{"id":26215,"date":"2024-03-18T11:29:35","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T08:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26215"},"modified":"2024-03-18T11:29:39","modified_gmt":"2024-03-18T08:29:39","slug":"posta-redactiei-prea-multa-ciocolata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-prea-multa-ciocolata\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Prea mult\u0103 ciocolat\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103 remunerat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Subliniez:&nbsp;<strong>dac\u0103 NU vrei s\u0103 scriu despre, NU-mi trimite o po\u015ft\u0103 a redac\u0163iei cu amendamentul \u201cdar vreau r\u0103spuns privat\u201d<\/strong>, dup\u0103 ce am citit un \u00eentreg roman fluviu. Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni: vrei formatul \u0103sta, sau \u00eemi recompensezi timpul. Merci de \u00een\u0163elegere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scrisorica de azi spune a\u015fa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bun\u0103, Lore!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Lucrez la un birou unde iau contact cu oamenii fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Majoritatea oamenilor m\u0103 scot din s\u0103rite cu tot felul de chestii, unele banale, dar nu m\u0103 pot pl\u00e2nge, fiindc\u0103 \u0103sta e jobul. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ei, \u015fi uneori, c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 le rezolv c\u00e2te trei-patru chestii deodat\u0103, \u00eemi mai dau ochii peste cap \u015fi fac fel \u015fi fel de grimase.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Unii se prind c\u00e2t de obositori sunt \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce le rezolv problemele, \u00eemi mai las\u0103 pe birou c\u00e2te o aten\u0163ie. Nu bani, c\u0103 nu avem voie, ci c\u00e2te ceva dulce. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ei bine, luna martie a tot &#8220;plouat&#8221; cu ciocolate, sucuri, biscui\u0163i \u015fi bomboane. Am tras din r\u0103sputeri de mine s\u0103 nu le ating, dar am e\u015fuat lamentabil. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ultima p\u0103\u0163anie e o cutie de bomboane trufe de ciocolat\u0103, pe care mi-a dat-o o doamn\u0103. Le-am luat \u00eent\u00e2i acas\u0103, le-am pus pe biroul din umila mea garsonier\u0103 \u015fi am incercat s\u0103 le ignor complet, repet\u00e2ndu-mi c\u0103 mie nu-mi plac trufele, fiindc\u0103 sunt t\u0103v\u0103lite prin cacao crud\u0103 \u015fi nu \u00eemi place. Ei bine, dou\u0103 zile am rezistat eroic, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd asear\u0103 am cedat \u015fi le-am desf\u0103cut. Am dat gata jum\u0103tate de cutie. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 dup\u0103, m-am sim\u0163it rau. Acum ce fac cu cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate de cutie? <\/strong>\u015e<strong>i cum fac s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai ating de urm\u0103toarele nenorociri care mi se vor abate pe cap?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Mul\u0163umesc, a\u015ftept cu ner\u0103bdare sfatul t\u0103u.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vreau s\u0103 \u00eencep prin a puncta c\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg 100% nevoia de a devora dulciuri cu nemiluita c\u00e2nd lucrezi \u00een joburi stresante de tip customer service. S\u0103 fii nevoit s\u0103 explici chestii complexe tehnic lui gigel scandal \u015fi maricic\u0103i nefwtere, care \u0163ip\u0103 peste tine \u015fi nu te ascult\u0103, pentru c\u0103 te-au g\u0103sit \u0163ap isp\u0103\u015fitor \u015fi vor s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune pe tine pentru toate dezam\u0103girile vie\u0163ii lor, e genul de consum nervos pentru care \u00eende\u015fi \u00een tine 300 de grame de ciocolat\u0103 Milka deodat\u0103, s\u0103 moar\u0103 de diabet to\u0163i mor\u0163ii de mam\u0103 care se preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 ias\u0103 buhuuuhuuuu la suprafa\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015f scrie o pies\u0103 de teatru: Customer service, unde la final, dup\u0103 un client excesiv de enervant, eroina sare \u00een sus, \u00ee\u015fi bag\u0103 o mie de pw!i belite \u00een toat\u0103 familia lui, apoi \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 triumfal demisia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, iat\u0103 cum gestionezi excesul de dulciuri de pe birou. C\u0103 vrei s\u0103 moar\u0103 de diabet doar mor\u0163ii de mam\u0103, nu \u015fi tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Po\u0163i lipi pe peretele din spate un postera\u015f funny:<strong> Aceast\u0103 zei\u0163\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 dulciuri. Ofrandele se fac sub form\u0103 de caju, migdale \u015fi fructe proaspete. