica \u015fi angoasa m\u0103micilor, pentru care siguran\u0163a copiilor lor e pe primul loc. O popula\u0163ie canin\u0103 stradal\u0103 poate reprezenta un pericol, dac\u0103 scap\u0103 de sub control. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar majoritatea pisicilor f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n fug m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de cum v\u0103d picior de om. Singurele pisici care devin agresive cu oamenii sunt ale tale de acas\u0103, dac\u0103 te-ai jucat excesiv cu ele, au obosit \u015fi vor s\u0103-\u0163i comunice s\u0103 te duci la scara ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisicile ajut\u0103 la controlul roz\u0103toarelor. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u015ftiu cum e cu alte ora\u015fe, dar Bucure\u015ftiul are o problem\u0103 cu \u015fobolanii. Toate otr\u0103vurile \u015fi solu\u0163iile de deratizare e\u015fueaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u015fobolanii se adapteaz\u0103 fantastic de repede. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar exist\u0103 o solu\u0163ie str\u0103veche, care \u00eenc\u0103 func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 ca pe vremea c\u00e2nd c\u00e2ntam agabugahububu \u00een pe\u015fter\u0103: felinele. Felinele devoreaz\u0103 tot ce e picior de roz\u0103tor, \u015fi le \u015fi place. De aceea, exist\u0103 zone ale Bucure\u015ftiului unde programele scumpe de deratizare sunt \u00eenlocuite de solu\u0163ia mamei natur\u0103: o colonie de mi\u0163i-pi\u0163i dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fe \u00een jurul blocului. Acestea sunt simpatice, pufoase \u015fi torc\u0103cioase. P\u00e2n\u0103 le vezi demol\u00e2nd un chi\u0163-chi\u0163 cu sadism \u015fi rup\u00e2ndu-i ciolanele \u00eentre din\u0163i \u015fi zici: eu de fapt nu te cunosc deloc… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u015ftii cum se va adapta pisica la traiul \u00een cas\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din p\u0103cate, pisoii au, p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u015fase luni, o perioad\u0103 \u00een care pot fi socializa\u0163i cu oamenii \u015fi cu \u00eengrijirea \u00een cas\u0103. Dac\u0103 trec de aceste \u015fase luni \u015fi nu sunt socializa\u0163i, r\u0103m\u00e2n pisici adaptate la traiul pe strad\u0103, care dau \u00een boala lui calache de cum le atingi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Limba englez\u0103 utilizeaz\u0103 doi termeni distinc\u0163i pentru pisicile f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n care au avut contact cu oamenii \u015fi sunt prietenoase: \u201estray\u201d, \u0219i cele crescute exclusiv pe maidan, care au zero \u0219anse s\u0103 accepte un trai domestic: \u201eferal\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 proiectul de lege al d\u00e2rzului nostru combatant de pe tron trecea, cele \u201eferal\u201d ar fi sf\u00e2r\u0219it toate \u00een raiul pisicilor, pentru c\u0103 ai zero \u0219anse s\u0103 le socializezi \u00een 14 zile. Sau vreodat\u0103. Surpriz\u0103: astea sunt cele mai bune v\u00e2n\u0103toare de \u0219oareci, \u0219obolani \u0219i al\u021bi guzgani nedori\u021bi \u0219i nepl\u0103cu\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cele \u201estray\u201d – dup\u0103 noroc. Sunt unele prietenoase, care se las\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2iate, dar care nu se pot adapta traiului \u00een cas\u0103 nici cu slujbe. Vin, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, apoi url\u0103 sf\u00e2\u0219ietor la tine s\u0103 le la\u0219i afar\u0103. Unde, dup\u0103 creiera\u0219ul c\u00e2t aluna al lui Toda, ar fi venit hingherii s\u0103 le salte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ritmul adop\u021biilor <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anun\u021bi adop\u021bia unui pui adorabil de pisic\u0103. Vin 3789054323567890 de comentatori s\u0103 se mire ce dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219 e \u0219i ce botic pufos are, dar greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeu apare \u0219i unul serios, care zice: \u201eSalut, \u00eel vreau eu.\u201d \u0218i de obicei, e o tanti de 78 de ani din Dristor care mai are 15 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd cau\u021bi s\u0103 dai un animal adult, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i tanti din Dristor zice pas, c\u0103 nu e dr\u0103gu\u021b \u0219i omg-le\u0219in-m\u00e2nca-i-a\u0219 botul, a\u0219a cum e puiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deja, ad\u0103posturile private care \u021bin pisici se lupt\u0103 din greu s\u0103 le dea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Concret, singurul rezultat al sesiunii de diaree mintal\u0103 de care a suferit dl. Toda ar fi fost un m\u0103cel medieval de animale nevinovate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mu*** cu crengi de care s-a bucurat acesta, zile \u00een \u0219ir, mi-a restaurat \u00eencrederea \u00een poporul meu. M\u00e2ndr\u0103 s\u0103 fiu rom\u00e2nc\u0103! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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