{"id":26340,"date":"2024-04-14T12:38:04","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26340"},"modified":"2024-04-14T12:38:06","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T09:38:06","slug":"cum-e-pisica-ta-in-functie-de-zodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-e-pisica-ta-in-functie-de-zodie\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum e pisica ta \u00een func\u0163ie de zodie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acest site are o serie, nu neap\u0103rat frecvent\u0103, de horoscop satiric. Am lucrat zece ani \u00een pres\u0103, \u015fi \u00een ace\u015fti zece ani, la absolut toate publica\u0163iile, am fost cineva. \u00cen sensul de \u201ecineva ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i horoscopul\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar c\u00e2nd v\u0103d prin ziare cu preten\u021bii titluri de genul \u201eCum faci b\u0103rba\u021bii s\u0103 sufere, \u00een func\u021bie de zodie\u201d, complet neironic, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 e loc de foarte multe glume \u00een continuare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Azi, vom trece \u00een revist\u0103 zodia companionului nostru preferat: pisica. Pentru c\u0103 nimic nu e mai fun dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ne \u00eembin\u0103m cele dou\u0103 pl\u0103ceri vinovate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Berbecul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218tii m\u00e2\u021ba aia care sare pe mas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce din farfuria ta \u00een cel mai relaxat \u0219i natural mod? \u0218tii m\u00e2\u021ba aia care se tol\u0103ne\u0219te sfid\u0103toare pe fotoliul t\u0103u preferat sau pe locul t\u0103u de pe canapea, sau pe culcu\u0219ul c\u00e2inelui, apoi ridic\u0103 nep\u0103s\u0103toare un picior \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 se ling\u0103 \u00een zonele unde o doare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da, aia e o pisic\u0103 Berbec. Toat\u0103 casa e a ei, pentru c\u0103 for\u021ba este cu ea. Voi sunte\u021bi noroco\u0219i c\u0103 v\u0103 tolereaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Taurul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisica Taur nu se agit\u0103 nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd e cutremur. Se treze\u0219te din somn, se uit\u0103 u\u0219or deranjat\u0103 de mi\u0219c\u0103rile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, se \u00eentoarce cu \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tul la situa\u021bie \u0219i doarme de tai lemne pe ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Garfield e \u00een mod sigur o pisic\u0103 Taur. \u00centrune\u0219te cele dou\u0103 coordonate: lenea suprem\u0103 \u0219i marea pasiune pentru m\u00e2ncare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da, \u0103sta e singurul punct de nevralgie al pisicii Taur. Bolul pe jum\u0103tate gol. Atunci miaun\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eel umpli cu v\u00e2rf. ,Apoi se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenfulece ca \u0219i cum ar fi ultima ei mas\u0103 \u00eenainte de Apocalips\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gemenii <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd nu ai chef de ea, vine \u0219i \u021bi se \u00eencurc\u0103 printre picioare, toarce r\u0103sun\u0103tor \u0219i se freac\u0103 de tine. C\u00e2nd vrei s-o \u021bii \u00een bra\u021be, \u0219uier\u0103 la tine \u0219i se ascunde sub pat. C\u00e2nd ai treab\u0103, se joac\u0103 cu firele de la calculator. C\u00e2nd vrei tu s\u0103 te joci, se uit\u0103 indiferent\u0103 la juc\u0103ria cu pan\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rf, apoi la tine: Pe bune, b\u0103i, nimeni? Eu am absolvit Sorbona s\u0103-mi plimbi tu mie o pan\u0103 pe la nas? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pe scurt, ce vrea pisica din zodia Gemenilor? Opusul a ce vrei tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Racul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisica Rac e afectuoas\u0103. Extrem de afectuoas\u0103. E pisica asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8BZAW1tcnv0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti genul de persoan\u0103 cu tip de ata\u0219ament anxios, adopt\u0103 o pisic\u0103 din zodia Racului. Sau un c\u00e2ine. Modul \u00een care se vor \u021bine dup\u0103 tine prin cas\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, modul \u00een care vor pl\u00e2nge c\u00e2nd mergi la munc\u0103, modul \u00een care \u00ee\u021bi vor s\u0103ri \u00een bra\u021be c\u00e2nd vii acas\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vor da confortul sufletesc pe care nu-l g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een rela\u021biile cu al\u021bi oameni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Leul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aici vorbesc din experien\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103 eu l-am adoptat pe dl. Splendoaremaxim\u0103 pe 5 septembrie \u0219i veterinarul a stabilit c\u0103 are \u00een jur de o lun\u0103, ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e n\u0103scut \u00een mijlocul zodiei Leului, \u00een miez de august. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e2\u021ba Leu e la fel de afectuoas\u0103, dar cu o alt\u0103 atitudine. Se \u00eentinde l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine pe canapea \u0219i a\u0219az\u0103 un picioru\u0219 pe tine, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i marcheze teritoriul. Se urc\u0103 pe raftul de deasupra capului t\u0103u \u0219i te p\u0103ze\u0219te de sus. V\u00e2neaz\u0103 viet\u0103\u021bi mici \u0219i \u021bi le aduce, pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti un v\u00e2n\u0103tor incompetent \u0219i cineva trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eenve\u021be \u0219i pe tine mersul lucrurilor. C\u00e2nd faci baie, se urc\u0103 pe marginea c\u0103zii \u0219i \u021bip\u0103 la tine c\u0103 te \u00eeneci. C\u00e2nd te prinde ploaia \u00een ora\u0219, \u021bi se urc\u0103 \u00een cap \u0219i te linge pe p\u0103r, pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost \u0219i n-ai umbrel\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e2\u021ba Leu e basically taic\u0103-tu. Bine, nu taic\u0103-tu din via\u021ba real\u0103, care te-a abandonat \u00een copil\u0103rie \u0219i n-a pl\u0103tit pensie alimentar\u0103. Taic\u0103-tu compensatoriu, pe care \u021bi l-a dat karma, s\u0103 sim\u021bi \u0219i tu cum e s\u0103 aib\u0103 cineva grij\u0103 de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Fecioara <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisica Fecioar\u0103 e finu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i proper. Dac\u0103 miaun\u0103, o face finu\u021b \u0219i discret. P\u0103\u0219e\u0219te lin \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 zgomot. Dac\u0103 e \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 cu multe pisici, a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 termine restul s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, pentru c\u0103 nu-i plac vacarmul \u0219i \u00eenghesuiala. E genul care se ascunde mereu \u00een dulapul cu haine curate, \u00eemb\u0103ls\u0103mate \u0219i pl\u0103cut mirositoare, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i ea \u00ee\u0219i face cochet toaleta de diminea\u021ba \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. Nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 dintr-un bol care nu luce\u0219te de cur\u0103\u021benie \u0219i nu se atinge de o litier\u0103 care nu e impecabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisica Fecioar\u0103 e o doamn\u0103 cu preten\u021bii. A absolvit pensionul \u00een vremurile bune, c\u00e2nd lumea \u00eenc\u0103 avea maniere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Balan\u021ba <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218ti\u021bi pisica pe care o iube\u0219te tot cartierul? Aia care prime\u0219te m\u00e2ncare \u0219i de la tine, \u0219i de la buticul din col\u021b, \u0219i \u00eei ia \u0219i nea Fane de la scul\u0103rie plicule\u021b? Aia care st\u0103 tol\u0103nit\u0103 al\u0103turi de comitetul de be\u021bivi de cartier \u0219i toarce c\u00e2nd unul o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie, \u0219i extrage umanitatea chiar \u0219i din cele mai aparent dec\u0103zute specimene? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aia e o pisic\u0103 Balan\u021b\u0103. Nu vrea \u00een cas\u0103, pentru c\u0103 ar fi ca o \u00eenchisoare. De ce s\u0103 stea singur\u0103, s\u0103 te a\u0219tepte pe tine s\u0103 vii de la munc\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00een tot acest timp poate fi influencer? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Scorpionul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta e pisica agresiv\u0103 din senin. Care vine s\u0103 se frece de tine, apoi, f\u0103r\u0103 motiv \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 a avea ceva de c\u00e2\u0219tigat, te mu\u0219c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge. \u0218i \u00eei place la nebunie s\u0103 sparg\u0103 exact cana care-\u021bi place cel mai mult. E pisica de la care au \u00eenceput toate miturile despre par\u0219ivenia pisicilor \u00een general. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cea mai bun\u0103 metod\u0103 de interac\u021biune cu pisica Scorpion este s\u0103 o la\u0219i \u00een pace. S\u0103 nu \u021bipi la ea pentru c\u0103 ador\u0103 s\u0103 te vad\u0103 nervos. S\u0103 nu la\u0219i obiecte fragile accesibile \u0219i s\u0103-i cumperi un st\u00e2lp imens de ascu\u021bit ghearele, ca s\u0103 nu le mai ascut\u0103 pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E pisica ideal\u0103 pentru omul ocupat, care nu are tone de timp \u0219i de aten\u021bie de oferit unui companion. Are rar momente de dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u0219enie, care sunt absolut \u00eenduio\u0219\u0103toare, dar de obicei, se termin\u0103 tot cu o ghear\u0103 peste ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>S\u0103get\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pisica S\u0103get\u0103tor e genul c\u0103ruia \u00eei place s\u0103 colinde. Dac\u0103 e m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 de curte, e mereu \u00een v\u00e2rful copacilor, sau undeva departe. Dac\u0103 e m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 de apartament, \u00ee\u0219i face traseu turistic: rafturile de sus &#8211; v\u00e2rful dulapului &#8211; sus pe u\u0219\u0103 &#8211; alt dulap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd vin musafiri, e afectuoas\u0103 \u0219i sociabil\u0103, dar se plictise\u0219te repede de oameni \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i reia hoin\u0103reala. Nu-i prea plac m\u00e2ng\u00e2ierile, sau s\u0103 fie \u021binut\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be, \u00een schimb ador\u0103 s\u0103 se joace, s\u0103 fug\u0103reasc\u0103 bilu\u021be, pene, puncte de laser \u0219i ce \u00eei mai fluturi tu prin fa\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E genul de pisic\u0103 predispus\u0103 la accidente, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei place prea mult pericolul. Pune plas\u0103 la geamuri: sigur va \u00eencerca s\u0103 zboare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Capricornul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 extrem de pragmatic\u0103. O strigi? Te ignor\u0103. O strigi cu un treat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103? A\u0219a da, acum ai \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu deranjezi dac\u0103 nu ai ceva de oferit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e2\u021ba Capricorn e genul care st\u0103 lini\u0219tit \u00een col\u021b \u0219i po\u021bi uita c\u0103 exist\u0103, c\u00e2t timp o \u021bii hr\u0103nit\u0103, hidratat\u0103 \u0219i cu acces la litier\u0103. Nu \u021bine neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fie prieten\u0103 cu tine. \u00ce\u021bi tolereaz\u0103 politicos m\u00e2ng\u00e2ierile, ca pe un pre\u021b care trebuie pl\u0103tit pentru c\u0103 \u00eei asiguri cele necesare, dar nu sim\u021bi c\u0103 se bucur\u0103 de ele. Sim\u021bi acut c\u0103 nu prezin\u021bi nimic interesant pentru ea, tu ca  persoan\u0103, dar c\u0103 \u00eei convine aranjamentul, \u0219i atunci, te suport\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2teodat\u0103 cu o privire piezi\u0219\u0103, care spune: \u201eIsuse, nu pot s\u0103 cred cu ce prost stau \u00een cas\u0103\u201d. \u0218i totu\u0219i, prostul aduce de m\u00e2ncare. Hai s\u0103-l \u00eendur\u0103m \u0219i azi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>V\u0103rs\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nimic nu demonstreaz\u0103 existen\u021ba unui univers paralel ca prezen\u021ba unei pisici V\u0103rs\u0103tor \u00een cas\u0103. E m\u00e2\u021ba care converseaz\u0103 lung cu prietenii ei imaginari, se holbeaz\u0103 lung la nimic &#8211; sau aparent nimic! &#8211; \u0219i v\u00e2neaz\u0103 umbre. E pisica care arat\u0103 glitchul din Matrice, dar e totodat\u0103 con\u0219tient\u0103 acut c\u0103 nimic din jurul nostru nu e real. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 am putea \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba pisicile din zodia V\u0103rs\u0103torilor s\u0103 scrie, cred c\u0103 scriitorii suprareali\u0219ti ar lua ru\u0219inic\u0103 grav\u0103. Privirea stranie a unei pisici V\u0103rs\u0103tor vede \u00een tine toate formele tale precedente de re\u00eencarnare \u0219i toate traumele transgenera\u021bionale acumulate \u00een miile de ani de c\u00e2nd b\u00e2ntui pe lume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E genul de pisic\u0103 pe care o adoptau vr\u0103jitoarele, pentru c\u0103 prezen\u021ba ei contribuia la vibe-ul general de bizarerie din colib\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Pe\u0219tii <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ce ai, Mi\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuu. Miaaaaaaaaaau. Miaaaaau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Dar ai m\u00e2ncare, ai ap\u0103, ai nisip. 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