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. Sharing is caring <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un mod de a cuceri puncte de popularitate \u00een r\u00e2ndurile colegilor t\u0103i \u015fi de a reduce caloriile concomitent este s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i. De exemplu, trufele alea puteau fi desf\u0103cute \u00een momentul primirii, \u015fi oferite \u00eentregului birou. A\u015fa, fiecare suflet de om asuprit de acolo are un moment dulce de serotonin\u0103, pentru care o s\u0103 te aprecieze mult mai mult din acel moment. \u015ei tu r\u0103m\u00e2i cu dou\u0103 &#8211; trei trufe, care sunt totally manageable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. Dar din dar se face rai <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fiecare bloc din Bucure\u015fti are o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. \u015ei fiecare banc\u0103 are b\u0103bu\u0163e. B\u0103bu\u0163ele alea de obicei au lucruri acide de comentat despre vestimenta\u0163ia \u015fi machiajul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po\u0163i s\u0103 le por\u0163i ranchiun\u0103 \u00een t\u0103cere, sau po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege mai profund situa\u0163ia. Ele nu vor mai putea s\u0103 poarte niciodat\u0103 fust\u0103 scurt\u0103 cu vedere la borta cxrului \u015fi nici s\u0103 se machieze multicolor, c\u0103 nu mai au nimic de ar\u0103tat. \u00cen plus, dup\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 de munc\u0103, au o pensie am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 din care se gospod\u0103resc cu greu s\u0103 cumpere uneori dou\u0103 ou\u0103, \u00een loc de unul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 tu iei cutia nedesf\u0103cut\u0103 de trufe \u015fi le-o oferi \u00een trecere, cu argumentul: \u201eAm primit bomboanele astea, dar eu \u021bin diet\u0103\u201d, o s\u0103 fii eroina lor p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219i mai ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00eenal\u021be incanta\u021bii de glorie legate de vestimenta\u021bia \u0219i machiajul t\u0103u, pe care le urau cu at\u00e2ta ferocitate ieri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca regul\u0103 general\u0103: ofer\u0103 ce nu-\u021bi trebuie altora care nu-\u0219i pot permite. A\u0219a, te men\u021bii \u0219i tu la un num\u0103r rezonabil de kilograme \u0219i bucuri \u0219i pe al\u021bii. Good vibes only. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 dup\u0103 \u0219ase seara<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Una dintre cele mai sinistre t\u00e2mpenii pe care le perpetueaz\u0103 oamenii e \u201enu m\u00e2nca dup\u0103 \u0219ase seara\u201d. \u00cen special omul care a muncit toat\u0103 ziua e RUPT DE FOAME seara. Peste pr\u00e2nz mai sari. Dar seara ai hali o c\u0103mil\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, cu tot cu emirul de pe ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E mai s\u0103n\u0103tos s\u0103-\u021bi faci o salat\u0103 mare, \u00een care adaugi proteine, ou\u0103, br\u00e2nz\u0103 sau carne, pentru sa\u021bietate, \u0219i s\u0103 sim\u021bi burtica plin\u0103, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te lup\u021bi cu foamea asta, s\u0103-i cedezi la 12.30, s\u0103 gole\u0219ti o cutie de praline, \u0219i s\u0103 te \u00eenjuri toat\u0103 noaptea \u00een sinea ta pentru lipsa de control. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nce seara nevestele de milionari \u00eentre\u021binute, care nu vin dup\u0103 o zi grea de munc\u0103, \u0219i pe care le a\u0219teapt\u0103 a doua zi doar un tratament la spa \u0219i o vizit\u0103 la salonul de unghii. Noi muncim, prin urmare, avem nevoie de nutrien\u021bi. C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti s\u0103tul, dulciurile devin infinit mai pu\u021bin tentante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. Treat yourself <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To\u021bi iubitorii de animale au un stoc de treats. Astea sunt mici \u0219i apetisante, \u0219i le dai pe post de recompens\u0103 dac\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u021bul \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 un truc nou, dac\u0103 e cuminte, dac\u0103 ai tu un puseu de afec\u021biune fa\u021b\u0103 de el \u0219i tot a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Folose\u0219te bomboanele pe post de treats c\u00e2nd faci lucruri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u021ai-ai \u00eenfr\u00e2nt azi lenea \u0219i ai mers la sal\u0103? Treat yourself. Cu O bomboan\u0103. Nici lui Grivei nu-i dai toat\u0103 cutia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ce\u021bi zici de trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 speli geamurile, dar mereu ai de lucru? F\u0103-o azi. C\u00e2nd geamurile lucesc ca \u00eentr-o reclam\u0103 la f\u00e2s de ferestre, treat yourself. Cu o bomboan\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i surprins\u0103 de eficien\u021ba ta neb\u0103nuit\u0103 \u00een efectuarea de sarcini pe care le dete\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi oferi bomboanele, una c\u00e2te una, pe post de treats, exact cum o faci cu Grivei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218tergi praful? Treat yourself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bagi o ma\u0219in\u0103 de rufe la sp\u0103lat? Treat yourself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le \u00eentinzi la uscat? Treat yourself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Utilizeaz\u0103-\u021bi dependen\u021ba de ciocolat\u0103 \u00een scopuri pozitive. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iat\u0103 c\u00e2teva idei pentru a transforma o nenorocire \u00eentr-o binecuv\u00e2ntare. Sper s\u0103 te ajute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>. Pentru dona\u021bii de 50 de euro sau mai mult, \u00eemi po\u021bi propune tu un subiect. Pentru dona\u021bii de 25 de euro sau mai mult, po\u021bi propune o poezie pentru<strong>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">cele 365 de zile de poezie.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chocolate-Coconut-Flakes.jpg?fit=1018%2C679&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26218,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26215\/revisions\/26218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}